Sell your soul to the devil

[evilernie]

I know most of us are probably atheist, perhaps agnostic. But if you were approached by someone that claim that he can make your wishes come true and ask for nothing in return (even your phone number or email), but in 30 years he will take your soul.

Could you agree to it?

[HbgDon]

YES! and that's with no hesitation.


I'd rather be the Devil's Bounty Hunter.
http://www.thenerdpocalypse.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/02/GhostRider.jpg

[EyeCumInPiece]

My soul doesnt have a pricetag.

[Erika1487]

Does being a former Repulican official count? ;)

[trish]

I've heard of people refusing to sell junk that worth nothing regardless of the offer, but refusing to sell nothing for any offer of something seems a bit crazy. Nothing has no price-tag!? :)

[Jericho]

Trish, you heathen! :dead:

I'm open to offers...I'll figure out a way to weasel out of it later!

[trish]

Trish, you heathen! :dead:

I'm open to offers...I'll figure out a way to weasel out of it later!
I give you my soul for your soul, with the option that we can buy them back from each at the same price later.

[Jericho]

I give you my soul for your soul, with the option that we can buy them back from each at the same price later.

Deal...Just don't try and sell beforehand, on ebay! :whistle:

[trish]

Okay. Now how do we do it? Do we pack them up and ship them, or does something magical.....oooooo....wtf?....this is different??! Your soul is kinda warm and snuggly. It frizzes my hair a bit...but I like it.

[Dino Velvet]

Why would the Devil pay for something he already owns?

[trish]

Or for nothing he already owns? Though Jericho's soul's pretty nice. I'll sell it to you.

[Jericho]

Okay. Now how do we do it? Do we pack them up and ship them, or does something magical.....oooooo....wtf?....this is different??! Your soul is kinda warm and snuggly. It frizzes my hair a bit...but I like it.

And i have a strange craving for key lime pie!:p

[Dino Velvet]

And i have a strange craving for key lime pie!:p

Gotta get past the gators first.

[trish]

And I want to make love to small breasted women! This is just wrong!

[Dino Velvet]

And I want to make love to small breasted women! This is just wrong!

Explain yourself. Why is that wrong? Hell, grab 2 at a time if you want.

[Jericho]

And I want to make love to small breasted women! This is just wrong!

And i have an overwhelming urge to want to watch...Though i doubt there's anything supernatural about that! :whistle:

[martin48]

I don't have a soul so happy to exchange non-existent item for small or large breasted women. Anyway, you only go to Heaven for the climate, but Hell for the company - see you all there

[Dino Velvet]

Trish, get back in here! You can't just say shit like that and walk away. Plenty of us fellas wanted to hear the rest of your story with our pants dropped to our ankles.

[trish]

Just to make you happy Jericho, I'll bang two small breasted women and send you the video. Then we gotta sell back each other's nothings. Okay Dino gets a copy too...the video that is.

I wonder if you can make love to cartoon creatures in Heaven and Hell? On the other hand, if just your soul goes there, is it possible to boff or get boffed at all?

[martin48]

We all cartoon creatures already - just badly drawn

[trish]

Are we digital or pigment? Can I xerox Jericho's soul while I have it?

[Dino Velvet]

Just to make you happy Jericho, I'll bang two small breasted women and send you the video. Then we gotta sell back each other's nothings. Okay Dino gets a copy too...the video that is.

I wonder if you can make love to cartoon creatures in Heaven and Hell? On the other hand, if just your soul goes there, is it possible to boff or get boffed at all?

Most appreciated. I'll sniff and fondle the tape too.

[trish]

Oops! Some of my friends stopped by and want me to go out for lunch. Guess I'll be keeping your soul for a while Jericho. I'll try not to get it too dirty. Filthy maybe, but not dirty. I'll get back to ya.

[Dino Velvet]

Oops! Some of my friends stopped by and want me to go out for lunch. Guess I'll be keeping your soul for a while Jericho. I'll try not to get it too dirty. Filthy maybe, but not dirty. I'll get back to ya.

Excuse yourselves from the table and stick Jericho's soul with the check. That would be Diabolical.

[Jericho]

Oops! Some of my friends stopped by and want me to go out for lunch. Guess I'll be keeping your soul for a while Jericho. I'll try not to get it too dirty. Filthy maybe, but not dirty. I'll get back to ya.

I'm sure it's nothing that won't wash off with a bit of carbolic!
Keep it as long as ya like...Just remember to take pictures! :praying:

[irvin66]

Personally, I do not believe in the devil and not God, for that matter.
And certainly not Allah, Muslim pigs!!!!:mad:
I believe in people and that they have sense enough to choose the right way and not follow some stupid words in an old book. It is important to use their own mind and not believe all the nonsense from a bearded old man, and stand on the head with ass up in the air...:wiggle:

[Quiet Reflections]

he can have my soul. If hell was real I would be going with or without it

[evilernie]

bump, for anyone that missed it.

[Richctdude]

short term gain with a very long payoff!!!!!!

[LibertyHarkness]

heresy the lot of you ,, i would purge all of you with my righteous flame units .... For the Emperor !

[evilernie]

Meeh.. I would like to call it for - people believe out of fear, but it's too close.

[south ov da border]

sure, at this point, what's the worst that can happen? I become mandrake?

Tales From the Darkside - The Devil's Advocate - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSHRw49uQyY)

[Helvis2012]

It's a rip-off!

[TempestTS]

Been trying to sell my soul for years now... no takers, so I just sell my body instead.

[Ben]

There's a silly B fright flick about this -- :)

Quote: "Martin wanted to be the greatest rock star in the world. One pact with the devil later, Martin becomes Angel, a heavy metal megastar who has all the money, talent, and women..."

Bad Movie Night presents SHOCK 'EM DEAD - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4-KaBrfm5Q)

[Ben]

"Shock 'Em Dead" - Transformation Scene - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9wHmk1usDE)

[Quinn]

Already sold my soul to professional ambition years ago. Getting even a portion of it back was damn hard. Not making that mistake again.

-Quinn

[robertlouis]

According to the religious right all of us on HA sold out to satan some time ago, so there's no chance of selling our souls twice.

[Ben]

According to the religious right all of us on HA sold out to satan some time ago, so there's no chance of selling our souls twice.

Being into transgender women is a soulless endeavor... ha ha ha! :) Especially if they have big satanic schlongs like Lady G -- ha ha! :)