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Wendy Summers
05-29-2012, 09:13 PM
So I think it's fairly well established Sadie Hawkins (aka Riley Kilo) and I hang out when we're in town together. So anyway I invited her over saying we could play with my Atari 2600 together.

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/38/cover.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/)

The whole joystick thing really confused her:

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/38/image_80413.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/)

eventually we found better ways to play:

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/38/image_42334.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/)

Photoset went live today on www.wendysummers.com (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/) and the video arrives Thursday.


It's "game night" at Wendy's house and your favorite geeky gamer is ready to play! One of my favorite playmates, sexy shemale Sadie Hawkins and I decided to go "old school" and break out the Atari for a friendly game of "Ass-teriods" and a little naughty fun.

We love getting dolled up in our 80s-inspired duds, but once we peel off our mini-skirts and lacy lingerie, it's "game on"! I do my best Pac Man impersonation and greedily gobble Sadie's delicious cock. She returns the favor and gives me a kinky surprise, finding a new use for the game controller - talk about a Space Invader! Now I know why they call them joysticks! This little accessory delivered the high score on my pleasure scale! Come have some fun with us, no quarters necessary!

Dino Velvet
05-29-2012, 09:21 PM
You couldn't have had as much fun with an emulator. Nothing like the real thing.

maxpower
05-29-2012, 10:22 PM
You still have a 2600? That's awesome. I used to play Missile Command and Pitfall a lot. I got the E.T. game for Christmas when it came out. Boy, did that suck. It was pretty much responsible for killing off Atari. There are millions of unsold E.T. games buried under a concrete slab in the New Mexico desert.

martin48
05-29-2012, 10:40 PM
"The whole joystick thing really confused her:"

Yes, confused me for years too:)

I still have a Commodore Pet :( Picture below but not of my joystick

irvin66
05-30-2012, 01:18 AM
hmm .. It looks like you both have a joystick to play with. :party:

magicmost
05-30-2012, 01:27 AM
You couldn't have had as much fun with an emulator. Nothing like the real thing.

Is that the 64? still looking for 1 that works

Token Williams-Black
05-30-2012, 01:30 AM
Now I've got to break out MY 2600...and maybe my ColecoVision. BurgerTime!

lifeisfiction
05-30-2012, 01:43 AM
Wow, was I the only one that didn't notice the Atari 2600?

killkenny
05-30-2012, 01:44 AM
Remind me never to lend you my playstation move controller, hate to see what you'd do to it :p

Wendy Summers
05-30-2012, 02:28 AM
You couldn't have had as much fun with an emulator. Nothing like the real thing.

Agreed - my big problem now? I need to get an adaptor to attach it to a modern tv lol


You still have a 2600? That's awesome. I used to play Missile Command and Pitfall a lot. I got the E.T. game for Christmas when it came out. Boy, did that suck. It was pretty much responsible for killing off Atari. There are millions of unsold E.T. games buried under a concrete slab in the New Mexico desert.

Not the console from my childhood - LOL that one didn't make it past college and a drunken roommate :(. I bought this from a dealer for the shoot.


"The whole joystick thing really confused her:"

Yes, confused me for years too:)

I still have a Commodore Pet :( Picture below but not of my joystick

pet?


hmm .. It looks like you both have a joystick to play with. :party:

and play with each others we do ;) #spoiler alert: We fuck.



Now I've got to break out MY 2600...and maybe my ColecoVision. BurgerTime!

Burgertime? Not familiar with that one


Wow, was I the only one that didn't notice the Atari 2600?

This is how I know you're straight.

There's a few things in the foreground/ background of this shoot I'm waiting to see if people find. I usually start getting emails a few weeks later that start with "So the 15th time I viewed the set I finally noticed..." LOL


Remind me never to lend you my playstation move controller, hate to see what you'd do to it :p

Worry more about wii Lightsabers aroun me ;)

Dino Velvet
05-30-2012, 02:49 AM
Wendy, I mean this as a compliment but I imagine you're almost as much fun doing G-Rated stuff with as XXX.

Wendy Summers
05-30-2012, 03:13 AM
Wendy, I mean this as a compliment but I imagine you're almost as much fun doing G-Rated stuff with as XXX.

Funny you say that... I have two separate projects on the drawing board which are porn (and by porn I mean videos intended to get people off) without ever venturing beyond G-Rated Imagery or Audio. These are side projects outside the scope of my solo website; one will likely happen in early 2013... the other one is far more complicated so I'm still working out how to pull it all off, but it is inspired from Jim Henson's "Time Piece"

"Time Piece" - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDwCwMIRJlI)

scroller
05-30-2012, 03:14 AM
Truly wonderful.

Dino Velvet
05-30-2012, 03:16 AM
Funny you say that... I have two separate projects on the drawing board which are porn (and by porn I mean videos intended to get people off) without ever venturing beyond G-Rated Imagery or Audio. These are side projects outside the scope of my solo website; one will likely happen in early 2013... the other one is far more complicated so I'm still working out how to pull it all off, but it is inspired from Jim Henson's "Time Piece"

"Time Piece" - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDwCwMIRJlI)

Excellent. You have range to appeal to multiple demos.

Token Williams-Black
05-30-2012, 04:19 AM
Burgertime? Not familiar with that one
BurgerTime (Intellivision) gameplay - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Pijj7Ty9E)

BurgerTime - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BurgerTime)

BellaBellucci
05-30-2012, 04:23 AM
2600 FTW! #nerdpoints

~BB~

GrimFusion
05-30-2012, 06:12 AM
That's totally rad.
I sold my 2600 and 7800 a couple of years ago during a move. Sad times. I have most of the games emulated on my Xbox, but it's just not the same. The control is all wrong.

You reckon you could beat a stage or two on Frogger with that joystick plunged? That'd be some mega-skill.

Wendy Summers
05-30-2012, 06:10 PM
Truly wonderful.

thank you


Excellent. You have range to appeal to multiple demos.

Time will tell lol


BurgerTime (Intellivision) gameplay - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Pijj7Ty9E)

BurgerTime - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BurgerTime)

So basically it indoctrinates people into working in the service industry making minimum wage at McDonalds?


2600 FTW! #nerdpoints

~BB~

If we're keeping score I win the tranny interwebs with my nerdpoints score


That's totally rad.
I sold my 2600 and 7800 a couple of years ago during a move. Sad times. I have most of the games emulated on my Xbox, but it's just not the same. The control is all wrong.

You reckon you could beat a stage or two on Frogger with that joystick plunged? That'd be some mega-skill.

Agreed - there's nothing like the old school joystick.

I thought about shooting a solo video like that but I was fuzzy on the legalities of hearing the audio from the game.

Wendy Summers
06-01-2012, 03:17 AM
Now with added teaser-ly goodness

4fc773686032fWendySumAtariTrailer.flv

See the full video on http://www.wendysummers.com (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)

BiBoyinBeantown
06-01-2012, 05:03 AM
oh wow, yours is the six-switch model...very old school. nice. (Later versions of the 2600 moved the two "Difficulty" switches to the back panel, as slide switches, rather than the nice brushed-aluminum ones on the front panel of the earlier machines.)

Those joysticks didn't last worth a crap, though. They used dome switches that wore out rather easily and if you were a frequent gamer they required replacing pretty often, like once a year or something. ISTR they went to microswitches on the later models.

Wendy Summers
06-03-2012, 04:29 PM
oh wow, yours is the six-switch model...very old school. nice. (Later versions of the 2600 moved the two "Difficulty" switches to the back panel, as slide switches, rather than the nice brushed-aluminum ones on the front panel of the earlier machines.)

Those joysticks didn't last worth a crap, though. They used dome switches that wore out rather easily and if you were a frequent gamer they required replacing pretty often, like once a year or something. ISTR they went to microswitches on the later models.

Yeah I was stoked when I found the unit for the shoot... is added a level of coolness to have the older version.