Damn Libby

[Cecil Rhodes]

Your new Avatar Pic is Awsome . Damn you look SOOoooooo HOOOOOOOoooottttttt :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

[LibertyHarkness]

thanks most kind xx we shot that pic on saturday ,, i was my other photographer trying out my new camera and lens,lighting etc ... we shot 1244 pictures across a number of different outfits and backgrounds :)

Here is the full size picture

[Cecil Rhodes]

Hey, do i see something in your hemline ?

[LibertyHarkness]

that is princess sophie you can probably seeing peeking out for a looksy

[SammiValentine]

I thought it was pete the one eyed pirate ?

[lifeisfiction]

I thought it was pete the one eyed pirate ?

Good eyes, that pirate will shiver my timber.

[SammiValentine]

:D Will do anything for a few pieces of 8 ???

[LibertyHarkness]

my cock is a girl :)

[SammiValentine]

gender dysphoria cock

[lifeisfiction]

So its official, Sammy and I plan to loot and plunder Harkness on the sea. While there is a giant octopuss and shark fight in the background (Joke from another thread Sammy).

[LibertyHarkness]

only thing sammi will be plundering is my foot out of her arsehole :)

[Cecil Rhodes]

Speaking of Libby's foot in your Ass, Sammi do tell how Sophie felt when it was there ?

[SammiValentine]

I only know PETE, SOPHIE is a LIE!!

[SammiValentine]

So its official, Sammy and I plan to loot and plunder Harkness on the sea. While there is a giant octopuss and shark fight in the background (Joke from another thread Sammy).

:D

p.s sammI not sammY ahem. :werd: xxx

[Cecil Rhodes]

I only know PETE, SOPHIE is a LIE!!

Well how did Pete feel ?

Libby I am sure that Sammi has at least reciprocated once . How did she feel ? I need to now so I can have as close an accurate dream as possible when i go to bed .

[lifeisfiction]

Sorry, I guess I will be getting a foot up my ass from you and from Libby. Now that I think of it, that really isn't a bad thing. :D

[LibertyHarkness]

its princess sophie .. my tits are jeff and dave ...

[SammiValentine]

Pete, Jeff, Dave.

[LibertyHarkness]

mehhh nobber

[SammiValentine]

I thought that was your dad ... "SOPHIE"?:))

[lifeisfiction]

Damn it, I could never settle on a name for my friend below. Jeff and Dave a great names, too bad I can't use them.

[LibertyHarkness]

this is what i named my bits..

Dick - Princess Sophie
Arsehole - Derek Brown
Left tit - Jeff
Right tit - Dave

[lifeisfiction]

Sammi and Libby should have a disclaimer, "British women are very witty, proceed with caution!"

[GrimFusion]

Yeah... nevermind.

[LibertyHarkness]

lol grim

[SammiValentine]

Ok, won't ask.

[GrimFusion]

lol grim

Yeah, figures. I didn't read the whole post through, and here I am suggesting new and comical names for "Princess Sophie", like... five posts too late. Oh well. Omittified. XD

On the same note, I call mine Freddie Krueger because after it tears shit up, it'll haunt your dreams.

[LibertyHarkness]

dont worry i have to name my testicles yet :)

[SammiValentine]

Bill and Ben the semen-men !

[Genetic]

Can you name each of your testicles Ed? That way they'd be Ed Balls. (Sorry, crap politician joke)

If you don't mind me asking, that's an awesome scar on your knee, how'd you get it? Looks like it was surgical?

[youngblood61]

Very sexy indeed Libby!:jerkoff

[LibertyHarkness]

yeah surgical scar . my knee got shattered in 2008 ...so i had to have it rebuilt and wired up .. but they cocked up the repair and i had to have the knee opened up again fully in 2009 ... its a beastly scar i hate it but alas its part of me now lol its also the reason why my legs are thinner than they should be, as i cant bend my knee properly anymore so i am unable to do squats, impact sports on my knee etc ...so i cant build up my leg to well ,it was easier to let the good leg get smaller to match the bad leg ..

[Helvis2012]

Excellent.

[GrimFusion]

yeah surgical scar . my knee got shattered in 2008 ...so i had to have it rebuilt and wired up .. but they cocked up the repair and i had to have the knee opened up again fully in 2009 ... its a beastly scar i hate it but alas its part of me now lol its also the reason why my legs are thinner than they should be, as i cant bend my knee properly anymore so i am unable to do squats, impact sports on my knee etc ...so i cant build up my leg to well ,it was easier to let the good leg get smaller to match the bad leg ..

I can't say I've ever needed knee surgery, but back in 2001 I was involved in a car accident and got lodged underneath the front-passenger side seat. It screwed up both of my knees. I still can't run or carry more than 75 pounds without my knees going all wobbly and falling down. That's beside the point; at the time I was really fit and into weight training. After the accident I continued working on my upper-body, but couldn't do much with my legs. Before long I started packing on the weight from the waist down. I started looking really disproportionate. Like, freakishly so. A few of my friends were calling me "big butt boy" and "giant oompa-loompa", so I just stopped exercising all together. I put on about 150 pounds and stayed that way until a decade later. It wasn't until just recently that I gave up the idea of weight training and focused on cardio. Now I'm slim again; no hugely disproportionate ass and thighs, thank god. The whole "big leg, small leg"? I totally understand.

[robertlouis]

Sammi and Libby should have a disclaimer, "British women are very witty, proceed with caution!"

French and Saunders or Hinge and Bracket? Discuss.

Merkins will need assistance from Google.

[robertlouis]

thanks most kind xx we shot that pic on saturday ,, i was my other photographer trying out my new camera and lens,lighting etc ... we shot 1244 pictures across a number of different outfits and backgrounds :)

Here is the full size picture


That is soooo sexy. Love the dress too Libby, simple and sexy.

AND YOU ARE NOT SCRAWNY, GOT IT?

[LibertyHarkness]

lol its a t-shirt not a dress i am wearing ... :)

ahhh sounds nastry grim :) good its all going well know though .. me i am going to try use a gym to build up my legs slowly and buttock.. this is partly why my ass is not firm/shapely as i simply cant do required excersises ..though this uyear i have been forcing my knee to bend more each day ...lol

[Genetic]

its a beastly scar i hate it
I actually love scars because they are like souvenirs and they tell a story about the person. It's like a sign that they've been through something and have lived a little....it's an indicator of character :)

[jimbo1974]

I actually love scars because they are like souvenirs and they tell a story about the person. It's like a sign that they've been through something and have lived a little....it's an indicator of character :)

Not true. When ever i pull my hideously mutilated cock out and wave it at a girl, they are NOT impressed that it happened when i "accidently" stuck it in a food mixer.

The run like fuck, claiming im mental.

[SammiValentine]

Not true. When ever i pull my hideously mutilated cock out and wave it at a girl, they are NOT impressed that it happened when i "accidently" stuck it in a food mixer.

The run like fuck, claiming im mental.

Its the fact you have boris johnson in your pants, thats what freaks them out :D

[Prospero]

I am Boris Johnson.. oh fuck

[jimbo1974]

Ive always wanted a bumbling, white haired, slightly confused conservative in my pants, but hey - we all got our problems.

[LibertyHarkness]

:) niceeeee ..

yeah i have a few scars and marks on my body , like i have some stretch marks on backs of my legs under my ass etc but i actualyl dont really care about them these days .. i am 34 not 20 lol

[Wolver]

this is what i named my bits..

Dick - Princess Sophie
Arsehole - Derek Brown
Left tit - Jeff
Right tit - Dave

wood be nice to meet the gang for a nice date ;) hehe

[robertlouis]

this is what i named my bits..

Dick - Princess Sophie
Arsehole - Derek Brown
Left tit - Jeff
Right tit - Dave

I'm pretty sure that was Aston Villa's back four last season.....

[tsdvdman]

Stole this from another thread..thought it should be here too. Libby is HellaFINE...:dancing::smileysex:

[LibertyHarkness]

thanks sweetie :) i love taking pics on my iphone aha wish i could use it for shoots instead of the big camera's much less imposing haha

[Willie Escalade]

thanks sweetie :) i love taking pics on my iphone aha wish i could use it for shoots instead of the big camera's much less imposing haha
Why not just do a full set using only the iPhone? I'd love to see a shoot like that, but no one has done it yet. The same with video...that would be cool.

When you come back to LA, we can use MY phone lol.

[LibertyHarkness]

hehe well iphone video i hae already shot a full scene on my iphone 4 .. just got to edit and uplaod its at 720P :) x

yeah i should do a iphone shoot really .. just hard to do without lighting as the pic quality varies so much

[Prospero]

How about a multi I-phone shoot. Say three or four camera angles. Then edit it together. Cheap way to do a multi camera shoot. You could add a handheld from your or your partners POV. Or both. Could do a multi screen version.

[LibertyHarkness]

its possible problwem with that is i need to static cam the phones or have multuiple people fuilming with them .

[Prospero]

Static cam with tripods... or improvised tripods

[LibertyHarkness]

i tend to prefer shooting with a camera person to flow with the action ...for an iphone style shot in porn i think that would be better, but its all good trying it out i guess ..i have a clamp for my phone that i attach to a stand

[Prospero]

There you go. you could mix and match - go for a really interesting mix.

[SammiValentine]

How about a multi I-phone shoot. Say three or four camera angles. Then edit it together. Cheap way to do a multi camera shoot. You could add a handheld from your or your partners POV. Or both. Could do a multi screen version.


Funny you should say that my 2nd iphone 4s arrives later and planned to do a lil something like as we also do a lot of post production in our scenes to begin with.

xxxx