Would you smear shit on yourself?

[Wendy Summers]

Not shit shit Dino. Just, you know, shit.

I think you all know I've got a bit of a freaky streak. In the past year one of the fetishes I've been exploring is Wet and Messy and I found I really dig it. It was kind of a non-brainer. I've always been big of sensory play, textures against my skin... that sort of thing. You know how I respond when someone rubs their fingers over somewhere sensitive like my nipples? This is like ten fold. Just thinking about it gets my heart racing.

So this week's update on my website (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour) is all about it. Let's face it... I'm a dirty, dirty girl... Who wants to scrub me clean?

http://www.wendysummers.net/images/stories/0WScom/wendy-summers-goop044.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)

Head on over to the tour for a teaser video (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour). Pics are out today and the video on Thursday.


http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/27/cover.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)
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[Mayrah]

When i saw the title i lolled hard

[Dino Velvet]

Scheiße!!!:salad

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/27/image_20204.jpg

[Dino Velvet]

I bet this guy likes it too.

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/JapanWeirdx100.gif

[SammiValentine]

May I ask the op what flavour shit she prefers :)

[Dino Velvet]

May I ask the op what flavour shit she prefers :)

Like a Haggis Loaf hopefully, huh?

http://www.leftoverqueen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Haggis.jpg

[Wendy Summers]

May I ask the op what flavour shit she prefers :)

He he he. Sadly the "mud" wasn't gluten free so I couldn't taste it. It did smell of cocoa powder tho ;).

[Wendy Summers]

Like a Haggis Loaf hopefully, huh?

http://www.leftoverqueen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Haggis.jpg

The only way I like Haggis is if the men serving it to me are wearing a traditional kilt... and are above me ;)

o.O wait -- that came out Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay wrong lol

[Dino Velvet]

The only way I like Haggis is if the men serving it to me are wearing a traditional kilt... and are above me ;)

o.O wait -- that came out Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay wrong lol

If I force one out too hard it might have a slight haggis flavor from the straining.

[SuzySnappz]

"Would you smear shit on yourself?"

Hm, maybe for a shitload of money. But then I wouldn't want to have to clean the shit off of all that cash... ;)

[shaustin]

Why did it have to be brown, if it had been like purple or pink or red, seeeeexy, but the brown....it just felt wrong.

[Dino Velvet]

This thread will be over 20 pages.
If it bleeds, it leads! If it smears, it gets lotsa cheers!

[Wendy Summers]

"Would you smear shit on yourself?"

Hm, maybe for a shitload of money. But then I wouldn't want to have to clean the shit off of all that cash... ;)

That's what laundrymats are for.



Why did it have to be brown, if it had been like purple or pink or red, seeeeexy, but the brown....it just felt wrong.

I suspect a reddish brown would be worse... but regardless...

http://gifcrap.com/d/1156-1/I_ve+made+a+huge+mistake.gif





This thread will be over 20 pages.
If it bleeds, it leads! If it smears, it gets lotsa cheers!

lolz - this is your favorite set of mine to date, sin't it?

[Dino Velvet]

lolz - this is your favorite set of mine to date, sin't it?

It's the shit for sure! Loves it! You know your shit!:salad

Klaus likes it too.

[Wendy Summers]

It's the shit for sure! Loves it! You know your shit!:salad

Klaus likes it too.

Given the turn this has taken maybe I should have titled the thread "am I now the the dirtiest TS in American porn?" :wiggle:

[LibertyHarkness]

i will poop on you wendy :) always game for a laugh me .. maybe dino can lick it off you while we video it and webcam it live :)

[Dino Velvet]

Given the turn this has taken maybe I should have titled the thread "am I now the the dirtiest TS in American porn?" :wiggle:

Mandy would throw a shit-fit because she made the same thread. Let the shit-slinging begin... Frrrrrrttt...:party:

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[Ryz]

I just vomited all over myself(while jerking off) Thanks

[Dino Velvet]

I just vomited all over myself(while jerking off) Thanks

Vomiting is applause and the highest form of praise to some. The lumpy splash hitting the cement is like two hands clapping in unison.

[Wendy Summers]

i will poop on you wendy :) always game for a laugh me .. maybe dino can lick it off you while we video it and webcam it live :)

Sounds like a sure fire money maker... if we all go to Germany.


Mandy would throw a shit-fit because she made the same thread. Let the shit-slinging begin... Frrrrrrttt...:party:

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/eatingpopcorn.gif

You're REALLY digging thsi thought... huh?


I just vomited all over myself(while jerking off) Thanks

Mission Accomplished!

[LibertyHarkness]

dont worry babe next month in LA .. we get the rubber sheets out , have a dry diet for a few days and get dino round :) shit-tastic lol

[Dino Velvet]

dont worry babe next month in LA .. we get the rubber sheets out , have a dry diet for a few days and get dino round :) shit-tastic lol

You ladies are really gonna paint the town brown. Pinch away...:salad

[LibertyHarkness]

yeah dino i will pinch a loaf for you xx

[ValerieNelson]

Ooooh! hehehe.

[Dino Velvet]

yeah dino i will pinch a loaf for you xx

I'm a bottom when it comes to scat.:salad

[SXFX]

Is this one of those two girls one cup thing?

[robertlouis]

The only way I like Haggis is if the men serving it to me are wearing a traditional kilt... and are above me ;)

o.O wait -- that came out Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay wrong lol

You Rrrrrrrang, ma'am?

[Wendy Summers]

You Rrrrrrrang, ma'am?

:lifts up kilt to confirm there's nothing there:

How YOU doin?


Is this one of those two girls one cup thing?

It wasn't intended to be but looks like we're headed there...


I'm a bottom when it comes to scat.:salad

I thought scat COMES from your bottom


Ooooh! hehehe.

Told you this one was worth checking out LOL

[jamesedwards]

Nice Wendy, I like TGirls like you, you go for the gusto and say fuck it.


Not shit shit Dino. Just, you know, shit.

I think you all know I've got a bit of a freaky streak. In the past year one of the fetishes I've been exploring is Wet and Messy and I found I really dig it. It was kind of a non-brainer. I've always been big of sensory play, textures against my skin... that sort of thing. You know how I respond when someone rubs their fingers over somewhere sensitive like my nipples? This is like ten fold. Just thinking about it gets my heart racing.

So this week's update on my website (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour) is all about it. Let's face it... I'm a dirty, dirty girl... Who wants to scrub me clean?

http://www.wendysummers.net/images/stories/0WScom/wendy-summers-goop044.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)

Head on over to the tour for a teaser video (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour). Pics are out today and the video on Thursday.


http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/27/cover.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)
http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/27/thumb_49745.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/27/thumb_43295.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/27/thumb_36947.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/27/thumb_20204.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)

[robertlouis]

:lifts up kilt to confirm there's nothing there:



***Old joke warning***

Old Lady on holiday in Scotland " Young man, is anything worn under the kilt?"

Young man: "No madam, check if you like. You'll find it's all in perfect working order"

[robertlouis]

If that's chocolate sauce, I'll lick it off.

If it's anything else I'm getting a hosepipe.

And I'll be 30 feet away too.

[Dino Velvet]

If that's chocolate sauce, I'll lick it off.

Could still be chocolate sauce just second hand Hershey Squirts.

For me, pull me a chair and call me Saddam.:salad

Gwar - Saddam A Go-Go (HD) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p20PijYVgG4)

[robertlouis]

Could still be chocolate sauce just second hand Hershey Squirts.

For me, pull me a chair and call me Saddam.:salad

Gwar - Saddam A Go-Go (HD) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p20PijYVgG4)

If it's Hershey, definitely not. Hershey's chocolate definitely tastes like vomit

[Wendy Summers]

Nice Wendy, I like TGirls like you, you go for the gusto and say fuck it.

Meh - if I can't have fun making porn I ought not to be making porn.

TRUFAX: A guy I dated thought he was being kinky when he bought a liberator for us to use. I was ... "that's tame". I wonder if he reads this thread if he'll think: 'Thankfully I got rid of that crazy bitch" or if he'll think "why the fuck did I let that one get away".



***Old joke warning***

Old Lady on holiday in Scotland " Young man, is anything worn under the kilt?"

Young man: "No madam, check if you like. You'll find it's all in perfect working order"

That's what I'm counting on luv ;).


If that's chocolate sauce, I'll lick it off.

If it's anything else I'm getting a hosepipe.

And I'll be 30 feet away too.

So long as you aren't celiac or diabetic, that mixture was safely edible without refrigeration. I will confirm cocoa powder was one of the ingredients.

[Dino Velvet]

I know my buddy James "Don't Call Me John" Edwards isn't allergic to nuts and would never turn down sausage either.

[jamesedwards]

LOL you and I would get into some wild kinky fucking I swear lol I would love to put Ice Cream all over you and lick it off from head to toe, or bulb Red Bull up your asspussy and let you skeet it out into my mouth and watch me swallow it.

Yeah that's chocolate I will lick it off, and fuck yeah you can piss me for sure ;)



Meh - if I can't have fun making porn I ought not to be making porn.

TRUFAX: A guy I dated thought he was being kinky when he bought a liberator for us to use. I was ... "that's tame". I wonder if he reads this thread if he'll think: 'Thankfully I got rid of that crazy bitch" or if he'll think "why the fuck did I let that one get away".




That's what I'm counting on luv ;).



So long as you aren't celiac or diabetic, that mixture was safely edible without refrigeration. I will confirm cocoa powder was one of the ingredients.

[Wendy Summers]

I know my buddy James "Don't Call Me John" Edwards isn't allergic to nuts and would never turn down sausage either.

I'm all about mashing bangers! :dancing:

[jamesedwards]

I'm all about mashing bangers! :dancing:

Mashing bangers like in rubbin cocks together? Say it's so please!!!! :dancing:

[Wendy Summers]

Mashing bangers like in rubbin cocks together? Say it's so please!!!! :dancing:

I treat em like Tootsie Pops.

/Cross threading

[robertlouis]

I'm all about mashing bangers! :dancing:

Ulp! We remember.

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[Wendy Summers]

Ulp! We remember.

I think I've done more in the past 2 weeks around here to secure my "freaky" tag than I have the whole rest of the year

[jamesedwards]

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Dino,

That's the most foul thing anyone has ever said to me...

I'm shocked... grossed out... and hard as a rock.

I'll be by your place in 10...

[jamesedwards]

I treat em like Tootsie Pops.

/Cross threading


Oh shit well ummmm you like 69? I will do yours like a Charms Blow pop, BLOW YOU WELL.

[Wendy Summers]

dammmmmmmmmmmmmmm WHEW !!!

Keep up babe - ur falling behind...

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/27/image_36947.jpg

[Dino Velvet]

Dino,

That's the most foul thing anyone has ever said to me...

I'm shocked... grossed out... and hard as a rock.

I'll be by your place in 10...

Bi-Coastal too, huh? I'll leave the light on.

[jamesedwards]

Which one will it be me licking the chocolate off you or the Tootsie pop make up your freaky dirty ass mind lol



Keep up babe - ur falling behind...

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/27/image_36947.jpg

[jamesedwards]

Which one will it be me licking the chocolate off you or the Tootsie pop make up your freaky dirty ass mind lol



Keep up babe - ur falling behind...

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/27/image_36947.jpg

[Wendy Summers]

Bi-Coastal too, huh? I'll leave the light on.

I'm Bi everything!

[Dino Velvet]

I'm Bi everything!

Then definitely stop bi as I'll also be hi and you can share my suppli.

[Wendy Summers]

Then definitely stop bi as I'll also be hi and you can share my suppli.

Just have a decaf iced coffee with vodka waiting for me and I'll be there with a sobriety pin on.

[Dino Velvet]

Just defecated iced coffee with vodka

Fixed:party:

[Yeah]

Very kinky Wendy. I love it. I'll lick it off of you if you provide some golden beverage to wash it down with.

[robertlouis]

Just have a decaf iced coffee with vodka waiting for me and I'll be there with a sobriety pin on.

LMAO. Blimey, Wendy, there's all this seriously weird stuff going on and you throw in a detail like "decaff". Are you sure now? :hide-1:

[buttslinger]

What do you have to do to humiliate somebody here?

[Dino Velvet]

What do you have to do to humiliate somebody here?

Shark 'em.:party:

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