bad things to do when you call in sick

[flabbybody]

Sports radio is making a big deal about Josh Beckett. He's a highly paid pitcher for the Boston Red Sox who told his manager he had serious lower back pain. Starting pitchers work once every 5 days more or less. During Beckett's hiatus from the rotation he was spotted playing a round of 18 with his buddies. Should he golf if he can't pitch?
So what's considered inappropriate activities on days you call in sick. You should NOT..
* golf
* go clothes shopping
* workout at the gym
* get mani or peticure (for the girls)
* go out to dinner with friends

A quickie trip to CVS or the supermarket is allowable. Unlimited texting, video games, sleeping, and watching TV is definitely cool.

[GroobySteven]

Never done it - my boss would find out and give me shit.

[Prospero]

Hey Seanchai - I thought YOU were the boss!

I recall some years ago a colleague phoning in to the office i used to work in saying that he could not come to work because it was raining - and he didn't have a raincoat. He was fired.

[GroobySteven]

Hey Seanchai - I thought YOU were the boss!



All a smokescreen.

[nina_lisa]

Can you call in sick and then have a ts escort at home?

This week a guy took advantage of him on sick leave and his wife at work to call me at 11am.

[buttslinger]

I guy I worked with called in sick and then the next day his picture was on the front page of every newspaper sledding with his son. Not a little picture, a big close-up of him and his kid grinning ear to ear. My favorite was the guy who called in sick -collect.

[Dino Velvet]

If I'm really sick: Stay home and watch Twilight Zone episodes

Faking it: Grab a workout then around 24 beers

[Wendy Summers]

Last time I took a sick day I shot two videos... granted I *was* truly sick.

I was also horny LOL.

[Dino Velvet]

Last time I took a sick day I shot two videos... granted I *was* truly sick.

I was also horny LOL.

At least you had plenty of lube. Snot rocket your hand then smear it on the funhole.

[Wendy Summers]

At least you had plenty of lube. Snot rocket your hand then smear it on the funhole.

lolz - sorry Dino, I can afford to buy lube.

[Dino Velvet]

lolz - sorry Dino, I can afford to buy lube.

When I run out I guzzle a quart of buttermilk and hock a milky goober in there.

Spitting In Infinity's Asshole - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2zdR5uQ6sI)