Will you fuck a chicken

[nina_lisa]

ok here is a question, in exchange of been for 2 hours with the t girl of your dream, will you do the following:
1) lick a chicken ass clean
2) fuck the chicken
3) cum inside it 3 times
4) cook the chicken
5) drink the cum from the chicken ass
6) eat the chicken

Bonus point: if you post the video on youtube and send the link to you family and word colleagues, you can choose two ts girls.

http://images.suite101.com/1715792_com_nosey_hens.jpg

[Marty Mcfly]

why would I fuck a chicken?I can fuck any t girl I want if I pay the fee?

[Dino Velvet]

Is it more wrong to fuck a raw chicken since it's dead?

http://www.clarebarry.co.uk/img/products/RawChickenRoaster1.jpg

[shaustin]

No. I'd #4 & #6 the chicken, but those others to spend a couple hours screwing a chick with a dick? The way I see it I'd pay a good sum to NOT have to do that sick shit to a chicken, so yeah, I'm with the guy who would rather just pay the fee to bang the tranny.

[nina_lisa]

what if there was only one t girl left on this planet, and it was the only way to sleep with her, and no money could help?

[Jericho]

I'd have a wank instead! :shrug

[jamesedwards]

#4 and #6 a chicken.

[jamesedwards]

what if there was only one t girl left on this planet, and it was the only way to sleep with her, and no money could help?

WEll in that case I would do what I have to do to get to that TGirls ass :dancing:

[doctor screw]

what if there was only one t girl left on this planet, and it was the only way to sleep with her, and no money could help?

Does she have armed guards in this alternate universe????

[nina_lisa]

Does she have armed guards in this alternate universe????

Yes, and if you don't follow the only route they will send you to abu ghuraib

[jamesedwards]

LOL hahahahah dammmmmmm Abu? LOL hahahah

[doctor screw]

Yes, and if you don't follow the only route they will send you to abu ghuraib

They wouldn't be able to keep up


"Catch me If you can,I'm the gingerbread man"lol

[Quiet Reflections]

No girl is that hot and if I have to fuck a chicken to be with her then she is obviously a twisted bitch that doesn't deserve my cock.

[Wendy Summers]

Is it more wrong to fuck a raw chicken since it's dead?

http://www.clarebarry.co.uk/img/products/RawChickenRoaster1.jpg

Didn't I pose this question a few months ago? I don't think we came to a definitive answer whether fucking your food is bad.

[bighicknyc]

Didn't I pose this question a few months ago? I don't think we came to a definitive answer whether fucking your food is bad.

Speaking for all the chicken fuckers on here, it is only sick if you let the chicken top you

[Dino Velvet]

Didn't I pose this question a few months ago? I don't think we came to a definitive answer whether fucking your food is bad.

Didn't you bone a pie? This is a chicken with feelings and emotions. If you set the mood just right and don't just hurl your wiener at the chicken snatch, romance could be in the air and then some nasty fowl penetration could take place.

[RallyCola]

i'm not coprophagic so eating a chicken ass out or drinking cum from a chicken's ass are out, but i'd do everything else on a dare...so for 2 hrs with one of my favorite girls, yes, i'd fuck a chicken as long as its beak is muzzled. i don't need it pecking at my pecker

[shaustin]

what if there was only one t girl left on this planet, and it was the only way to sleep with her, and no money could help?

I would be more than happy to just have sex with a regular woman, while I'm sexually attracted to t-girls, they have nothing that I require that a GG doesn't.

[shaustin]

Didn't I pose this question a few months ago? I don't think we came to a definitive answer whether fucking your food is bad.

Rape your food all you wish, so long as it's not still breathing. That is now the definitive answer on food fucking for the forum.

[top4bigbutt]

I actually know a guy from Nicaragua or one of those centeramerican countrys, and he confess, fucking chickens was his first sexual experience, and he said " the chicken was alive when I started..."

[irvin66]

I'd have a wank instead! :shrug


yeah me too, it's just sick to do something like that. :whoa

[doctor screw]

Expert advise


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reHSxYuzE8s

[Helvis2012]

No....

[Wendy Summers]

Speaking for all the chicken fuckers on here, it is only sick if you let the chicken top you

But does it make me gay if I fuck a chicken?


Didn't you bone a pie? This is a chicken with feelings and emotions. If you set the mood just right and don't just hurl your wiener at the chicken snatch, romance could be in the air and then some nasty fowl penetration could take place.

This is why I prefer being a pie fucker... I don't need to worry about consent. I brought it into this world and so I can fuck it out of the world too.


Rape your food all you wish, so long as it's not still breathing. That is now the definitive answer on food fucking for the forum.

Something about necrophilia of the chicken corpse makes me question that lol

[AngelinaTorres]

ok here is a question, in exchange of been for 2 hours with the t girl of your dream, will you do the following:
1) lick a chicken ass clean
2) fuck the chicken
3) cum inside it 3 times
4) cook the chicken
5) drink the cum from the chicken ass
6) eat the chicken

Bonus point: if you post the video on youtube and send the link to you family and word colleagues, you can choose two ts girls.

http://images.suite101.com/1715792_com_nosey_hens.jpg

you fucked up :werd:

[oifarang]

Germans

[buttslinger]

I'm marinating a couple chicken breasts in my ass for the grill tonight, vinegar, oil, herbs, and spices that make me want to go dancing. You don't want to know what I do with the skin.

[nina_lisa]

You don't want to know what I do with the skin.


Actually i do want to know.

[buttslinger]

Actually i do want to know.

Ach du Leiber!!!! I'm blushing!!!

[bighicknyc]

[QUOTE=Wendy Summers;1136591]But does it make me gay if I fuck a chicken?

No Wendy it would not make you gay if you were to fuck a chicken but if you fucked a rooster then we may have to have a talk

[Dino Velvet]

I'm marinating a couple chicken breasts in my ass for the grill tonight, vinegar, oil, herbs, and spices that make me want to go dancing. You don't want to know what I do with the skin.

Revenge must be sweet. Now I just threw up. Well played, buttslinger.:cheers::puke

You should go jogging and really mix up those herbs and spices.

[shaustin]

Something about necrophilia of the chicken corpse makes me question that lol

The thought occured to me when I made the post, I was thinking of it as a kind of general rule. That way you know pastries are good, no breathing going on there, salad is okay to dip your nuts in since the veggies have been uprooted and aren't breathing anymore, and as for the beef, pork, chicken, hopefully if it's no longer breathing the foodphiliac will choose to pluck, chop, and overall prepare them to store bought standards.

[Dino Velvet]

Wasn't a Top Sirloin the original Fleshlite? Fold it around your wiener and Punish Percy like there's no tomorrow.:jerkoff

http://www.quia.com/files/quia/users/meierirv/beefcuts/Top-Sirloin-Steak

http://freelegalbud.info/don/t/images/flesh.png

[Quiet Reflections]

I'm marinating a couple chicken breasts in my ass for the grill tonight, vinegar, oil, herbs, and spices that make me want to go dancing. You don't want to know what I do with the skin.
custom gimp mask?

[Jericho]

You don't want to know what I do with the skin.

Make a real chicken suit?
Buffalo Bill Dance Goodbye Horses Silence of the Lambs - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTs_TZFjbJ8&feature=related)

[shaustin]

Wasn't a Top Sirloin the original Fleshlite? Fold it around your wiener and Punish Percy like there's no tomorrow.:jerkoff

I'd have to say no. My friend's dad passed down a gem one hunting season years ago when he or my friend had shot a doe. They were about done skinning the deer, the old guy was showing my friend how it was done, after he cut out the genitals he flopped the vagina around and says 'That right there is a pocket pussy, yuh huh, just carry her around in your pocket, it stays warm and you'll never be alone again'. I'd bet that dates back to the old pioneer days atleast. Though I do have to say while the tradition has been passed down, I know it hasn't been practiced for atleast a few generations, atleast not in that family.

[Wendy Summers]

[QUOTE=Wendy Summers;1136591]But does it make me gay if I fuck a chicken?

No Wendy it would not make you gay if you were to fuck a chicken but if you fucked a rooster then we may have to have a talk

No that's not right... if I fucked the Rooster, IT would be gay, not me.




The thought occured to me when I made the post, I was thinking of it as a kind of general rule. That way you know pastries are good, no breathing going on there, salad is okay to dip your nuts in since the veggies have been uprooted and aren't breathing anymore, and as for the beef, pork, chicken, hopefully if it's no longer breathing the foodphiliac will choose to pluck, chop, and overall prepare them to store bought standards.

So you are saying breathing is the deciding factor?

Slippery slope to people necrophilia there, IMO

[Dino Velvet]

I'd have to say no. My friend's dad passed down a gem one hunting season years ago when he or my friend had shot a doe. They were about done skinning the deer, the old guy was showing my friend how it was done, after he cut out the genitals he flopped the vagina around and says 'That right there is a pocket pussy, yuh huh, just carry her around in your pocket, it stays warm and you'll never be alone again'. I'd bet that dates back to the old pioneer days atleast. Though I do have to say while the tradition has been passed down, I know it hasn't been practiced for atleast a few generations, atleast not in that family.

I concede. Your situation has been used since caveman times probably. That's old school. Respect.:cheers:

[shaustin]

So you are saying breathing is the deciding factor?

Slippery slope to people necrophilia there, IMO

I agree, and I don't condone corpse poking, but to be honest, to me chicken fucking is chicken fucking. If it's alive or dead, your still putting your dick in a bird. Once it's prepared to be food though it does somehow seem less creepy, even though it is still a dead animal.

Just to be safe I personally shall stick to putting it to pastry or rubbing chocolate sauce on my nuts if the urge to splurge ever hits me.

[robertlouis]

Well, at least now we know why the chicken wanted to cross the road - it was trying to escape from all those rabid cockhounds lol..

And in my case a simple no x 6 will suffice.