what do you like using sex toys or fruit or vegtables's

[sonikspikes]

what do you like using best toys or other. Im a fan of my vibrator I would love to use my dildo but its a bit to big for me at the moment I hope I can use it soon ;p. so feel free to reply

[jimbo1974]

I prefer fruit and vegetables for sex toys - melons / cucumbers etc. Weirdly, i also prefer sliced and lightly dressed sex toys in my salads.

Chicken caesar fleshlight is very good, with buttplug croutons.

[robertlouis]

Depends whether you prefer organic, I suppose....

[sonikspikes]

hmm sex toy salad I dont think I will try that

[Quiet Reflections]

As far as I'm concerned food is for eating and has no place in the bedroom. I will tolerate whip cream if she absolutely must have it but otherwise I keep the food in the kitchen. If I find crumbs in my bed she will be washing sheets.

[TsJizelle]

I've never thought about sticking fruit or veggies up my bum but when I say 1000 Ways To Die and some girl died from screwing herself with a carrot, I will never do it! lol

[robertlouis]

My rule of thumb is never stick something up your arse if you're planning on eating it later.

[Dino Velvet]

Whichever vegetable looks like a funhole is the one I climb on.

[robertlouis]

Whichever vegetable looks like a funhole is the one I climb on.

That's a donut. Not a vegetable, which will seriously disappoint Homer.

[Dino Velvet]

That's a donut. Not a vegetable, which will seriously disappoint Homer.

Homer is right. Donuts do count as a vegetable.