Ridiculous Adult Movie Titles

[DHaswood]

My ass is haunted

1 in the pink - 1 in the stink

cumfart cocktails

[Jamie Michelle]

I just saw at the top of the page a DVD called:

PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MOMMY I GOT BUTT FUCKED BY A TRANNY.

Is this the most ridiculous title ever for a porno movie? I used to think that honor went to Tom Byron's movie FUCK MY DIRTY SHIT HOLE (or was that a Rob Black movie?)

Anyone else got any daft titles - and they have to be real movies too! (that means nothing like CUT OFF MY HEAD AND FUCK MY STUMP)

Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear

Okay, so the above title isn't actually a porno title. It's the title of a great Reverend Horton Heat album produced by Al Jourgensen from Ministry.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000001Y66/

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Bareback Mountin'

I'm waiting for a porno to be released with the above title, spoofing the title of the movie Brokeback Mountain.

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And concerning the movie *Please Don't Tell My Mammy I Got Butt Fucked By A Tranny*: "Butt Fucked" should be hyphenated, as in the following:

Please Don't Tell My Mammy I Got Butt-Fucked by a Tranny

But "butt fucked" *is not* hyphenated in the following sentence:

"I got my butt fucked last night."

[Quinn]

Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear

Okay, so the above title isn't actually a porno title. It's the title of a great Reverend Horton Heat album produced by Al Jourgensen from Ministry.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000001Y66/


Not to take us off topic, but Liquor in the Front is a great album. Definitely a Reverend Horton Heat fan.

-Quinn

[Realgirls4me]

Ridiculous Adult Movie Titles in the porn industry ??? Is this a trick thread of some sort ?

Hello ??? Aren't the two mutually inclusive ?

[Jamie Michelle]

Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear

Okay, so the above title isn't actually a porno title. It's the title of a great Reverend Horton Heat album produced by Al Jourgensen from Ministry.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000001Y66/


Not to take us off topic, but Liquor in the Front is a great album. Definitely a Reverend Horton Heat fan.

-Quinn

Yes, not to take this thread too far off topic, but I just now noticed that the above Amazon.com link I provided is to an out-of-print edition of the album. Below is an in-print edition:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000026HIJ/

[skweetis]

i want to see more pictures of you, jamie.
you're pretty.

[Quinn]

Cool. Strangely enough, aside from a slew of MP3s, Liquor in the Front is the only Reverend CD that I have. My favorite songs: Baddest of the Bad and In Your Wildest Dreams.

-Quinn

[hondarobot]

Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear

Okay, so the above title isn't actually a porno title. It's the title of a great Reverend Horton Heat album produced by Al Jourgensen from Ministry.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000001Y66/


Not to take us off topic, but Liquor in the Front is a great album. Definitely a Reverend Horton Heat fan.

-Quinn

I nearly met The Reverand. We had a Camel (the cigarette guys) sponsored party for all the hospitality/bartenders/servers in town at work one year. I remember the "rider", which is a goofy contract deal whenever a band plays a venue, specifed a particular sound mixer, and it was my job to get the thing.

It was a gigantic studio mixer, and when I went to the sound equipment place to aquire it my friends there were all saying "What? It's a three person band, we can do the mix on one of your Macki's". I said "it's in the rider", and everyone shrugged. So we get this sound board, and it's retardedly huge. Took almost our entire security staff on duty that night, around eight hulking guys, to lug the thing up the stairs to the second floor. It wouldn't fit in the freight elevator.

Pain in the ass. I had to patch that into our Show Lounge sound system, and then sit around and act important. I spent most of the night in the sound booth, so I never met the guys in the band. I did watch the drummer, apparently under the influence of something not entirely legal, sitting back stage and "air drumming" maniacally while chain smoking before the set, via the back stage video cam.

It was a good show, I like those guys.

[Quinn]

LOL. So far as musicians' riders are concerned, that one sounds pretty tame. I've heard some crazy ones in my time. I'm sure we all have. Sounds like a cool experience.

-Quinn

[Jamie Michelle]

i want to see more pictures of you, jamie.
you're pretty.

Thank you, skweetis. In case you haven't seen it already, below can be found a few pictures of me:

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/femmejamie/my_photos

Below is how I usually look going out, i.e., dressed casually (I'm 24/7 en femme, although I don't attempt to "pass"; I just present myself as a feminine person):

http://img274.imageshack.us/img274/3620/femmejamie5b0nj.jpg

[Jamie Michelle]

i want to see more pictures of you, jamie.
you're pretty.

Thank you, skweetis. In case you haven't seen it already, below can be found a few pictures of me:

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/femmejamie/my_photos

Below is how I usually look going out, i.e., dressed casually (I'm 24/7 en femme, although I don't attempt to "pass"; I just present myself as a feminine person):

http://img274.imageshack.us/img274/3620/femmejamie5b0nj.jpg

I guess ImageShack has something against HungAngels. Anyway, you can see the above picture in my below profile:

http://www.blogger.com/profile/15978836

[chefmike]

"Please Don't Tell My Mammy That A Tranny Pissed In My Mouth!"

-featuring Piss Boy Aedan

"She Said I'm Gonna Piss In Your Mouth, And She Meant It!"

-featuring Piss Boy Aedan

[BlondieUK]

I just saw at the top of the page a DVD called:

PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MOMMY I GOT BUTT FUCKED BY A TRANNY.

Is this the most ridiculous title ever for a porno movie? I used to think that honor went to Tom Byron's movie FUCK MY DIRTY SHIT HOLE (or was that a Rob Black movie?)

Anyone else got any daft titles - and they have to be real movies too! (that means nothing like CUT OFF MY HEAD AND FUCK MY STUMP)

Ridiculous as the title may be, does anyone know who the white girl on the right is? She's hot, looks like Saskia from UK Big Brother.