What words do you NOT want to hear while making love?

[Wendy Summers]

Springing out of the thread where someone mentioned not liking hearing mommy or daddy in sex... what words do you not want to hear while making sweet, sweet love?

For me, the parental calls are a bit of a turnoff, as is peaches... one of my exes called me that and I hated it.

[Dino Velvet]

Don't know about words but her snoring while I fuck her up the ass could be discouraging, passive-aggressive, or the worst back-handed compliment ever.

[Wendy Summers]

Don't know about words but her snoring while I fuck her up the ass could be discouraging, passive-aggressive, or the worst back-handed compliment ever.


scarily I have fallen asleep and snored while being fucked once... he was a horrible lay.

[Merkurie]

"we need to talk"

Nothing good comes after that.

[bte]

(True story)

Girl: Fuck that shit nigger!!!

Me thinking to myself: Did she just call me nigger?

[Dino Velvet]

scarily I have fallen asleep and snored while being fucked once... he was a horrible lay.

He put it in the small hole and you no-sold it?

Another example of not selling.

Perry Saturn V Mike Bell - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP085eYK4Nw)

[Merkurie]

(True story)

Girl: Fuck that shit nigger!!!

Me thinking to myself: Did she just call me nigger?

You must have been doing something right.

[Tran Fan]

I would have to think the worst thing I could possibly hear is "is it in yet?" :) lol

[hippifried]

Oh my god, I feel really sick !

[Dino Velvet]

Your poo-poo tastes a little undercooked tonight.

[up_for_it]

I think I broke something...

[Nicole Dupre]

natina

[MrsKellyPierce]

OW! It hurts.. << lame - you want fucked take it lol

[Prospero]

Any name other than mine when in the throes of real sexual passion

[LibertyHarkness]

can you hurry up the footie is starting soon

[Prospero]

Is that what Sammi says to you, Liberty?

[alpha2117]

RALLLLLLLPPPHHHHH ... oh god sorry

There is nothing worse than both being drunk and your partner vomiting all over you

[LibertyHarkness]

nahhh sammi dont say that to me prospero ..i have a clause that i dont fuck scousers anymore so its not a problem :)

[MrsKellyPierce]

nahhh sammi dont say that to me prospero ..i have a clause that i dont fuck scousers anymore so its not a problem :)
What's a scouser for us American's

[Izzy]

Are you in yet?

[SammiValentine]

What's a scouser for us American's

Scouser=Liverpudlian: a native or resident of Liverpool. As the dialect is scouse :D

ermm technically I am a plastic scouser anyway cos I am from an overspill newtown, my dads scouse and my mums a wool. ( a wool is someone lives in the merseyside area that doesnt speak scouse lol)

[MrsKellyPierce]

Scouser=Liverpudlian: a native or resident of Liverpool. As the dialect is scouse :D

ermm technically I am a plastic scouser anyway cos I am from an overspill newtown, my dads scouse and my mums a wool. ( a wool is someone lives in the merseyside area that doesnt speak scouse lol)
You guys have so much slang...

We need more of that here

[SammiValentine]

You guys have so much slang...

We need more of that here

haha yea lots of local dialects and slang for every part of UK :D scouse is deffo one of the best.........:D

[Jericho]

Honey...I'm home!

[SammiValentine]

Honey...I'm home!

can you say that in welsh ?:D

[martin48]

can you say that in welsh ?:D

Mêl ... Rwy'n adref!

Esgusodwch y defaid

[SammiValentine]

Mêl ... Rwy'n adref!

Esgusodwch y defaid

lol x

[seanbeag7]

Someone should try Irish sometime.

And worst thing i have heard... (a big fart, when ur dick has just entered the ass.

[rodinuk]

Yummy Yummy and Yummy

[Dino Velvet]

wipe yer booger, will 'ya?

[Quiet Reflections]

anything about kids, vacation pictures, money, or asking me to talk dirty

[rodinuk]

Scouser=Liverpudlian: a native or resident of Liverpool. As the dialect is scouse :D


Scouser = automobile technician able to silently remove a vehicle's wheels leaving it supported by bricks.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

For me, it has to be "Tell me how you want that BIG cock" when for a fact his cock isn't even that big to begin with! lol I'm no size queen, but just sayin'! ;)

[martin48]

Someone should try Irish sometime.

Mil ... Tá mé sa bhaile!

And worst thing i have heard... (a big fart, when ur dick has just entered the ass.

Yours or his??

[brickcitybrother]

"we need to talk"

Nothing good comes after that.

Truth Dat

[brickcitybrother]

You must have been doing something right.

Well said ... though I think I may have had a different reaction... lol

[lifeisfiction]

Things I don't want to hear during sex.

-"I think my husband/bf/lover/significant other is home."
-"Oh wow, I just realized is that time of the month."
-(During anal sex) "I think something is leaking."
-"I'm so glad my std cleared up."
-Having a conversation on the phone with another person.
-Someone who can't talk dirty trying to talk dirty.
-Someone who talks a big game during sex, but the sex is horrible.
-The sound of any firearm being loaded.

If I think of anymore, I certainly will post it.

[Tyler___Durden]

OW! It hurts.. << lame - you want fucked take it lol
Excellent! I like.

My man was greeted with this charming phrase,
just as he was penetrating a former new girlfriend:
"I always thought you were gay"
The relationship never really recovered - Didn't make it past the weekend. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-basic/rolleyes.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

[Dino Velvet]

I hate when mamasan hits the door with a broom screaming, "일어날 시간. '눈'을 높이 들어라!"("Time up, Round Eye!")

[jamesedwards]

Springing out of the thread where someone mentioned not liking hearing mommy or daddy in sex... what words do you not want to hear while making sweet, sweet love?

For me, the parental calls are a bit of a turnoff, as is peaches... one of my exes called me that and I hated it.

I don't wanna hear shit like "I WANT TO HAVE SEX" nope I wanna hear "I WANNA FUCK BRING THAT MOTHA FUCKING COCK TO ME". I want to hear the nastiest filth coming from a TGirls mouth I don't give a fuck what she says and she can say anything when i say anything I mean anything that comes out her mouth. I dare not bar what comes out of her mouth let her be free and say whatever comes out her mouth, I am not hung up over it, what turns me on is her mouth being filthy and she doesn't give a flying fuck of what she says.

[Nicole Dupre]

I don't want to hear about your wife and kids. It's a major turn-off. And speaking of "turn-offs", turn off you fucking cell phone or I'll throw it out the window. I don't want to hear your gay ass classic rock ringtones when you suck my dick. Ok? Thanks.

[Wendy Summers]

I don't wanna hear shit like "I WANT TO HAVE SEX" nope I wanna hear "I WANNA FUCK BRING THAT MOTHA FUCKING COCK TO ME". I want to hear the nastiest filth coming from a TGirls mouth I don't give a fuck what she says and she can say anything when i say anything I mean anything that comes out her mouth. I dare not bar what comes out of her mouth let her be free and say whatever comes out her mouth, I am not hung up over it, what turns me on is her mouth being filthy and she doesn't give a flying fuck of what she says.


So me telling you "I want your penile tissue stretched as its is well oxygenated so that you can loosen my spincter until I defecate the life out of me" won't do a fucking thing for you, will it?.

[Dino Velvet]

Careful with them hemorrhoids.:salad

[Wendy Summers]

Careful with them hemorrhoids.:salad

I only said it because I know that blood will just drive you into a feeding frenzy...

[Dino Velvet]

I only said it because I know that blood will just drive you into a feeding frenzy...

I earned my Red Wings many years ago.

[Wendy Summers]

I earned my Red Wings many years ago.

I suspect you've collected every color of wings dear... white, red... brown...

[Dino Velvet]

I suspect you've collected every color of wings dear... white, red... brown...

Next time you got blood in your stool gimme a holler.

[Wendy Summers]

Next time you got blood in your stool gimme a holler.

How about I just claim I have it so you can inspect closely?

[mathematics1900]

How about don't say anything at all, just do it!

[shaustin]

"Get off me, I can do it myself." -or- "Two men enter, one man leaves!"

[EvonRose]

Can I cum in you....

Omg that pisses me off so much.

[mathematics1900]

Can I cum in you....

Omg that pisses me off so much.

Exactly, asking just kills the mood, he should of just done it anyways and dealt with the consequences afterwards...or are you speaking about your clients?

[Dino Velvet]

How about I just claim I have it so you can inspect closely?

I'll look so close it'll look like I'm wearing your butt as a helmet.

[EvonRose]

Exactly, asking just kills the mood, he should of just done it anyways and dealt with the consequences afterwards...or are you speaking about your clients?

No! I don't have unprotected sex unless I'm in committed relationship..

But my ex use to cum in me and It gets so messy...

[mathematics1900]

No! I don't have unprotected sex unless I'm in committed relationship..

But my ex use to cum in me and It gets so messy...

I just imagined you turning around to look at your ex-boyfriend saying, "It's just so messy honey!" I am sure he was in heaven, it wasn't all that bad was it?

[EvonRose]

I just imagined you turning around to look at your ex-boyfriend saying, "It's just so messy honey!" I am sure he was in heaven, it wasn't all that bad was it?

I guess not really but it's like sticky and stuff..

[mathematics1900]

I guess not really but it's like sticky and stuff..

Sex is supposed to be sticky!

[EvonRose]

Sex is supposed to be sticky!

Im a little brat...

[shaustin]

my ex use to cum in me and It gets so messy...

Lol, I think your right calling yourself a brat. With the exception of your mouth there really isn't a less messy place to shoot a load on a lady.