Are You Good At Yelling When Somebody Is A Jew?

[Wendy Summers]

If so, you're probably an Anti-Semite.

:party:

[Dino Velvet]

If so, you're probably an Anti-Semite.

:party:

What if you're yelling with your hands?

[Wendy Summers]

What if you're yelling with your hands?

Clearly an Italian Anti-Semite then... :whistle:

[Jericho]

Only if they don't speak English.
Then i yell really slowly! :shrug

[Dino Velvet]

Clearly an Italian Anti-Semite then... :whistle:

Let's say they're not Italian and have red afros still talking with the hands?

[EvonRose]

No But i can yell really loud at my Catholic father...

[Wendy Summers]

Let's say they're not Italian and have red afros still talking with the hands?

Afro or a jewfro?

(It makes a difference)

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[Stavros]

Ask Mel Gibson, this thread is already too unintelligent for most of HA members.

[Dino Velvet]

Afro or a jewfro?

(It makes a difference)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XAePxwGya7E/SCeulotkdII/AAAAAAAABFw/jQ6UCHRoW5I/s400/mattstone2.jpg

JewFro, I guess. Some Jewish guy taught me that term. Had him repeat it. I then asked if he had JewPons in his pocket. Guess a gal could have those too certain days... you know.

[Wendy Summers]

Ask Mel Gibson

You just proved the OP

[Wendy Summers]

JewFro, I guess. Some Jewish guy taught me that term. Had him repeat it. I then asked if he had JewPons in his pocket. Guess a gal could have those too certain days... you know.

With a Jewfro and yelling with his/ her hands? Clearly self-loathing.

[Stavros]

In what way? I don't even know what the thread means -yelling when somebody is a Jew? You mean if I am passing a synogogue in Hendon I shout something in the street? Don't get it. I thought it might be a typo -telling rather than yelling...???

[allurstouse]

Aethist's don't care what rekligon people are they know they are all a bunch of bunk so what's the difference?

[Dino Velvet]

With a Jewfro and yelling with his/ her hands? Clearly self-loathing.

You just strengthened my position.

[Wendy Summers]

In what way? I don't even know what the thread means -yelling when somebody is a Jew? You mean if I am passing a synogogue in Hendon I shout something in the street? Don't get it. I thought it might be a typo -telling rather than yelling...???

If the concept of a parody thread escapes you, then I feel sorry for you.

If, however, you are responding with dry wit...


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[Dino Velvet]

If the concept of a parody thread escapes you, then I feel sorry for you.

If, however, you are responding with dry wit...


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Dry wit and black humor. Nothing serious.

[Wendy Summers]

Dry wit and black humor. Nothing serious.

If I wanted something serious I'd be in the chaser threads...

[Dino Velvet]

If I wanted something serious I'd be in the chaser threads...

Them chaser threads are a hoot. More fun to read than to post in. I keep my powder dry never pressing "Submit Reply".

[ed_jaxon]

So I used to live in a orthodox Jewish neighborhood.

One Saturday morning as all of my orthodox neighbors were coming back from synagogue I was out for a drive with my ex wife.

She proceeds to grab my black fedora from the back seat, slap it on her head and yell "ME TOO!!!

She did have a great sense of humor.

[Dino Velvet]

So I used to live in a orthodox Jewish neighborhood.

One Saturday morning as all of my orthodox neighbors were coming back from synagogue I was out for a drive with my ex wife.

She proceeds to grab my black fedora from the back seat, slap it on her head and yell "ME TOO!!!

She did have a great sense of humor.

I've done a similar thing getting Curly Fries from Jack In The Box putting them like sideburns as I drive down La Brea.

http://violettenewyork.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/IMG_0823.jpg

[Wendy Summers]

I've done a similar thing getting Curly Fries from Jack In The Box putting them like sideburns as I drive down La Brea.

http://violettenewyork.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/IMG_0823.jpg

Pics or GTFO

[Dino Velvet]

Pics or GTFO

I'm driving a truck taunting innocent people holding up french fries with both hands. How the heck do I take a picture of myself?

[Wendy Summers]

I'm driving a truck taunting innocent people holding up french fries with both hands. How the heck do I take a picture of myself?

That's what your cock's for.

[Dino Velvet]

That's what your cock's for.

How do I text now?

[Wendy Summers]

How do I text now?

That's what dragon is for

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dragon-dictation/id341446764?mt=8

[robertlouis]

I get hoarse whenever I go to Golders Green.

[Dino Velvet]

I get hoarse whenever I go to Golders Green.

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[tsmounting]

If so, you're probably an Anti-Semite.

:party:

Jewly noted.

[Wendy Summers]

I get hoarse whenever I go to Golders Green.

I doubt that's horse... I'm pretty sure horse isn't kosher.

[Prospero]

Horses are not kosher or halal. (In most cases identical foods are banned by both religions) Nor are bears, camels, cats, dogs, whiles, mice and rats. There are a lot of others too.

Islam, Judaism and Christianity all forbid cannibalism too.

[Wendy Summers]

Horses are not kosher or halal. (In most cases identical foods are banned by both religions) Nor are bears, camels, cats, dogs, whiles, mice and rats. There are a lot of others too.

Islam, Judaism and Christianity all forbid cannibalism too.

By those rules, cocksucking is out

[Merkurie]

By those rules, cocksucking is out

That used to be the best way to tell.

[Wendy Summers]

That used to be the best way to tell.


Meh... according to certain TS posters here, none of you are out. :dancing:

[rockabilly]

You mean like yelling "oi vey" or "shalom" ?

[Prospero]

I think you can suck a cock but not swallow (well not swallow the cock - but u can swallow the cum) But then again Im sure devout jews and devour Muslims aren't too keen on this stuff anyway. And i guess you'd be better off sucking a circumsized cock.

[alyssaluxor]

If so, you're probably an Anti-Semite.

:party:

OMG! Hopefully this is not true for I could easily tell if my client is Jew or not :yingyang:

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

I've dated a Jewish guy for like 2 years when I was back east (and known his family - hang out and what not), and I can tell you, they do like to YELL at each other. lol