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Hara_Juku Tgirl
02-20-2006, 09:49 AM
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Do you ever have a fear or paranoia of getting caught?

http://male101.com/edi/masturbation-paranoia.html

Some excerpts taken from the site:

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SEXUALITY: Undecided
GENDER: Male
TITLE: marty

I was 19 and in the Air Force. My roommate was out of the barracks for the night (or so I thought) and I was lying on my bunk, looking at Penthouse and jacking. He had forgotten his wallet and came back in so quietly that I didn't hear him. He saw me and ducked out of my sight and was watching me until he heard me moaning as I was close to orgasm. Then he walks over to me and masturbates above me and within 30 seconds he shoots his cum onto my chest. That excited me so much that I came right then. He didn't say anything, just zipped up and left. We never spoke about it again.

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SEXUALITY: Virgin
GENDER: Male
TITLE: willy

i got cought once by my twin brother- he came into my room one day after school and when he saw me he got really horny and I asked him if he wanted to join me since then we have been jaking together (i am not gay) it is really exciting.

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SEXUALITY: Bisexual
GENDER: Male
TITLE: scooter

got caught by the post man as I was jacking in the front room and he came to the door and could see me before he rang the bell.

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SEXUALITY: Homosexual
GENDER: Male
TITLE: Blaise

I've been caught a couple of times. The first time was a long time ago...I didn't think anyone was home and I was jerking off in the living room and my dad walked in. I was so friggen embarassed, but my dad just kind of laughed about it and didn't say anything. The thought of getting caught is kind of a turn on though.

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SEXUALITY: Heterosexual
GENDER: Male
TITLE: nick

I was caught masturbating when I was young by my step sister. I was naked, jacking off outside behind the barn, and she came looking for me. There I was with my penis in my hand as she walked up to me. She just ask if she could watch, and later ask if she could help me feel good. We did it often together from that day on.

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SEXUALITY: Virgin
GENDER:
TITLE: pepito

oh yeah I got cought by one of my babysiters son in his room I was sure he wasnt home didnt hear rthe door open we both paused he closed his room and unbuckled his pants and we both masturbated together and sucked each other off.

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SEXUALITY: In-Between
GENDER: Male
TITLE: cj

I have been caught by my wife.......also when talking with a male business associate about jerkin off while on vacation (after a few beers), we both whipped it out and jerked off together... we both touched eachother...it was very relieving knowing that we both were curious and fullfilled our fantasies.

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SEXUALITY: Celibate
GENDER: Male
TITLE: tony

I WAS SPANKING HARD WITH VASELINE ONE NIGHT IN FRONT OF SOME MIRRORS AND MOM'S BOYFRIEND WAS STANDING BEHIND THE MIRRORS ENJOYING THE SHOW! I WAS PISSED UNTIL I CAUGHT HIM POUNDING AWAY LATER THAT WEEK.

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SEXUALITY: Straight
GENDER:
TITLE: just got caught

ugh jesus my mom jsut walked in on me with a dildo up me, and an anal toy up my ass. it was awkward. she just walked in with the door locked and all and even continued talking to me. im so pissed off. she invaded my privacy and was like "oopsie". I mean how do you react when your mom walks in on you getting off with sex toys when your seventeen?

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SEXUALITY: Straight
GENDER: Male
TITLE: Anonymous

I got caught wankin in the swimming pool by my best mate and he jumped in and started sukin my _____ underwater comin up or air. we do it heaps now as a threesome with my girlfriend


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SEXUALITY: Bisexual
SEX: Male
TITLE: Nate

I got caught this summer. I just took a shower, and I was on my bed nude reading a skater mag. (The pictures in a skater magazing are about 99.9 percent guys.) My dad walked in and immediatly just closed the door and left We didnt say much at first. I think we both were embarased. Later on, he told me to keep my door locked when I need privacy, in case my sister would wander by. He didnt know that my sister already saw me once before!


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Its quite interesting read. So share yours. :wink:

~Kisses.

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skyler
02-20-2006, 09:55 AM
lol yup bye my sister a few times prolly lookin lezbians in penthouse
wow back h/s :o

Dino Velvet
02-20-2006, 10:06 AM
Thank God no. I jerk off either in the shower or sitting on the toilet and I am real good about locking doors. I wouldn't even want my pets to see me Punishing Percy. My girlfriend has asked me to jerk off in front of her but I just can't bring myself to do it. Catholic school taught me that if I masturbate I will go to Hell and spend eternity with the Jews. I am still trying to unlearn all that crap.

blckhaze
02-20-2006, 12:06 PM
yes, by my mom once and my girl once (neither time with shemale porn)

bunzy
02-20-2006, 01:09 PM
yes, by my mom once and my girl once (neither time with shemale porn)
Lol, same here,and I thought I was the only one.

hondarobot
02-20-2006, 04:23 PM
When I was a teenager a girl was sitting on my lap at a party and she told me her mom had once caught her fucking herself with a cucumber. I didn't get to have sex with the girl, despite the amazingly erotic confessional on her part, because her boyfriend was a very big, mean guy.

I still think that mental image of her getting caught is pretty hot, though.

canihavu
02-20-2006, 04:58 PM
No I never got caught. The thought of getting caught sounds extremely exciting now that I have read some of these stories... 8)

Quinn
02-20-2006, 06:35 PM
Yes, recently. About a year and a half ago I was caught at the library in the City College of New York. While working on my most recently completed MA Degree, I took the opportunity to acquaint myself with a few of the attractive foreign women that were common to my program. One, with whom I had taken to spending copious amounts of time, was really to my liking. She was hot (mmmmmm, red heads), smart, and adventurous. We fucked constantly.

Anyway, we were in a very secluded part of the library, which is huge by the way, studying and talking about a fuck session that we had shared a few nights prior. She began to tell me how she had spent a lot of time thinking about our session over the last two days. In keeping with our relationship, I told her to show me just how she had been “thinking” about our previous encounter. She didn’t even hesitate to unbutton her pants and make a display of pleasuring herself. Given that we were both worked up from our discussion, it took her very little time to climax. One word: hot.

When she finished, she asked me to reciprocate with a similarly open display of self-pleasure. As previously mentioned, our area was very secluded. You could literally spend the whole day there and not see an actual person (though you occasionally could hear someone nearby). I unbuttoned my pants, leaned back in my chair, and proceeded to give a reciprocal display when I heard footsteps to the side of my chair. Before I had a chance to conceal my indiscretion, I heard a gasp followed by something spoken in what I believe was Hindi. I turned my head in time to see a pissed Indian guy storm away, dragging what I can only assume was his girlfriend by the hand.

Assuming that he was going to get security, my friend and I left the library immediately. We both thought it was funny and couldn’t stop laughing about it all day. I made it a point not to return to the library for over two weeks.

The funniest part of the whole thing, for me, came about a month later. I was standing in line, waiting to buy lunch, when I overhead two Indian girls that were standing in front of me talking about something one of their friends had seen in the library. They were talking about my incident :lol:

-Quinn

InHouston
02-20-2006, 08:54 PM
When I was eighteen, horny, and bored, I headed into the restroom late one night on a Greyhound bus from Houston to Atlanta to bop my bologna. Since buses are rather noisy, I didn’t worry too much about passengers hearing any conspicuous sounds from me, so I went at it intensively. For affect, I would pause every few minutes and flush the toilet so my extended time in there would be perceived as “taking a dump”. Relieved and deflated, I casually returned to my seat, ready for a good long slumber. Not long after I noticed a group of guys snickering and giggling amongst themselves. While paranoid the laughter was about me “jerking off” in the restroom, intellectually I was sure that wasn’t possible because I was locked behind a closed door. “That can’t be” I thought. Then one of them said out loud, “Guess he didn’t notice the hole in the door.” The laughter then erupted loudly with additional passengers turning around to inquire about it, and others eagerly leaning forward to fill their ear regarding the “spectacle in the rear”. With my head locked in the forward position, I look to the side and (to my horror) saw the vestigial hole in the door where a large deadbolt had been removed, positioned right at eye level of everyone around it.

:anon That was the longest ride of my life.

Gus The Dagger
02-20-2006, 09:19 PM
Isnt that illegal in the army?

Hara_Juku Tgirl
02-20-2006, 11:11 PM
Yes, recently. About a year and a half ago I was caught at the library in the City College of New York. While working on my most recently completed MA Degree, I took the opportunity to acquaint myself with a few of the attractive foreign women that were common to my program. One, with whom I had taken to spending copious amounts of time, was really to my liking. She was hot (mmmmmm, red heads), smart, and adventurous. We fucked constantly.

Anyway, we were in a very secluded part of the library, which is huge by the way, studying and talking about a fuck session that we had shared a few nights prior. She began to tell me how she had spent a lot of time thinking about our session over the last two days. In keeping with our relationship, I told her to show me just how she had been “thinking” about our previous encounter. She didn’t even hesitate to unbutton her pants and make a display of pleasuring herself. Given that we were both worked up from our discussion, it took her very little time to climax. One word: hot.

When she finished, she asked me to reciprocate with a similarly open display of self-pleasure. As previously mentioned, our area was very secluded. You could literally spend the whole day there and not see an actual person (though you occasionally could hear someone nearby). I unbuttoned my pants, leaned back in my chair, and proceeded to give a reciprocal display when I heard footsteps to the side of my chair. Before I had a chance to conceal my indiscretion, I heard a gasp followed by something spoken in what I believe was Hindi. I turned my head in time to see a pissed Indian guy storm away, dragging what I can only assume was his girlfriend by the hand.

Assuming that he was going to get security, my friend and I left the library immediately. We both thought it was funny and couldn’t stop laughing about it all day. I made it a point not to return to the library for over two weeks.

The funniest part of the whole thing, for me, came about a month later. I was standing in line, waiting to buy lunch, when I overhead two Indian girls that were standing in front of me talking about something one of their friends had seen in the library. They were talking about my incident :lol:

-Quinn

That was pretty funny experience Quinn. LOL :lol: :wink:

~Kisses.

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Hara_Juku Tgirl
02-20-2006, 11:13 PM
When I was eighteen, horny, and bored, I headed into the restroom late one night on a Greyhound bus from Houston to Atlanta to bop my bologna. Since buses are rather noisy, I didn’t worry too much about passengers hearing any conspicuous sounds from me, so I went at it intensively. For affect, I would pause every few minutes and flush the toilet so my extended time in there would be perceived as “taking a dump”. Relieved and deflated, I casually returned to my seat, ready for a good long slumber. Not long after I noticed a group of guys snickering and giggling amongst themselves. While paranoid the laughter was about me “jerking off” in the restroom, intellectually I was sure that wasn’t possible because I was locked behind a closed door. “That can’t be” I thought. Then one of them said out loud, “Guess he didn’t notice the hole in the door.” The laughter then erupted loudly with additional passengers turning around to inquire about it, and others eagerly leaning forward to fill their ear regarding the “spectacle in the rear”. With my head locked in the forward position, I look to the side and (to my horror) saw the vestigial hole in the door where a large deadbolt had been removed, positioned right at eye level of everyone around it.

:anon That was the longest ride of my life.

Lmao. That must had been the baddest embarrassing ride one can ever have. LOL. Pretty funny. Thanks for sharing InHouston. :wink:

~Kisses.

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Hara_Juku Tgirl
02-21-2006, 12:17 AM
Isnt that illegal in the army?

LOL. Im sure it is. If caught youll get kicked out of the army. :lol: Though Im sure *some guys in the army still does it nevertheless (like how most guys who went to catholic school do). LOL :wink:

~Kisses.

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flabbybody
02-21-2006, 12:35 AM
I was thirteen years old and my mother sent me to this disgusting summer camp in the Pocanoe mountains for a whole month. If you weren't good at sports, you were a total outcast. I hated it. There was zero privacy, 8 or 10 kids in each bunk. The toilets had a thin shower curtain that served as a door. It was embarrassing to take a dump, let alone jerk-off.

After about 10 days, I'm insane horny walking around with a perpetual boner like a dog looking to hump anything I could grab, live or inanimate. I'm determined to stay awake until all my cabin mates are asleep. It's about 2 AM now, and I figure I'm the only one awake and the coast is clear. I work myself into a nice rhythm when 2 drunk counselors walk in. They're arguing loudly and get into a physical fight right in my vicinity. In a twisted mass, they fall right onto my bed, literally on top of me. They never realized what I was doing but I had to wait until the next night for relief.

Hara_Juku Tgirl
02-21-2006, 01:38 AM
LOL. I havent been caught tho Ive caught people plenty. Once in HS after school me and my friends played volleyball at the school grounds and I got an urge to pee. So I went to use the bathroom upstairs on the 2nd floor knowing its quiet and not too many people uses it compared to the ones in the ground floor.

I got there and the door was slightly ajar..didnt know the janitor was in it "cleaning". Turns out when I pushed the door open chairs came falling down and I saw the janitor complately naked wanking off on those sinks where bigger than the rest (The ones you put the mop in and ran water with). LOL.

Needless to say he didnt budge as I think I went in at the same time he was cumming. LOL. And I went down to tell my friends about it. It was Funny.

~Kisses.

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blckhaze
02-21-2006, 01:50 AM
yes, by my mom once and my girl once (neither time with shemale porn)
Lol, same here,and I thought I was the only one.

nope. my mom wasnt too upset. i was 15 and she was like "Ok. heres the deal. Masturbation isnt bad, but it isnt good either. Its natural blah, blah, blah..." then one thing she said surprised me. "well Im glad your attratted to women, even though im not a total fan of porn." she caught me after that.

My girl caught me in the shower(the bathrrom with the shower dont have a lock, just incase some really gotta go!) we were only going out for 3 month and we werent completely intimate. she didnt seeem upset, but i might be wrong, although she did help me after i came out the shower

Ecstatic
02-21-2006, 02:04 AM
When I was about 18, my girlfriend and I went camping in Maine for a few days. We had a great time, and of course being young and horny and on our own humped like bunnies. One morning I awoke at sunrise with a raging hardon, and she was sound asleep. So I pulled out a hankerchief and proceeded to pleasure myself. Just as I came, she rolled over and looked at me and was horribly disgusted. How could I do that when she was laying right there?!

Well, yeah, she had a good point, but the pointed little head was doing the thinking at the time.

Hara_Juku Tgirl
02-21-2006, 03:28 AM
LOL. I once caught my ex in MN doing that when I woke up from a nap on the couch. I watched him at first (He didnt notice me just outside the bedroom)..then eventually jump right in and indulged. LOL. I think he wants to be caught and I did! LOL ;)

~Kisses.

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Ecstatic
02-21-2006, 06:19 AM
At least you didn't get upset! My girlfriend at the time (almost two years younger but very sexy, she seduced me when she was 16) was very upset. If only she had woken up five minutes earlier....

Hara_Juku Tgirl
02-21-2006, 07:07 AM
19 people voted "YES" to being caught but only 9-10 posted. LOL. Where's the rest of you at? :lol: :wink:

~Kisses.

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Hara_Juku Tgirl
02-21-2006, 11:54 PM
At least you didn't get upset! My girlfriend at the time (almost two years younger but very sexy, she seduced me when she was 16) was very upset. If only she had woken up five minutes earlier....

LOL. I was for a minute then..cant help getting turned on! Ha! :lol: So why not join in the fun? LOL :wink:

In NYC, a few years back when I was working at a fetish club..One night on my way home..there was this cute guy who sat across me in the train ride home. He couldnt stop staring at my legs (I was wearing black go-go boots, thigh highs fishnet stockings, a black mini skirt and a see-thru tight top. 8) He all of the sudden took his dick out and started stroking it. LOL. The train wasnt full at 4/5am and were seated like at the back and being I was tired and seen enough scenes at the club I just sat there and watched him pleasure himself. I did help by uncrossing my legs teasing him. LOL. Oh and he loved it! :lol: :wink:

~Kisses.

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Quinn
02-21-2006, 11:58 PM
I did help by uncrossing my legs teasing him. LOL. Oh and he loved it! :lol: :wink:

~Kisses.

HTG

Now that's what I call being a good sport.

-Quinn

Hara_Juku Tgirl
02-22-2006, 12:16 AM
I did help by uncrossing my legs teasing him. LOL. Oh and he loved it! :lol: :wink:

~Kisses.

HTG

Now that's what I call being a good sport.

-Quinn

Haha. I know. Its all good. NYC doesnt shock me anymore. I seen guys driving having a go at their dicks. Some even would stop me while walking and would open their coats flashing me their hard dicks..As If I would just all of the sudden drop to my knees and suck it!?! LOL.

One time a TS friend of mine from MN went to visit me and decided to go to the city during the day. Once there decided to take a cab ride to Canal. A guy asked her if she wouldnt mind shaing the cab and she said..Alright. Anyways, a few minutes into riding..she said he just whip his dick out and started jerking it..LOL. She said she didnt knew what to feel. She felt violated at the same time turned on! LOL Though nothing else happened. After he came (literally) he asked to be dropped off and paid for his share of the fare. LOL.

My friend just couldnt imagine what just happened. Everything happened in a New York minute. LOL. The cabbie didnt seem to mind either. And so are the other people in their trucks who had a good view of everything. :lol: NYC and its people are really something else. LOL.

~Kisses.

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Quinn
02-22-2006, 12:41 AM
I did help by uncrossing my legs teasing him. LOL. Oh and he loved it! :lol: :wink:

~Kisses.

HTG

Now that's what I call being a good sport.

-Quinn

Haha. I know. Its all good. NYC doesnt shock me anymore. I seen guys driving having a go at their dicks. Some even would stop me while walking and would open their coats flashing me their hard dicks..As If I would just all of the sudden drop to my knees and suck it!?! LOL.

One time a TS friend of mine from MN went to visit me and decided to go to the city during the day. Once there decided to take a cab ride to Canal. A guy asked her if she wouldnt mind shaing the cab and she said..Alright. Anyways, a few minutes into riding..she said he just whip his dick out and started jerking it..LOL. She said she didnt knew what to feel. She felt violated at the same time turned on! LOL Though nothing else happened. After he came (literally) he asked to be dropped off and paid for his share of the fare. LOL.

My friend just couldnt imagine what just happened. Everything happened in a New York minute. LOL. The cabbie didnt seem to mind either. And so are the other people in their trucks who had a good view of everything. :lol: NYC and its people are really something else. LOL.

~Kisses.

HTG

LOL @ the cabbie. The cabbies almost never mind. My ex and I used to go down to a now closed S&M club called the Hellfire every other Saturday night (we alternated between that and the Vault). She and I would get all worked up playing around and then fuck on the way back to my place in the cab. We did this numerous times and never once had so much as a grunt from any of the cabbies. This lasted for about three months until we finally had a cabbie that freaked out on us. The strangest part was that I didn’t even get the chance to do anything indecent. He literally freaked out when she and I started kissing (nothing else happened). He pulled the cab over and screamed at us to “get the hell out,” among other things. Judging from the Koran on the dashboard, I can only assume he was/is a devout Muslim who doesn’t like seeing gorgeous women getting nailed, hard.

That's tame compared to some of the crazy experiences, not all of them bad, that I've had with cabbies over the years. NYC is the best.

-Quinn

Hara_Juku Tgirl
02-22-2006, 12:50 AM
I did help by uncrossing my legs teasing him. LOL. Oh and he loved it! :lol: :wink:

~Kisses.

HTG

Now that's what I call being a good sport.

-Quinn

Haha. I know. Its all good. NYC doesnt shock me anymore. I seen guys driving having a go at their dicks. Some even would stop me while walking and would open their coats flashing me their hard dicks..As If I would just all of the sudden drop to my knees and suck it!?! LOL.

One time a TS friend of mine from MN went to visit me and decided to go to the city during the day. Once there decided to take a cab ride to Canal. A guy asked her if she wouldnt mind shaing the cab and she said..Alright. Anyways, a few minutes into riding..she said he just whip his dick out and started jerking it..LOL. She said she didnt knew what to feel. She felt violated at the same time turned on! LOL Though nothing else happened. After he came (literally) he asked to be dropped off and paid for his share of the fare. LOL.

My friend just couldnt imagine what just happened. Everything happened in a New York minute. LOL. The cabbie didnt seem to mind either. And so are the other people in their trucks who had a good view of everything. :lol: NYC and its people are really something else. LOL.

~Kisses.

HTG

LOL @ the cabbie. The cabbies almost never mind. My ex and I used to go down to a now closed S&M club called the Hellfire every other Saturday night (we alternated between that and the Vault). She and I would get all worked up playing around and then fuck on the way back to my place in the cab. We did this numerous times and never once had so much as a grunt from any of the cabbies. This lasted for about three months until we finally had a cabbie that freaked out on us. The strangest part was that I didn’t even get the chance to do anything indecent. He literally freaked out when she and I started kissing (nothing else happened). He pulled the cab over and screamed at us to “get the hell out,” among other things. Judging from the Koran on the dashboard, I can only assume he was/is a devout Muslim who doesn’t like seeing gorgeous women getting nailed, hard.

That's tame compared to some of the crazy experiences, not all of them bad, that I've had with cabbies over the years. NYC is the best.

-Quinn

LOL. I hear you. Funny you mentioned Hellfire. Thats where I used to work back when its on 14th street and 9th? Like around Nov.2000 up til about 2003 when it closed down and moved elsewhere. Im not too sure if you been there during the time I was working there. Hmm..Though Id seen plenty couples in there. But mostly single guys and a few single gurls. It moved to Brooklyn for awhile but now closed (Not a good spot and not much business down in Brooklyn).

Yeah most cabbies dont really mind. Ive had my share of "fun" rides. LOL. :wink:

~Kisses.

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deebo
02-22-2006, 12:51 AM
wow this is funny to me

Quinn
02-22-2006, 01:08 AM
LOL. I hear you. Funny you mentioned Hellfire. Thats where I used to work back when its on 14th street and 9th? Like around Nov.2000 up til about 2003 when it closed down and moved elsewhere. Im not too sure if you been there during the time I was working there. Hmm..Though Id seen plenty couples in there. But mostly single guys and a few single gurls. It moved to Brooklyn for awhile but now closed (Not a good spot and not much business down in Brooklyn).

Yeah most cabbies dont really mind. Ive had my share of "fun" rides. LOL. :wink:

~Kisses.

HTG

The old Hellfire (14th and 9th) was great. On a good Friday or Saturday night, you would get a wide range of people: transexuals (mostly Asian and Hispanic), straight people, lesbians, gays, couples, everything. I've seen some great stuff and met some really interesting people while there. Some of the best nights were when you would get the TES/Eulenspiegel Society crowd there in force.

The Brooklyn location was terrible. I only went there once, and I didn't like it. According to the most recent emails that I have received, Lenny and the crew are in the process of looking for a new place in Manhattan. I can't wait because I miss the old Hellfire.

Hey, do you remember that crazy old guy who used to roll around naked on the floor? That guy used to make me laugh so hard I would get tears in eyes.

-Quinn

Hara_Juku Tgirl
02-22-2006, 01:20 AM
LOL. I hear you. Funny you mentioned Hellfire. Thats where I used to work back when its on 14th street and 9th? Like around Nov.2000 up til about 2003 when it closed down and moved elsewhere. Im not too sure if you been there during the time I was working there. Hmm..Though Id seen plenty couples in there. But mostly single guys and a few single gurls. It moved to Brooklyn for awhile but now closed (Not a good spot and not much business down in Brooklyn).

Yeah most cabbies dont really mind. Ive had my share of "fun" rides. LOL. :wink:

~Kisses.

HTG

The old Hellfire (14th and 9th) was great. On a good Friday or Saturday night, you would get a wide range of people: transexuals (mostly Asian and Hispanic), straight people, lesbians, gays, couples, everything. I've seen some great stuff and met some really interesting people while there. Some of the best nights were when you would get the TES/Eulenspiegel Society crowd there in force.

The Brooklyn location was terrible. I only went there once, and I didn't like it. According to the most recent emails that I have received, Lenny and the crew are in the process of looking for a new place in Manhattan. I can't wait because I miss the old Hellfire.

Hey, do you remember that crazy old guy who used to roll around naked on the floor? That guy used to make me laugh so hard I would get tears in eyes.

-Quinn

OMG Yes. That old guy whos always naked and wearing chains. LOL. I dunno what his deal is to be honest. He seems always crawling on the floor. LOL.

I heard about that too from Lenny's recent email. Theyre scouting for a new place for the club in Manhattan. Meanwhile he works managing a stip club out somewhere in NJ. Hes a cool guy. I missed the other mistresses I worked with. Mistress Barbara isnt with them anymore..so Is Karen. Remember them? They have this slave that they take turns whipping by the bar? LOL. Funny.

~Kisses.

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Darren
02-22-2006, 02:09 AM
Yep, my older sister caught me once. I was in my bedroom, door closed (we didn't have locks on our doors). She saw, laughed, left. Of course, she made sure to tell all her friends. And people wonder why I have trust issues and don't really talk to her any more? (That's not the only reason, it goes well beyond her catching me jerking off).

Now the flip side of this is that I don't mind being watched. One of the hottest dates I had with a woman was when we sat across from each other and masturbated. Very hot. I liked watching her, and I liked being watched.

joyboy123
02-22-2006, 02:19 AM
Oh yeah, caught by my mom while I was on the toilet wanking to an issue of penthouse.

Hara_Juku Tgirl
02-22-2006, 02:20 AM
Yep, my older sister caught me once. I was in my bedroom, door closed (we didn't have locks on our doors). She saw, laughed, left. Of course, she made sure to tell all her friends. And people wonder why I have trust issues and don't really talk to her any more? (That's not the only reason, it goes well beyond her catching me jerking off).

Now the flip side of this is that I don't mind being watched. One of the hottest dates I had with a woman was when we sat across from each other and masturbated. Very hot. I liked watching her, and I liked being watched.

I see. Thats understandable. I personally think being a voyouer and and exhibitionist from time to time with a willing partner is quite a turn on. LOL. :wink:

~Kisses.

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deebo
02-22-2006, 02:27 AM
Yep, my older sister caught me once. I was in my bedroom, door closed (we didn't have locks on our doors). She saw, laughed, left. Of course, she made sure to tell all her friends. And people wonder why I have trust issues and don't really talk to her any more? (That's not the only reason, it goes well beyond her catching me jerking off).

Now the flip side of this is that I don't mind being watched. One of the hottest dates I had with a woman was when we sat across from each other and masturbated. Very hot. I liked watching her, and I liked being watched.

aww man thats really fucked up

she told her friends?

what kind of sister is that?

no offense

Darren
02-22-2006, 02:29 AM
I see. Thats understandable. I personally think being a voyouer and and exhibitionist from time to time with a willing partner is quite a turn on. LOL. :wink:

Exactly! I like the way you think. And webcams only help with that. lol :wink:

One of my favorite websites is www.solotouch.com stories submitted about masturbation. Some very good stories on there, the MF/FM ones can be very erotic.

Darren
02-22-2006, 02:32 AM
aww man thats really fucked up

she told her friends?

what kind of sister is that?

no offense

None taken. She's 3 years older than me. Instead of taking care of little bro, it was all about making herself look better at my expense. She lives in LA now, I didn't bother to get ahold of her, let alone call, when I was in San Diego last November for work.

deebo
02-22-2006, 02:44 AM
aww man thats really fucked up

she told her friends?

what kind of sister is that?

no offense

None taken. She's 3 years older than me. Instead of taking care of little bro, it was all about making herself look better at my expense. She lives in LA now, I didn't bother to get ahold of her, let alone call, when I was in San Diego last November for work.

my best friend got caught by his older sister..... she told him to be careful and do it so he doesnt get caught....because she didnt mind as long as she wasnt around :lol: :lol:

Hara_Juku Tgirl
02-22-2006, 02:46 AM
I see. Thats understandable. I personally think being a voyouer and and exhibitionist from time to time with a willing partner is quite a turn on. LOL. :wink:

Exactly! I like the way you think. And webcams only help with that. lol :wink:

One of my favorite websites is www.solotouch.com stories submitted about masturbation. Some very good stories on there, the MF/FM ones can be very erotic.

Thanks! Webcam's fun tho I prefer real time. Its kinda hard looking at webcams especially if its a cheap cam and the streams a bit blurry. Not to mention bad lighting can give one a headache. LOL. But I agree with being voyoueristic and exhibitionism. I think Its hot! LOL :wink:

~Kisses.

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Darren
02-22-2006, 02:50 AM
Thanks! Webcam's fun tho I prefer real time. Its kinda hard looking at webcams especially if its a cheap cam and the streams a bit blurry. Not to mention bad lighting can give one a headache. LOL. But I agree with being voyoueristic and exhibitionism. I think Its hot! LOL :wink:

Very true, but it is a good prelude. Nothing like getting a glimpse to make you want the real thing. :wink:

Hara_Juku Tgirl
02-22-2006, 03:31 AM
Very true, but it is a good prelude. Nothing like getting a glimpse to make you want the real thing. :wink:

LOL. Agreed. Btw, Nice link. 8)

~Kisses.

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Darren
02-22-2006, 03:54 AM
Btw, Nice link. 8)

Thanks, from your other posts I thought you'd appreciate that. :wink:

Hara_Juku Tgirl
02-22-2006, 04:34 AM
Btw, Nice link. 8)

Thanks, from your other posts I thought you'd appreciate that. :wink:

Glad to see I share a common interest with a few peeps on here. LOL. :wink:

~Kisses.

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Hara_Juku Tgirl
02-22-2006, 08:15 PM
When I was 16 my mother caught me fully fem'd out sliding a 7' dildo in my pussy, needless to say it didn't go over well. But damn I did love that dildo, lol.

Oh my..I would have fainted if my mom caught me. Though she did found out my dildo once while helping me unpack when I came to visit her. I was all red in embarrassment. LOL.

~Kisses.

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Darren
02-23-2006, 04:46 AM
Oh my..I would have fainted if my mom caught me. Though she did found out my dildo once while helping me unpack when I came to visit her. I was all red in embarrassment. LOL.

You take it with you when you visit your mom? Either that was a long visit, or you just can't go a day without. lol

Not that that's a bad thing. :wink:

Hara_Juku Tgirl
02-23-2006, 05:51 AM
Oh my..I would have fainted if my mom caught me. Though she did found out my dildo once while helping me unpack when I came to visit her. I was all red in embarrassment. LOL.

You take it with you when you visit your mom? Either that was a long visit, or you just can't go a day without. lol

Not that that's a bad thing. :wink:

LOL. Id say, A gurl should always be "ready" (Like a good gurl scout.)..for if and when the mood strikes. Not for the lack of guys..But as reinforcement (Refer to Sex and the City Episode with Samantha. Back when she had this guy with a small dick.) LOL. :wink: And yes that was like a long one month visit. Lmao.

~Kisses.

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NickTheQuick
02-23-2006, 06:25 AM
When I was 16 my mother caught me fully fem'd out sliding a 7' dildo in my pussy, needless to say it didn't go over well. But damn I did love that dildo, lol.

Interesting. Now, isn't this big enough?

Hara_Juku Tgirl
02-23-2006, 08:43 AM
LOL. :lol: Nick youre so funny! :wink:

~Kisses.

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drock
04-04-2006, 05:29 PM
Yes i've been caught before. Extremely embrassing for me.

Vicki Richter
04-04-2006, 08:21 PM
No but I wish I was.

Darren
04-04-2006, 10:54 PM
No but I wish I was.

Hmmm, you sound like me and Harajuku....Don't mind being seen. Well, of course, I guess we could have already figured that out. Never mind, I'll just be over here.

*Hit self on head* "That was the corniest thing you could have said, geesh!" *hits self again*

Hara_Juku Tgirl
04-04-2006, 11:19 PM
Hmmm, you sound like me and Harajuku....Don't mind being seen. Well, of course, I guess we could have already figured that out. Never mind, I'll just be over here.

Its erotic and is nothing to be ashamed of Darren. LOL :wink:

~Kisses.

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Darren
04-04-2006, 11:25 PM
Hmmm, you sound like me and Harajuku....Don't mind being seen. Well, of course, I guess we could have already figured that out. Never mind, I'll just be over here.

Its erotic and is nothing to be ashamed of Darren. LOL :wink:

~Kisses.

HTG

Oh, I know that. But think about what I said and who I said it too. :wink:

Hara_Juku Tgirl
04-05-2006, 12:03 AM
Oh, I know that. But think about what I said and who I said it too. :wink:

LOL. Umm Paging Vickie R. and all transexuals..Please proceed to Darrens webcam lobby please! The show screening will begin in 10 minutes. Pee if you gotta pee and grab drinks and :popcorn. :wink:



~Kisses.

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themaster
05-03-2006, 07:03 PM
I almost got caught, twice in one day.

This was in middle school. I was on a sailing team and thier was 5 students and 2 teachers. We were competing in the statewide school Olympics over a weekend period. We were put in college dorms and we shared rooms. I sharded a room with a classmate of mine that I knew for a long time and this was both our last year at middle school. So that Fri./Sat. night I headed to the bathrooms and started jerking off, I finished off and one of my teachers came in. SO I cleaned up myself qucikly and jetted out of thier.

Second time, I was going to jerk off again then night after a completly exusting day and was going to enjoy myself. I coudn't, my teacher came in was the next stall over.

scorpion
05-07-2006, 12:57 AM
Yes.. when I was younger I try to bee caugt.. when im was jerking. My dream is to fuck or jerk in a great public...

Shandus
05-07-2006, 04:58 PM
I've been caught before, and a few times it led to some really great sex. Here's the first time:

I decided to share this event from my life several years ago. I was working as a bouncer in a strip club. I was 19 and cute, with lots of attitude. One of the dancers always got me turned on, but she had a boyfriend and wouldn't play on the side, but OMG was she a hottie!

Well, end of the night comes, and I'm still horny as I watch her leave with her boyfriend. I help the boss close out the place and he pays me my nightly money. Well, I head out to my car with the intention of finding a hooker to relieve my stress. There weren't any to be found, and I wasn't going to make it too far. I pulled over onto a side street and parked in a dark alleyway. I figured what I needed to do won't take that long. It was a warm summer night, so I had my windows down.

I unbuckled my belt and popped my jeans open, and my rock-hard cock sprang out, ready to be serviced. I pulled my shirt up and over my head and adjusted my underwear so my balls would be out as well, and I started stroking it. It was a warm, humid night, so it was a little moist in the car as well. I kept seeing her in my head, imagining her stroking me, sucking my cock, squeezing her tits around it, fucking her tight pussy. I was getting close, and I fantasized her sucking me to completion when my balls tightened up and I shot a big load of juice, about 10 strong squirts, on my chest and abs. When I came back down to earth from my orgasm, I looked over and saw this woman watching me. She was a BBW, with basketball-sized boobs and a nice round ass. I realized that she was hooking by the way she was dressed. She had one hand in her shorts and the other in her shirt as she was watching me. She saw that I was looking at her, now that I had shot off. She walked over to my passenger side door and looked in, asking "Do you need some help in getting cleaned up?"

I said, "Oh yeah, honey. Slide on in." I was still rock-hard and wanting some action. She opened the door and got in. We didn't even discuss price, I just handed her two twenties. I laid my seat back, and she did the same and she pulled off her shirt and started licking my chest clean. I could smell her scent, and it wasn't fishy, so she had cleaned herself up from anybody she had done previously. As she licked my cum off of me, she moaned and diddled herself, and her huge breasts wrapped around my hard cock. I reached into her shorts and started fingering her slit. She was hot and very wet. She finished cleaning my body and then started licking and sucking on my cock. I reached over and got her to reposition so I could eat her pussy. We 69ed for a while and then she repositioned and impaled her pussy on my throbbing dick. She rode me and I was thrusting to stay deep in her pussy. After a few minutes of this, she moaned deep in her throat and her pussy tightened up around my cock. She came hard and covered us both with her juice. She got off me and started titfucking my cock. Well, her pussy juice and the humid night combined to make a perfect lubricant for her tits, and I couldn't hold it anymore. I fired another sizeable load into her cleavage and on her face. She smiled and started wiping my cum off of her face and tits then licked it off her fingers. She said, "Baby, you have the sweetest cum I have ever tasted. Anytime you want to get together, just call me." She wrote her name and number on a scrap of paper in my car. Roberta was her name. I handed her another 20 and she got out of the car, pulling down her shirt and pulling up her shorts.

I saw her a few times after that, but it was never as hot as that first time when she caught me.

atkms7
07-11-2006, 04:06 AM
ive always had a fantasy of my mom catching me stroking my cock, shes not cute or hot, shes not ugly either, but i think i would blow my load if my mom walked in on me with my pants around my ankles jerking it to a hot shemale like alannah banging a guy, i mean shes pretty open, so i think shed just turn around and say whoops...yeah, dont know why but that realllyyy turns me on.

ptyseminole
07-11-2006, 05:12 AM
Yeap, my dad caught me chocking the one eyed serpent...He just said: "don't let your mom catch you doing that" and walked away.

Hugh Jarrod
07-11-2006, 09:00 AM
Once by a priest, 2 nuns and a rabbi. What a rabbi was doing in my bedroom I have no idea!

PapiQueRico
07-12-2006, 04:58 AM
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/caramel_bbw4u/album?.dir=99be&.src=ph&store=&prodid=&.done=http%3a//pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph//my_photos

atkms7
07-12-2006, 07:02 AM
yep...thats pretty much the pic i wish my mom would catch me jerkin it off too

Hara_Juku Tgirl
07-12-2006, 09:37 AM
Once by a priest, 2 nuns and a rabbi. What a rabbi was doing in my bedroom I have no idea!

LOL. I guess rabbi's are potential predators as mush as catholic priest. :lol: :wink:

~Kisses.

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TomSelis
07-12-2006, 09:52 AM
Hey Hara?

Ever been caught masterbating?

Hara_Juku Tgirl
07-12-2006, 10:52 AM
Have I been caught masturbating? LOL Nope. Ive been watched tho..then again that was pre-arranged. LOL :lol: :wink:

Caught sucking, but not by friends or family thankgoodness (long story)! LOL

How about you Tom Selis? :? I didnt know if youve answered and posted on here previously..didnt feel like looking through all 7 pages. LOL

~Kisses.

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TomSelis
07-12-2006, 07:14 PM
Nope, had a couple of near misses back in the teenage years living back home with the parents, but never caught with dick in hand.

Hara_Juku Tgirl
07-13-2006, 05:21 AM
Nope, had a couple of near misses back in the teenage years living back home with the parents, but never caught with dick in hand.

Bum! LOL J/k :lol:

So this survey 'sez a huge percentage of guys like to get caught? :? LOL :wink:

~Kisses.

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callahac
07-15-2006, 12:39 PM
Sure have. my wife has caught me jerking offto Shemale porn many times!

Hara_Juku Tgirl
10-28-2006, 09:27 AM
Sure have. my wife has caught me jerking offto Shemale porn many times!

Great! Seems like you got a kewl and understanding wife callahac. :wink:

Sidenote: Was she turned on by catching you?

~Kisses.

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Hara_Juku Tgirl
12-08-2006, 10:38 AM
~Bump! ;)

~Kisses.

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Smog Boy
12-08-2006, 10:41 AM
Yep, fairly regularly. Just bend down (hiding a wopper boner) and say you got a cramp, works everything time.

Cedricbi01
12-08-2006, 01:35 PM
Well I've been caught once - Never happened again unless arranged... :)

I was 15, my older sister was 17.
We were in holidays in South of France with my parents and two of my sister (female) friends about the same age !

These two were not hotter than any other but, ya know, at 15 you would get a hardon looking at a cow with a thong :? so you can imagine the impact that 3 girls in bikini had on my simplistic mind at the time.

Anyway, I was the only boy and had to share the bathroom with the girls (parents had a separate one) and the toilet were in the bathroom too.

After some days I discovered the girls would hang their cleaned bikinis in the bathroom... this turned me on and one afternoon, while parents were napping (I discovered later what their napping was ! :twisted: ) I went to the bathroom for a self-satisfying-session smelling and touching their bikinis dreaming of what these were hiding, not forgetting to lock the door...

I was in the middle of my job bikinis in my other hand when the door opened wide :shock: and the 3 girls entered the room my sister with a smile on her face (I hated her at that time !) softly telling me :
"If you lock the door, make sure you closed it before !!!"
And then :
"Would you like me to tell the Parents what you're doing ?"
Blushing like I never did :oops: :oops: , the only answer I could give was :
"heueu, krztxlfkdssfgxx.... !!!" agonising... ! Aaaaargh !! :banghead
She then turned to her friends - all still smiling/giggling and asked me to finish it in front of them so that they could watch.....
I had no alternative but complying which was a horrible experience for that time... but maybe the best masturbation session I ever had :roll: !

Actually, to finish the story, twice after this happened, while Parents were away the girls offered me a (soft) strip-tease if I would -again- masturbate and come in front of them !

Not bad holidays after all ! :twisted: :shrug

Fockzilla
12-08-2006, 10:18 PM
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Do you ever have a fear or paranoia of getting caught?



I have been caught many, MANY times by friends and family. So many in fact I couldn't tell you exactly the amount of times. At first I was scared of getting caught, now its like expected of me.

The worst was when we went camping and I thought everyone was asleep. My mom goes "what are you doing?" Me: "scratching an itch," and she told me to go scratch it somewhere that her and the rest of the family wouldn't get woken up by it.

What an ass I am.

wombat33
12-09-2006, 04:32 AM
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Do you ever have a fear or paranoia of getting caught?

http://male101.com/edi/masturbation-paranoia.html

Some excerpts taken from the site:

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SEXUALITY: Undecided
GENDER: Male
TITLE: marty

I was 19 and in the Air Force. My roommate was out of the barracks for the night (or so I thought) and I was lying on my bunk, looking at Penthouse and jacking. He had forgotten his wallet and came back in so quietly that I didn't hear him. He saw me and ducked out of my sight and was watching me until he heard me moaning as I was close to orgasm. Then he walks over to me and masturbates above me and within 30 seconds he shoots his cum onto my chest. That excited me so much that I came right then. He didn't say anything, just zipped up and left. We never spoke about it again.

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SEXUALITY: Virgin
GENDER: Male
TITLE: willy

i got cought once by my twin brother- he came into my room one day after school and when he saw me he got really horny and I asked him if he wanted to join me since then we have been jaking together (i am not gay) it is really exciting.

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SEXUALITY: Bisexual
GENDER: Male
TITLE: scooter

got caught by the post man as I was jacking in the front room and he came to the door and could see me before he rang the bell.

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SEXUALITY: Homosexual
GENDER: Male
TITLE: Blaise

I've been caught a couple of times. The first time was a long time ago...I didn't think anyone was home and I was jerking off in the living room and my dad walked in. I was so friggen embarassed, but my dad just kind of laughed about it and didn't say anything. The thought of getting caught is kind of a turn on though.

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SEXUALITY: Heterosexual
GENDER: Male
TITLE: nick

I was caught masturbating when I was young by my step sister. I was naked, jacking off outside behind the barn, and she came looking for me. There I was with my penis in my hand as she walked up to me. She just ask if she could watch, and later ask if she could help me feel good. We did it often together from that day on.

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SEXUALITY: Virgin
GENDER:
TITLE: pepito

oh yeah I got cought by one of my babysiters son in his room I was sure he wasnt home didnt hear rthe door open we both paused he closed his room and unbuckled his pants and we both masturbated together and sucked each other off.

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SEXUALITY: In-Between
GENDER: Male
TITLE: cj

I have been caught by my wife.......also when talking with a male business associate about jerkin off while on vacation (after a few beers), we both whipped it out and jerked off together... we both touched eachother...it was very relieving knowing that we both were curious and fullfilled our fantasies.

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SEXUALITY: Celibate
GENDER: Male
TITLE: tony

I WAS SPANKING HARD WITH VASELINE ONE NIGHT IN FRONT OF SOME MIRRORS AND MOM'S BOYFRIEND WAS STANDING BEHIND THE MIRRORS ENJOYING THE SHOW! I WAS PISSED UNTIL I CAUGHT HIM POUNDING AWAY LATER THAT WEEK.

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SEXUALITY: Straight
GENDER:
TITLE: just got caught

ugh jesus my mom jsut walked in on me with a dildo up me, and an anal toy up my ass. it was awkward. she just walked in with the door locked and all and even continued talking to me. im so pissed off. she invaded my privacy and was like "oopsie". I mean how do you react when your mom walks in on you getting off with sex toys when your seventeen?

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SEXUALITY: Straight
GENDER: Male
TITLE: Anonymous

I got caught wankin in the swimming pool by my best mate and he jumped in and started sukin my _____ underwater comin up or air. we do it heaps now as a threesome with my girlfriend


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SEXUALITY: Bisexual
SEX: Male
TITLE: Nate

I got caught this summer. I just took a shower, and I was on my bed nude reading a skater mag. (The pictures in a skater magazing are about 99.9 percent guys.) My dad walked in and immediatly just closed the door and left We didnt say much at first. I think we both were embarased. Later on, he told me to keep my door locked when I need privacy, in case my sister would wander by. He didnt know that my sister already saw me once before!


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Its quite interesting read. So share yours. :wink:

~Kisses.

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I have been caught MANY times actually. LOL.

I jerk off everywhere. So I take risks.


I have been busted as a kid by brothers, sisters, parents, sister's friends.


I have been busted as an adult by my ex-wife, my friend, a co-worker, and a by a recent girlfriend.

She was intrigued and she wanted to watch me do it and finish until I came on her tits. SO I did. Now we jerk off in front of each other pretty often.

She is totally cool about jerking off while watching T-girl flicks. As long as it is T-girls on girls, witch is totally ok by me cause that is my bag.


How about you??? Have you ever been caught masturbating?

If not..........would you LIKE me to catch you masturbating? ;)

travel4fun81
12-11-2006, 01:55 AM
Cedricbi01 - while perhaps embarrassing, I might get caught now while thinking about that story.

travel4fun81
12-11-2006, 01:58 AM
Cedricbi01 - while perhaps embarrassing, I might get caught now while thinking about that story.

Hara_Juku Tgirl
12-17-2006, 05:24 AM
How about you??? Have you ever been caught masturbating?

If not..........would you LIKE me to catch you masturbating? ;)

Lmao..Sure, dare me now that I dont live in the Eastcoast wombat33! LOL :lol: :wink:

Just to catch me would cost you an airplane ticket! Haha

Happy Holidays to everyone!

~Kisses.

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Hara_Juku Tgirl
02-14-2007, 10:56 PM
Has anyone else masturbated (or gotten a h/j) out on a public place i.e. a park, an elevator, at the cubicle in their offices, shop dressing room, fire escape, rooftops, cars, trains, busses, cabs, alleys, bars, front yard, boats, hike/bike trail, lake etc. LOL You get the picture (and gotten away with it) and or got caught? *giggle
LOL

Hmm...Spill it! (Pun intended) :lol:

~Kisses.

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Vala_TS
02-14-2007, 11:20 PM
I never have been caught in any way. I was always very discreet. However, I later admitted to jacking off all the time and my mom was ok with me doing it. I know, weird.

AGTFB

loki
02-15-2007, 01:47 AM
That would actually be worth the plane ticket Hara_Juku Tgirl.

Avenged01
02-15-2007, 02:13 AM
Has anyone else masturbated (or gotten a h/j) out on a public place i.e. a park, an elevator, at the cubicle in their offices, shop dressing room, fire escape, rooftops, cars, trains, busses, cabs, alleys, bars, front yard, boats, hike/bike trail, lake etc. LOL You get the picture (and gotten away with it) and or got caught? *giggle
LOL

Hmm...Spill it! (Pun intended) :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

My ex girlfriend gave me a blowjob on a bus once but the road we were travelling on had speen bumps in it so I was frightened to death that she was gonna bite my dick off!! wasn't the sexiest of feelings!!

Avenged01
02-15-2007, 02:13 AM
*Speed

lust4ts
02-15-2007, 03:21 AM
:lol: This topic reminds me of the film human traffic and a the really funny part where a guy has taken a few ecstasy tablets and is feeling horny so he sits on the edge of the bed facing the wall and jacks off to a magazine, his mum comes to bring him a cup of tea and when she sees what he is doing she just laughs to herself and leaves it on the side next to his bed and when he is finished beating his meat he sees the cup of tea and knows that she has blatantly seen what he was doing and he is obviously very embarrassed. Im sure this has happened to a few people in real life. :)

Hara_Juku Tgirl
02-15-2007, 04:50 AM
Hmm sounds interesting lust4ts. Ive to check that out! ;)

~Kisses.

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