Worst Female Stand-Up Comics

[Dino Velvet]

I know there are no good female comics but who are the worst?

My Unholy Three:
Elayne Boosler
Rita Rudner
Paula Poundstone

[RallyCola]

how about all of them. i have never seen a female comic that i like at all.

their best jokes are making fun of men or their vaginas and they are not good jokes

[Dino Velvet]

how about all of them. i have never seen a female comic that i like at all.

their best jokes are making fun of men or their vaginas and they are not good jokes

It's Stand-Up by the Numbers(Female Edition)

There are good female sketch comedians and actresses but no good stand-up comics. Margaret Cho is abominable as well just in case anyone tries to mention her.

[traLika]

how about all of them. i have never seen a female comic that i like at all.

their best jokes are making fun of men or their vaginas and they are not good jokes


It's pretty much the same here in the UK. I don't find any of them funny. I guess it's a girl thing.

[maxpower]

Wanda Sykes
Judy Tenuta
Carol Leifer
Lisa Lampanelli
Rosie O'Donnell (when she did standup)

[JenniferParisHusband]

Ellen DeGeneris is like watching paint dry. She's horrible, her talk show is terrible too. I don't know how she ever got as far as she did. I'd say she probably fucked someone, but I think I can rule that out.

[Stavros]

Is Joan Rivers classed as a comedienne? I always thought she was horrible in every way.

[timxxx]

Margaret Cho

[Dino Velvet]

Is Joan Rivers classed as a comedienne? I always thought she was horrible in every way.

Louis CK fucked her in an episode of Louie.

That Whitney broad really sucks too.

Louis CK trashes Whitney Cummings - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmpGt1o5bqA)

Norm MacDonald trashes Whitney Cummings - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scyiOxO8Euo&feature=related)

[Chuck]

Aisha Tyler -- cute girls just need to titilate. They aren't funny on purpose.

[boner]

Didn't Sandra Bernhard do comedy? I always thought she was incredibly annoying and hard on the eyes. Kathy Griffin can be annoying too but she can also be funny and is kinda hot.

[Chaotic]

I gotta be honest; one of the few female stand up routines I have seen over the years that I actually enjoyed was, oddly enough, Whoopi Goldberg! :hide-1:

The rest, however, are fork-across-a-chalkboard annoying...

[Dino Velvet]

I gotta be honest; one of the few female stand up routines I have seen over the years that I actually enjoyed was, oddly enough, Whoopi Goldberg! :hide-1:

The rest, however, are fork-across-a-chalkboard annoying...

Whoopi Goldberg has talent and depth.

As far as funny ladies, my favorite is SNL's Kristen Wiig. She nails most any character no matter how ridiculous.

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj9j68QUyV1qgtblyo1_500.png

[onmyknees]

Kathy Griffen....Saggy Ass. No talent

[Bobzz]

Sarah Silverman and Tina Fey are actually both pretty brilliant.

[Dino Velvet]

Sarah Silverman and Tina Fey are actually both pretty brilliant.

Sarah Silverman is probably the best out of the worst. She told a funny story about her ancestors being raped by Mongols on Kimmel once.

[RallyCola]

sarah silverman is ok...some of her material is funny but most of it, i pass on. i actually had a thing for her, but then i met her and she isn't that pleasant...either to look at or talk to.

i forgot about lisa lampanelli...she actually isn't half bad. i think her whole "i'm an old white cunt that can say anything" schtick goes only so far. i am not insulted by her, but after a while, it is so repetitive.

[scottnapx]

Dennis Miller... I hate that bitch.

[Bobzz]

Dennis Miller... I hate that bitch.

:iagree: :Bowdown: :Bowdown: :Bowdown: :Bowdown: :Bowdown: :Bowdown: :iagree:

[maxpower]

Dennis Miller... I hate that bitch.

I saw him once at Foxwoods Casino. Worst. Show. Ever.

[Jimmy W]

Amy Schumer is very funny in my opinion.

[Dino Velvet]

Dennis Miller... I hate that bitch.

Not much for comedians like Dennis Miller or Bill Maher who go as much for applause as laughter.

[Jimmy W]

Amen Dino - applause does NOT equal funny

[LeatherTGirlLover]

TBF As a percentage, seeings as there is more male comedian out there, there are as many bad male comics as female, sure we have Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor etc but more often than not there's only 2 or 3 every generation and when you consider how many male stand ups there are that's pretty poor.

As for female's generally doing similar material you wanna catch some of the male comics here in Britain Dino, there is very little difference between what Michael Mcuntyre, Russell Howard, John Bishop, Jason Manford and Kevin Bridges do.

[dgs925]

I know there are no good female comics but who are the worst?

My Unholy Three:
Elayne Boosler
Rita Rudner
Paula Poundstone

Ever listen to any standup that isn't from the '80s?

[Dino Velvet]

Ever listen to any standup that isn't from the '80s?

When I'm not listening to stuff from the 70s.

[JenniferParisHusband]

Not much for comedians like Dennis Miller or Bill Maher who go as much for applause as laughter.

Dennis Miller back in the 80's was very funny, and was one of the most quoted comedians of the day. I still remember "Ronald Regan is 80 and has the button to start a nuclear war. My grandfather is 80 and we won't let him touch the remote control."

Then 3 things happened, he got a little to full of himself, he got a disaterous talk show that killed his confidence, and he went conservative. He lost half his audience when he did that, and with the other failures, he lost a lot of confidence in his act, and started changing it. This from a mutual friend who I used to do standup with back in the day. Now he's an "applause" guy. That seems to be the way comedy goes now. Everyone goes for the applause line, no one goes for the belly laugh anymore.

[Dino Velvet]

Dennis Miller back in the 80's was very funny, and was one of the most quoted comedians of the day. I still remember "Ronald Regan is 80 and has the button to start a nuclear war. My grandfather is 80 and we won't let him touch the remote control."

Then 3 things happened, he got a little to full of himself, he got a disaterous talk show that killed his confidence, and he went conservative. He lost half his audience when he did that, and with the other failures, he lost a lot of confidence in his act, and started changing it. This from a mutual friend who I used to do standup with back in the day. Now he's an "applause" guy. That seems to be the way comedy goes now. Everyone goes for the applause line, no one goes for the belly laugh anymore.

I always thought Norm was better on Weekend Update. They're both funny here.

Norm MacDonald on Dennis Miller Live! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbieZNGLdjw)

Norm MacDonald on Dennis Miller Live! Part 2 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1n1gdAJiC4)

[RallyCola]

I know there are no good female comics but who are the worst?

My Unholy Three:
Elayne Boosler
Rita Rudner
Paula Poundstone

i used to have a weird thing for rita rudner...i used to think she was hot. i remember fapping when i was like 12, to one of her hbo specials.

by association i'm supposed to like kathleen madigan because my her sister is married to a cousin of my next door neighbor...but i hate my neighbor so screw her

[Dino Velvet]

i used to have a weird thing for rita rudner...i used to think she was hot. i remember fapping when i was like 12, to one of her hbo specials.

I might pull it to that Amy Schumer pictured above. I kinda dig her and have seen her on Red Eye many times. I concede there are a couple of funny gals.

http://lasmash.com/wp-content/uploads/amy-Schumer.jpg

[RallyCola]

eh...i disagree. there are funny actresses...women that can deliver the lines well when the script is funny. stand up...not so much.

anyone see the queens of comedy
The Queens of Comedy (Video 2001) - IMDb@@AMEPARAM@@http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTM2Njk1MjI5OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTUwMjcxMQ@@._ V1._SX98_SY140_.jpg@@AMEPARAM@@BMTM2Njk1MjI5OV5BMl 5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTUwMjcxMQ@@@@AMEPARAM@@SX98@@AMEPAR AM@@SY140 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0279353/)
it hurt my ears

[Dino Velvet]

eh...i disagree. there are funny actresses...women that can deliver the lines well when the script is funny. stand up...not so much.

anyone see the queens of comedy
The Queens of Comedy (Video 2001) - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0279353/)
it hurt my ears

There are many funny ladies in sketch comedy and other acting but stand-up is a difficult form of comedic expression for women. There are exceptions but very few. My opinion only.

Here's Flo, the Progressive Insurance Lady on stage. At least she wore a cool Exorcist shirt.

Stephanie Courtney "The 99 Cent Store" - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRZiMUJ8bqE)