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NatashaLover
01-13-2012, 01:28 AM
So what things have you done illegaly lately?

Dino Velvet
01-13-2012, 01:29 AM
You mean say right here?

NatashaLover
01-13-2012, 01:31 AM
You mean say right here?
well yes but please dont mention all the hitman work you have done.

Dino Velvet
01-13-2012, 01:32 AM
well yes but please dont mention all the hitman work you have done.

The closest thing I do to that is beating my meat while looking at your picture.:jerkoff

Oz - The Story of Yuri Kosygin - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icDBSjbQL6A)

RallyCola
01-13-2012, 01:45 AM
the last law i broke was speeding about an hr ago.

Odelay
01-13-2012, 01:59 AM
I pee'd on the US Capitol Bldg. Might not have been a felony but surely it's a misdemeanor. This was long before 9/11. These days you wouldn't get within 50 feet of it after a late night drinking binge.

Dino Velvet
01-13-2012, 02:06 AM
I referred to my cell phone as a "detonator" at City Hall security check-in as a joke recently. Not sure if that's illegal but it sure was mischievous.

onmyknees
01-13-2012, 02:19 AM
While moving an ex girlfriend to a new apartment, I ripped the tag off her mattress and discarded it. All those arrests don't count....I was innocent.

goliath_91710
01-13-2012, 02:20 AM
I've had sex in public more times than I can remember. And if sodomy is illegal in Nevada, then I've broken that law too.

giovanni_hotel
01-13-2012, 02:28 AM
Ripped off a dealer in college and tried to sell his stash of 200 XTC pills.
Instead ended up co-hosting the most intense party eva....ah 'senior slide'.

You'd be surprised how many eager chicks show up to party when you're giving out X for free.

BeardedOne
01-13-2012, 02:35 AM
<Thinking> Besides the myriad laws I broke by sucking cock, committing anal sex (Giving or receiving) in Atlanta?

Transporting drugs?

Selling drugs?

Bribes (Or denying bribes) to law enforcement?

Voting Republican?

Yvonne183
01-13-2012, 03:32 AM
Ha ha ha ha ha,, things might be illegal but I never get in trouble cause I am insane.

tslvr
01-13-2012, 03:45 AM
Went to an "escort"

muh_muh
01-13-2012, 03:46 AM
Ha ha ha ha ha,, things might be illegal but I never get in trouble cause I am insane.

-ly adorable

robertlouis
01-13-2012, 04:00 AM
<Thinking> Besides the myriad laws I broke by sucking cock, committing anal sex (Giving or receiving) in Atlanta?

Transporting drugs?

Selling drugs?

Bribes (Or denying bribes) to law enforcement?

Voting Republican?

You despicable, unworthy, scummy bastard.

Voting Republican !!!

nonnonnon
01-13-2012, 04:32 AM
I made counterfeit bills and yes, I got caught

Dino Velvet
01-13-2012, 05:00 AM
You despicable, unworthy, scummy bastard.

Voting Republican !!!

I like being despicable, unworthy, and scummy too but my parents were already married when I was conceived.

Anybody Against Barry 2012

Willie Escalade
01-13-2012, 05:08 AM
I was in the carpool lane by myself...

Erika1487
01-13-2012, 05:15 AM
In no particular order my (illegal) resume so far....
(As an escort)
Well about everything I do as an escort is illegal in Ohio!! lol
(In Politics)
Voter fraud
Voter intimadition
Fixing an election
Buying/intmadating the press for positive strories/and keeping bad ones out of the papers
Closing polls early/understaffing/ in Democratic districts
Tax fraud for 527 political non-profits that support republican canidates.

(As a truck driver)
Insurance fraud
Tax fraud
Operating a Commerical Motor Vehicle with no permit/license to transport hazardous materials
Having illegal log books
Not reporting/over reporting freight loss (all for profit)

It should be noted I have never been arrested or caught doing any of this:party: catch me if you can ;) :dancing:

Silcc69
01-13-2012, 05:49 AM
No comment.

wbmando
01-13-2012, 05:59 AM
Public digital nasal clearance.

Jericho
01-13-2012, 06:04 AM
No comment.
Go on, you know ya wanna! :lol:

Jericho
01-13-2012, 06:08 AM
(In Politics)
Voter fraud
Voter intimadition
Fixing an election
Buying/intmadating the press for positive strories/and keeping bad ones out of the papers
Closing polls early/understaffing/ in Democratic districts
Tax fraud for 527 political non-profits that support republican canidates.


if any of that is true, and not just another of your fucking insane fantasies, you ought to hang your head in shame, instead of being on here bragging about it.

Dino Velvet
01-13-2012, 06:19 AM
http://i.current.com/images/asset/904/755/68/Esu26.jpg

Ineeda SM
01-13-2012, 06:22 AM
^^^^^Are you kidding? If I start the list now, I may be done in 2 weeks.

Dino Velvet
01-13-2012, 06:25 AM
^^^^^Are you kidding? If I start the list now, I may be done in 2 weeks.

I don't know about any list. I assumed Jericho didn't like those folks either.

Meet The Black Panther Leader Who wants to KILL CRACKER BABIES - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p50qHzC01E0)

Impossible to defend ^^^^^

MdR Dave
01-13-2012, 08:30 AM
I faced RICO charges in the 90s. I'm sticking to misdemeanors these days.

Jericho
01-13-2012, 08:59 AM
I assumed Jericho didn't like those folks either.



Which folks, the ones in the video?
I'm in favour of slow hanging anyone who wants to murder babies. :shrug

BluegrassCat
01-13-2012, 09:07 AM
I illegally wiretapped American citizens' phones and illegally tortured hundreds of people, innocent and guilty alike. And I got away with it too!

Dino Velvet
01-13-2012, 09:10 AM
Which folks, the ones in the video?
I'm in favour of slow hanging anyone who wants to murder babies. :shrug

Good man.:cheers:

Quiet Reflections
01-13-2012, 09:23 AM
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

AlwaysAda
01-13-2012, 09:33 AM
Where do i start the list.. geez...

russtafa
01-13-2012, 10:25 AM
Only while i was working on the door of night clubs

BiBoyinBeantown
01-13-2012, 10:27 AM
Went through the "12 items or fewer" supermarket lane with 14 items.

hippifried
01-13-2012, 10:29 AM
No comment!

(on advice from counsel)

runningdownthatdream
01-13-2012, 10:34 AM
I know more lawbreakers than law-abiders....................personally I've been accused of:

Assault
Assault with a weapon
Aggravated Assault
Weapons Dangerous
Robbery (over 500,000)

.................but I'm innocent and reformed now........................

Prospero
01-13-2012, 11:52 AM
if any of that is true, and not just another of your fucking insane fantasies, you ought to hang your head in shame, instead of being on here bragging about it.
Jericho - I was going to post something similar about Erica's claims. She really is a tawdry human with her plans to beat up genetic girls in a bare knuckles cage fight just the latest of her repulsive activities.

Mid you, her political misdeeds don't surprise me. The republicans did this on a grand scale when they illegally stole the election which put Bush in power the first time.


My illegalities are much more minor.
Sex in public.
Sex in a cathedral.
Drugs.
Theft (but I was so ashamed I snuck the stolen thing back to the shop the next day)
Consorting with political dissidents (in countries where such activity would lead to their imprisonment and my deportation or worse)
Vandalism (as a teenager)
I voted Tory once!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brandi Boots
01-13-2012, 03:43 PM
I once got a blowjob from a police officer through the window of his police car. Only by the grace of my 6in heels was I tall enough to make it work.

RallyCola
01-13-2012, 03:49 PM
I once got a blowjob from a police officer through the window of his police car. Only by the grace of my 6in heels was I tall enough to make it work.

WOW. that cop had balls!

Prospero
01-13-2012, 06:47 PM
WOW. that cop had balls!

and so does Brandi.....

FreddieGomez
01-13-2012, 06:56 PM
this is all in my past for me.

needsum
01-13-2012, 08:11 PM
So what things have you done illegaly lately?

Daily occurance for me. I'm so hot for Natasha that every day my mind comes up with more and more things to do with her that would make Dino blush--thats GOTTA be some illegal shit right there..... ;)

Dino Velvet
01-13-2012, 08:19 PM
Daily occurance for me. I'm so hot for Natasha that every day my mind comes up with more and more things to do with her that would make Dino blush--thats GOTTA be some illegal shit right there..... ;)

You guys make me out to be Nero in here. I'm a good citizen of America. I pay my taxes and provide for others always with a smile.

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needsum
01-13-2012, 08:22 PM
hey, I LIKED Nero! :)

Dino Velvet
01-13-2012, 08:23 PM
hey, I LIKED Nero! :)

Then I'll take it as a compliment.:cheers: