If The Last People On Earth Were You And The Taliban...

[Dino Velvet]

... Would you join The Taliban? I guess I would. I actually almost understand anyway 'cept for the Allah stuff.

[Prospero]

They'd make you memorise the Koran from start to finish before you got any privileges. And it is a dull read, believe me.

[Faldur]

I'd be safe, I know there kryptonite..

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[Yvonne183]

I'm prepared for anything. But I think it doesn't matter who is in control, I'll still hide, either in plain sight in the city or in the woods. People don't even notice me, it's like I don't even exist.

http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu258/LilyaveA/ag72-20.jpg

[robertlouis]

I'm prepared for anything. But I think it doesn't matter who is in control, I'll still hide, either in plain sight in the city or in the woods.

http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu258/LilyaveA/ag72-20.jpg


Fetching pic there, Yvonne. Gives you a mysterious silent-movie siren sort of vibe.

Hey, did you guys know that Stan Freeberg sang a song about the Taliban way back in the 50s? Key line " Hey Mr Taliban tally me bananas....."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PBO7YE7vjE

[Dino Velvet]

Fetching pic there, Yvonne. Gives you a mysterious silent-movie sort of vibe.

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[Yvonne183]

Thanks Robert and Dino but I was trying for muslim.

http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu258/LilyaveA/ag72-43.jpg

[Dino Velvet]

Thanks Robert and Dino but I was trying for muslim.

http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu258/LilyaveA/ag72-43.jpg

Bring back the Crazy Cajun lady this instant!

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http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/Southerncomfort.jpg

[robertlouis]

Thanks Robert and Dino but I was trying for muslim.

http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu258/LilyaveA/ag72-43.jpg


A blonde, blue-eyed muslim, right? They might spot you, I think.

BTW, has anyone told you that you have beautiful eyes?

[robertlouis]

Bring back the Crazy Cajun lady this instant!

http://ionlywatch18s.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/brionjameszx6.jpg

http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/Southerncomfort.jpg

Ah, Southern Comfort, a very underrated movie, usually unfairly compared to Deliverance. It brilliantly internalises the whole debate about Vietnam from the early 70s and sustains the metaphor throughout without banging you on the head about it. Recommended.

[Dino Velvet]

Ah, Southern Comfort, a very underrated movie, usually unfairly compared to Deliverance. It brilliantly internalises the whole debate about Vietnam from the early 70s and sustains the metaphor throughout without banging you on the head about it. Recommended.

Thank you for seeing that. Good, huh? Always like Powers Boothe. He stole Pacino's thunder in Cruising.

Evidence

Cruising with Al Pacino- Scarf Choice - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ok_SM-aSb4)

[Yvonne183]

A blonde, blue-eyed muslim, right? They might spot you, I think.

BTW, has anyone told you that you have beautiful eyes?

I got my eyes when I worked as a body snatcher...lol Get it

I saw that movie, Cajuns aren't like that, we are kind and always out for a good time,, typical stereotyping by Hollywood. Well maybe to strangers we might ,,,,

Blond blue eye muslims come from northern Egypt,, well somewhere in the north

[Dino Velvet]

I got my eyes when I worked as a body snatcher...lol Get it

I saw that movie, Cajuns aren't like that, we are kind and always out for a good time,, typical stereotyping by Hollywood. Well maybe to strangers we might ,,,,

Blond blue eye muslims come from northern Egypt,, well somewhere in the north

I live right near Hollywood. The popcorn was very buttery and the soda pop had plenty o fizz. Good times.

[robertlouis]

I got my eyes when I worked as a body snatcher...lol Get it

Blond blue eye muslims come from northern Egypt,, well somewhere in the north

Norway?

[russtafa]

Thanks Robert and Dino but I was trying for muslim.

http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu258/LilyaveA/ag72-43.jpg
no way you would have to coat your self in grease and oil to pass and spit all the time

[Dino Velvet]

Norway?

Santa's a Turk?

[robertlouis]

Santa's a Turk?

Yep, and those reindeer are all virgins. You'll work it out Dino, you're smart.

[Dino Velvet]

Yep, and those reindeer are all virgins. You'll work it out Dino, you're smart.

Reindeer are to Santa what sheep are to...

I've cued you up, friend. Bash away.

[Prospero]

He must still be asleep, Dino.... all that sheep shagging
and let me say Yvonne that I would be sorely tempted to convert to islam if all the veiled ladies looked as cute as you do in a Hijab.

[Dino Velvet]

He must still be asleep, Dino.... all that sheep shagging
and let me say Yvonne that I would be sorely tempted to convert to islam if all the veiled ladies looked as cute as you do in a Hijab.

Put his people in while he's asleep. Just tiptoe past him and go down the hallway.

That's some glory hole Yvonne has on.

http://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu258/LilyaveA/ag72-43.jpg

[robertlouis]

He must still be asleep, Dino.... all that sheep shagging
and let me say Yvonne that I would be sorely tempted to convert to islam if all the veiled ladies looked as cute as you do in a Hijab.

I was, ahem, counting sheep while I was asleep. But what do you think the Taliban do for sex anyway, although it's mostly goats.

Something they obviously inherited from the Greeks way back in Alexander's time.....

[Prospero]

You've got to wonder about the taliban

[Quiet Reflections]

It depends. If im in America and they are still in the middle east I like my odds of going it alone. However if I'm over there I'm going to have to join up because I think supplies might be hard to come by in a place that was already quite shitty when there were other people on earth. If they are here it depends if they are american taliban or imports. If they are from here then I would join up and try to take over. If they are imports I would employ guerrilla warfare and pick them off one by one

[trish]

I would just tell them the Good News. You know, that the Angel Moroni appeared to Joe Smith and showed him where to dig up the Gold Tablets just outside Palmyra, NY from which Joe translated and dictated the Book of Mormon by peering into a hat containing a magic stone in the proximity of the Golden Plates. Once the Taliban hear the Great News and learn that they can have more than one wife right here on Earth and yet still ban everyday enjoyments like tea, coffee and coca-cola, I'm sure they'll convert and make me their prophet.

[Faldur]

Your forgetting the best part, magic underwear..

http://1857massacre.com/MMM/Images/undrwrmo-couple.jpg

[Dino Velvet]

I was, ahem, counting sheep while I was asleep. But what do you think the Taliban do for sex anyway, although it's mostly goats.

Something they obviously inherited from the Greeks way back in Alexander's time.....

The only sheep counting you were doing were your loving strokes into its funhole. I've learned much about others fancy for sheep shagging.

There is a reason greasy buttsex is considered Greek. I fuck the tits.

[hippifried]

I would just tell them the Good News. You know, that the Angel Moroni appeared to Joe Smith and showed him where to dig up the Gold Tablets just outside Palmyra, NY from which Joe translated and dictated the Book of Mormon by peering into a hat containing a magic stone in the proximity of the Golden Plates. Once the Taliban hear the Great News and learn that they can have more than one wife right here on Earth and yet still ban everyday enjoyments like tea, coffee and coca-cola, I'm sure they'll convert and make me their prophet.
To profit from being a prophet, you might need to recruit the sub-angels Spaghetti & Lasagna to help out the angel Macaroni in refashioning some gold lame tablets. I'm sure your converts (including Dino) would also be interested in the exploits of Bring-em Young & his 48 some odd sister wives.

Whether or not them Talibans jump at the opportunuity for real worship, let me wish you the best of luck in organizing your permanent orgy. Dibs on seconds.

[Dino Velvet]

I'm sure your converts (including Dino) would also be interested in the exploits of Bring-em Young & his 48 some odd sister wives.


Hippi, don't forget the weed. You're right about the other stuff. They have poppy too. You coming?

[fred41]

I would just tell them the Good News. You know, that the Angel Moroni appeared to Joe Smith and showed him where to dig up the Gold Tablets just outside Palmyra, NY from which Joe translated and dictated the Book of Mormon by peering into a hat containing a magic stone in the proximity of the Golden Plates. Once the Taliban hear the Great News and learn that they can have more than one wife right here on Earth and yet still ban everyday enjoyments like tea, coffee and coca-cola, I'm sure they'll convert and make me their prophet.

I'm not sure we can get the two sides to see eye to eye. I have the feeling that the old boys club of Mormons has a taste for under age girls....whereas the fun loving folks at the Taliban have a craving for under age boys.