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Dino Velvet
01-05-2012, 09:03 PM
Marduk- Panzer Division Marduk video clip - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG0x-AdEXjs)

http://www.panzerphotos.com/pictures/00030.jpg

Faldur
01-05-2012, 09:30 PM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kow94tSUOg1qzedoto1_400.jpg

Dino Velvet
01-05-2012, 09:44 PM
Everybody likes boobs. This is the Master Rack.:Bowdown:

irvin66
01-05-2012, 10:30 PM
Achtung Panzer! :rock2

Yvonne183
01-05-2012, 11:45 PM
What is a "post panzer division"? Is there a "pre panzer division"?

Ilsa is my sister, she's my hero.

Dino Velvet
01-05-2012, 11:54 PM
I made it. Russia is gonna be a piece of cake now. Just go forward. Hope for best. No concern. Just obey. Wait...What was that? Heilige Scheiße!

http://englishrussia.com/images/18/1.jpg

Yvonne183
01-06-2012, 12:00 AM
I made it. Russia is gonna be a piece of cake now. Just go forward. Hope for best. No concern. Just obey. Wait...What was that? Heilige Scheiße!

http://englishrussia.com/images/18/1.jpg

Is this guy a sailor? What's he doing with the Panzers,, put him back in his canoe.

Yvonne183
01-06-2012, 12:01 AM
My mistake,, he's a Russian,, I didn't look close enough.

Dino Velvet
01-06-2012, 12:02 AM
Is this guy a sailor? What's he doing with the Panzers,, put him back in his canoe.

He's good if you never see the gleam of his scope. You are a bowling pin and he is Fred Flinstone.

Dino Velvet
01-06-2012, 12:04 AM
My mistake,, he's a Russian,, I didn't look close enough.

Didn't notice human flesh sticking between his teeth? Not too much Jack In The Box in the deep icy Hell.

Yvonne183
01-06-2012, 12:07 AM
Didn't notice human flesh sticking between his teeth? Not too much Jack In The Box in the deep icy Hell.

He looked very cold and other cold people's like the Swedes don't have that nasty look, only German's and Russians pull off that nasty look.

Also his hat is Russian navy.

Dino Velvet
01-06-2012, 12:21 AM
He looked very cold and other cold people's like the Swedes don't have that nasty look, only German's and Russians pull off that nasty look.

Also his hat is Russian navy.

They let you have books now? Every book on the wall is a demon grabbing you. Vulnerable.

Guns > Books

ed_jaxon
01-06-2012, 12:41 AM
Congrats on 10,000 mein herr.

Yvonne183
01-06-2012, 12:45 AM
They let you have books now? Every book on the wall is a demon grabbing you. Vulnerable.

Guns > Books

Ha ha ha,, you might be mistaken, I am the demon. A blue eyed demon.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMldPPmmL9c

Dino Velvet
01-06-2012, 12:49 AM
Ha ha ha,, you might be mistaken, I am the demon. A blue eyed demon.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMldPPmmL9c

If you are a demon then I sign your paycheck.

Viking Crown - Contemplating The Pitch Black - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUug6ZA0MpU)

NatashaLover
01-06-2012, 03:02 AM
Congrats Dino!!!!! I salute you!

I Love Tanks!!!! But my favorite is the Russian T-34

Dino Velvet
01-06-2012, 03:21 AM
But my favorite is the Russian T-34

Would you bottom for one?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/Char_T-34.jpg/800px-Char_T-34.jpg

Erika1487
01-06-2012, 03:28 AM
Marduk- Panzer Division Marduk video clip - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG0x-AdEXjs)

http://www.panzerphotos.com/pictures/00030.jpg

Dino my friend :cheers: here is to 10,000 more ;)

NatashaLover
01-06-2012, 04:25 AM
Would you bottom for one?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/Char_T-34.jpg/800px-Char_T-34.jpg
Fuck Yeah!!!!

Ineeda SM
01-06-2012, 04:56 AM
Would you bottom for one?


I'm guessing that would fucking hurt.

Besides, I would be worried that you were in the tank with your hand on the trigger, you sick bastard.:)

Dino Velvet
01-06-2012, 06:42 AM
Fuck Yeah!!!!

Good call using a plug so I don't stretch you out too much.:fuckin:

Dino Velvet
01-06-2012, 06:44 AM
I'm guessing that would fucking hurt.

Besides, I would be worried that you were in the tank with your hand on the trigger, you sick bastard.:)

If Stalin spit in your asshole it would slide right in. Uncle Joe(Creator) is the Father, Chikatilo(Martyr) the Son, Boris Yeltsin(just dead/still drunk/wanting pizza) the Holy Ghost.

Song is like looking into the mirror. Today Wednesday?

Spitting In Infinity's Asshole - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2zdR5uQ6sI)

Steve-Oh
01-06-2012, 06:54 AM
Congrats, Dino, you shemale-forum-posting-beast!

Here's some more panzer shit to help you celebrate!!

Dino Velvet
01-06-2012, 06:56 AM
Congrats, Dino, you shemale-forum-posting-beast!

Here's some more panzer shit to help you celebrate!!

I'm more results based. Any of that?

russtafa
01-06-2012, 06:57 AM
Putin is a nazi or so a lot of Russians say

Dino Velvet
01-06-2012, 07:02 AM
Putin is a nazi or so a lot of Russians say

He's just more efficient than most Russians. People who are lazy need the stick.

Nothing to see here.

Jericho
01-06-2012, 07:09 AM
congratulations....ya cunt!

Dino Velvet
01-06-2012, 07:18 AM
congratulations....ya cunt!

You guys use the Metric System so "cunt" is a compliment.

Back at 'ya, kilocunt.:cheers:

irvin66
01-06-2012, 04:10 PM
Congratulations! Grüße aus der großen Deutschlands! By the way, I think the man in the picture was the great Soviet hero Vasily Grigoryevich Zaytsev! :Bowdown:
He was a Soviet sniper during WWII, notable particularly for his activities between November 10 and December 17, 1942, during the Battle of Salingrad. He killed 225 soldiers and officers of the Wehrmacht and Waffen-http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/39/Schutzstaffel_SS_SVG1.1.svg/16px-Schutzstaffel_SS_SVG1.1.svg.png (Schutz-Staffel) , including 11 enemy snipers.

needsum
01-06-2012, 07:25 PM
Fuck Yeah!!!!

thats quite a coincidence, Natasha, because I often refer to my "member" as a T-34..... ;) :fuckin:

Yvonne183
01-06-2012, 09:39 PM
Congratulations! Grüße aus der großen Deutschlands! By the way, I think the man in the picture was the great Soviet hero Vasily Grigoryevich Zaytsev! :Bowdown:
He was a Soviet sniper during WWII, notable particularly for his activities between November 10 and December 17, 1942, during the Battle of Salingrad. He killed 225 soldiers and officers of the Wehrmacht and Waffen-http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/39/Schutzstaffel_SS_SVG1.1.svg/16px-Schutzstaffel_SS_SVG1.1.svg.png (Schutz-Staffel) , including 11 enemy snipers.

Oh my, he looks like a baby face serial killer.

Dino Velvet
01-06-2012, 09:46 PM
Achtung Panzer! :rock2

Fiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrre!!!!!!


You know what we need in here? More Norwegians. I think you guys are awesome!:Bowdown:

Invite me to your icy Hell and I will bring fire from America as a gift. Respect.:cheers:

BURZUM - Jesu Død (video) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c-ArtilaV4)

http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bilde5.jpg http://www.burzum.com/burzum/biography/images/fantoft2.jpg

http://wallpapersnova.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Norway-Flag-wallpapers-1920x1200.jpg

Yvonne183
01-06-2012, 09:48 PM
We need more Laplanders too.

Dino Velvet
01-06-2012, 10:01 PM
We need more Laplanders too.

How about a lap dance, Yvonne? You would know how to give me one tailored for my specific eccentricities. Ying/Yang Life/Death Lives/Dies

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9d60b6JTl1qdm601o1_500.jpg

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt1ioj9O8u1qzpdnho1_500.png

Yvonne183
01-06-2012, 10:06 PM
You are evil,,, evil I tell you. I can do evil lap dance.http://farm1.staticflickr.com/29/58716939_db1a393775.jpg

PS- I think I set myself up with the LAPlander thing.

NatashaLover
01-06-2012, 10:40 PM
Putin is my Lover.

NatashaLover
01-06-2012, 10:42 PM
thats quite a coincidence, Natasha, because I often refer to my "member" as a T-34..... ;) :fuckin:
Ohh really? Does it fires the same kind of shell?

Dino Velvet
01-06-2012, 10:45 PM
Putin is my Lover.

I'm happy to be a Russian too. Better than Yeltsin, no?:cheers:

http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Vladimir-Putin-s-Gymnast-Girlfriend-Underage-When-they-First-Met-16415.jpg

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111017010829/deadliestjokes/images/b/b0/Political-pictures-vladimir-putin-russia-president-assassinates-you.jpg

http://johnfenzel.typepad.com/john_fenzels_blog/images/2007/05/22/litvinenko_death.jpg

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_02/PutinMOS1503_228x366.jpg

NatashaLover
01-06-2012, 10:49 PM
Thanks for those pictures Mr Velvet! :)
Я горд быть русским языком также

needsum
01-06-2012, 10:52 PM
Ohh really? Does it fires the same kind of shell?

armor piercing, full force, incendiary, guaranteed to leave a giant gaping hole wherever it lands........ :fuckin:

Nikka
01-06-2012, 10:58 PM
is today?

Nikka
01-06-2012, 11:02 PM
congratz

NatashaLover
01-06-2012, 11:03 PM
armor piercing, full force, incendiary, guaranteed to leave a giant gaping hole wherever it lands........ :fuckin:
do you think it can pierce my hull rear 45 mm armor? Or should I turn my turret and fire my amunition? :dancing::party:

Dino Velvet
01-06-2012, 11:21 PM
Thanks for those pictures Mr Velvet! :)
Я горд быть русским языком также

I'm coming to Vegas with a sack. Be my wife. You get my grandmother's ring as I court you the way my grandfather did her. I am romantic in a certain way.

Dino Velvet
01-06-2012, 11:22 PM
congratz

It's an honor you showing up. Thank you. This is your song. You go everywhere. You are everywhere!:rock2

Slayer - Evil Has No Boundaries - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W5v77dASGw)

irvin66
01-07-2012, 02:12 AM
Fiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrre!!!!!!


You know what we need in here? More Norwegians. I think you guys are awesome!:Bowdown:

Invite me to your icy Hell and I will bring fire from America as a gift. Respect.:cheers:

BURZUM - Jesu Død (video) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c-ArtilaV4)

http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bilde5.jpg http://www.burzum.com/burzum/biography/images/fantoft2.jpg

http://wallpapersnova.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Norway-Flag-wallpapers-1920x1200.jpg

Thanks man! Yes we are the real Vikings!:cheers:

irvin66
01-07-2012, 02:24 AM
I personally like more Viking metal plus Dimmu Borgir! And RAMMSTEIN!!
:cheers::rock2:rock2:rock2:rock2:rock2
http://www.youtube.com/artist/Enslaved?feature=watch_video_title

Dino Velvet
01-07-2012, 02:44 AM
I personally like more Viking metal plus Dimmu Borgir! And RAMMSTEIN!!
:cheers::rock2:rock2:rock2:rock2:rock2
http://www.youtube.com/artist/Enslaved?feature=watch_video_title

You and me are gonna be friends.:cheers:

Much for Goose-Stepping and Sushi?

Rammstein - Reise Reise from Volkerball - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wBH6HXidO4)

Rammstein - Mein Teil live in japan - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0gLBBO8Hh0)

Dino Velvet
01-07-2012, 03:41 AM
Thanks man! Yes we are the real Vikings!:cheers:

I'm proud my people were raped by Vikings instead of Mongols. My crazy Russian grandfather boasted about that constantly to impress dinner guests.:cheers:

We're the real Cossacks.:cheers:

postopadmirer
01-07-2012, 03:47 AM
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Dino Velvet
01-07-2012, 03:50 AM
Maybe going too far now...

Satanic Warmaster My Dreams Of Hitler - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5E7Wh8pbEA)

NatashaLover
01-07-2012, 05:46 AM
Dino, may I have $38,000, I saw a T-34 for sale. please pleaseeee, I am going to add it to my wish list! LOL

Dino Velvet
01-07-2012, 05:57 AM
Dino, may I have $38,000, I saw a T-34 for sale. please pleaseeee, I am going to add it to my wish list! LOL

What about our Kalashnikov Wedding? You're already late so let's not be ridiculous. What would nascency think?

Imagine the fights not only with Russians from 2 camps but also the other Serbs and Puerto Ricans trying to figure each other out. Lots of passion from both of our pedigrees.

You'll get your tank as an Anniversary Present.

http://www.popmatters.com/images/news_art/n/natural-born-killers-sp2.jpg