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Dino Velvet
12-23-2011, 11:13 PM
Honor the Birthday of Jesus any way you like. He was a cool guy who wouldn't mind anyway. So great to have a Messiah that looks like a stoner. Enjoy your dinners and raiding the fridge at Midnight too.

http://www.evangelicalright.com/jesus%20coming%20hide%20bong%20large.jpg

Dethklok Christmas special - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poAeyHRtPik)

Mayrah
12-23-2011, 11:46 PM
http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/105000/105237_Spongebob_X_mas.jpg

Erika1487
12-24-2011, 12:57 AM
I plan on opening a new bottle of....

Ineeda SM
12-24-2011, 04:16 AM
Honor the Birthday of Jesus any way you like. He was a cool guy who wouldn't mind anyway. So great to have a Messiah that looks like a stoner. Enjoy your dinners and raiding the fridge at Midnight too.

Happy holidays Dino my friend. I hope you have a great time and get lots of nice hot stuff. Tomorrow morning, I am heading to CT to spend the holidays with "little D". I will pass on your hugs and kisses to her. I plan on getting a lot of "hot x-mas stuff" of my own, and to bring in the New Year with a major bang, or a few major bangs. LOL

Take care buddy. Enjoy the season.

Dino Velvet
12-24-2011, 05:35 AM
http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/105000/105237_Spongebob_X_mas.jpg


I plan on opening a new bottle of....


Happy holidays Dino my friend. I hope you have a great time and get lots of nice hot stuff. Tomorrow morning, I am heading to CT to spend the holidays with "little D". I will pass on your hugs and kisses to her. I plan on getting a lot of "hot x-mas stuff" of my own, and to bring in the New Year with a major bang, or a few major bangs. LOL

Take care buddy. Enjoy the season.

Happy Holidays to you, Ineeda. I've cut a lot of family off in 2011 so I'm not expecting too many presents. I do have money left over from not sending them any either. Throw Little D a real greasy one from Big D, will 'ya?

And the Merriest of Christmases to Mayrah and Erika too. Hope you ladies enjoy having/avoiding Christmas with your families as well. We'll all be venting in here some time or another.:cheers:

Ineeda SM
12-24-2011, 05:49 AM
Happy Holidays to you, Ineeda. I've cut a lot of family off in 2011 so I'm not expecting too many presents. I do have money left over from not sending them any either. Throw Little D a real greasy one from Big D, will 'ya?. :cheers:

I think I already know what you will do with the extra cash. LOL

I will pass on your greasy one in my best "Dino style" as possible.

At 11:59 Eastern time (8:59 PM Pacific time) on New Years eve, light up a dubbie with me. Then we can do it again exactly 3 hours later to bring in your New Year. Are ya up for the coast meets coast New Years tokin' party?

Dino Velvet
12-24-2011, 05:57 AM
I think I already know what you will do with the extra cash. LOL

I will pass on your greasy one in my best "Dino style" as possible.

At 11:59 Eastern time (8:59 PM Pacific time) on New Years eve, light up a dubbie with me. Then we can do it again exactly 3 hours later to bring in your New Year. Are ya up for the coast meets coast New Years tokin' party?

Don't forget to make it greasy. She'll always remember.

I'll make sure to knock down enough extra bong hits to reign the New Year in to the entire Eastern Seaboard. I won't disappoint.:smoking

onmyknees
12-24-2011, 06:04 AM
Dino....on the run here or else would say something more profound. But for now....As Ten Bears said to John Dunbar ( Dances with Wolves) "Let us smoke awhile".

Ineeda SM
12-24-2011, 06:07 AM
Don't forget to make it greasy. She'll always remember.

Super greasy. Trust me.....she won't forget it.


I'll make sure to knock down enough extra bong hits to reign the New Year in to the entire Eastern Seaboard. I won't disappoint.:smoking

I never doubted you comrade.

Dino Velvet
12-24-2011, 06:10 AM
Dino....on the run here or else would say something more profound. But for now....As Ten Bears said to John Dunbar ( Dances with Wolves) "Let us smoke awhile".

I'll light one up for you that will compete with the flames coming from a Harley. Merry Christmas.:cheers:

I have a new Peacemaker in the house that's 9mm thick. If I can't calm someone down with what I put in it I'll whack them over the head with it.

NatashaLover
12-24-2011, 06:12 AM
Merry Xmas to you too mr Dino! :)

Dino Velvet
12-24-2011, 06:14 AM
Merry Xmas to you too mr Dino! :)

You too, hot stuff. Really glad you're back in here. I missed you tons.

KimberlyBanxxx
12-24-2011, 05:43 PM
merry christmas fellas :*

Bobby Domino
12-24-2011, 07:34 PM
Merry Christmas, Dino. Enjoy all the holiday gore!!!!

Dino Velvet
12-24-2011, 10:46 PM
merry christmas fellas :*

You too, sweetheart. Hope you have a very special one.


Merry Christmas, Dino. Enjoy all the holiday gore!!!!

Back at 'ya, buddy. I will definitely enjoy the Holiday Gore possibly manufacturing a little of my own.

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/santa_claus_by_aspius.jpg

Dino Velvet
12-26-2011, 02:04 AM
Definitely having fun breaking in Godzilla, my new fire breathing dragon.:smoking

Bongzilla - 666lb. Bongsession - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xftx2MUT87A)

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Breathing-nuclear-fire-godzilla-176982_550_381.jpg

Solitary Brother
12-26-2011, 02:33 AM
Why do jews hate jesus so?
After all he was your greatest creation.......

doctor screw
12-26-2011, 04:28 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrCoh9sQ28k