i think Dino_velvet is Santa Claus

[tsadriana]

You?:dancing:
http://www.santa.net/santa-claus-pictures/santa-claus-swim.jpg

[MdR Dave]

Different kind of chimney, darling. And instead of red I picture him in black and blue, for some reason.. .or maybe brown!

[Ineeda SM]

Well we all know what is in his pipe, Mrs. Claus has a dick, and the Elves are all midget women wrestlers.

[tsadriana]

Well we all know what is in his pipe, Mrs. Claus has a dick, and the Elves are all midget women wrestlers.

hahahahah .waits for Mister Custard to heare his desires:party:

[Ineeda SM]

If you were naughty, he poops in your stocking.

[tsadriana]

If you were naughty, he poops in your stocking.
Trust me he popped everywhere thats why all say his custard taste good:party:

[Ineeda SM]

He only gives you his custard if you were good......very good.

[tsadriana]

He only gives you his custard if you were good......very good.
I am a very good girl,i say my prayers everynight {bleah,bleah},and i go to church every sunday hahahahahahah

[NatashaLover]

Dino, do you need help?

[russtafa]

Dino, do you need help?if you are a good girl and sit on his knee he will give you a present

[tsadriana]

if you are a good girl and sit on his knee he will give you a present
Some custard more like it:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff hahahah

[Tiffany Starr]

is that why he told me to sit on his lap?

[Ineeda SM]

I am a very good girl,i say my prayers everynight {bleah,bleah},and i go to church every sunday hahahahahahah

Yeah yeah yeah, you go TO the church, then keep driving on to the pub.:):whistle:

[Dino Velvet]

You fuckers! I just saw this! Ha-Ha!:cheers:

I think after Thanksgiving I'm too fat to go down a chimney but I will clean the pipes of all you good girls out there.:fuckin:

[tsadriana]

You fuckers! I just saw this! Ha-Ha!:cheers:

I think after Thanksgiving I'm too fat to go down a chimney but I will clean the pipes of all you good girls out there.:fuckin:
My pipe needs fixed.hahahah:jerkoff

[tsadriana]

Santa Dino Claus hahahahahah

[trish]

i think Dino_velvet is Santa Claus

Damn it! It all makes sense now!
That's why his custard tastes like nutmeg.

[Dino Velvet]

i think Dino_velvet is Santa Claus

Damn it! It all makes sense now!
That's why his custard tastes like nutmeg.

I'll be drinking some Knob Creek right before I see you. You'll appreciate the difference.:jerkoff

[Ineeda SM]

Santa Dino Claus hahahahahah

How about Santa Velvet?

[Dino Velvet]

How about Santa Velvet?

All good girls get a faceful of egg nog after I hand out the presents. Still less wrong me being Santa than Ineeda walking through someone's home while people sleep.

[Ineeda SM]

All good girls get a faceful of egg nog after I hand out the presents. Still less wrong me being Santa than Ineeda walking through someone's home while people sleep.

That may be true. I always carry my little camera with me. I take pics of my dick next to someones face while they sleep.

[Dino Velvet]

That may be true. I always carry my little camera with me. I take pics of my dick next to someones face while they sleep.

As Santa, I just go in the girls' rooms. You go to everyone's.

[Ineeda SM]

As Santa, I just go in the girls' rooms. You go to everyone's.

Yes I do! And sometimes it pays off.

[Dino Velvet]

Yes I do! And sometimes it pays off.

But you're the type of Santa who believes it is better to receive than to give. Your beard must be a caked-on mess.

[Ineeda SM]

But you're the type of Santa who believes it is better to receive than to give.

Ahhhhh but I like to do both equally. Everyone should be a Santa and fuck each other all year long. You know! Spread the cum around.

[Dino Velvet]

Ahhhhh but I like to do both equally. Everyone should be a Santa and fuck each other all year long. You know! Spread the cum around.

I'm sure you have the healthiest prostate in The Keystone State.:pumped:

[Ineeda SM]

I'm sure you have the healthiest prostate in The Keystone State.:pumped:

Well....it does soak in a lot of protein, and gets massaged a lot.

[Dino Velvet]

I just threw up DiGiorno Pepperoni Pizza. Tastes as good as delivery the second time too.:cheers:

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/07/19/21/02/0007192102529_500X500.jpg

[Ineeda SM]

I just threw up DiGiorno Pepperoni Pizza. Tastes as good as delivery the second time too.:cheers:

LMAO!!! But did it taste as good coming up as it did going down?