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Dino Velvet
11-15-2011, 03:17 AM
... which is loaded with explosive material and semen, does she get pregnant if she forgot to wear panties that day? I'd be willing to be a father if this were the case. She loses a leg but gains an embryo. Seems fairly sound.

http://www.npaid.org/filestore/Danger-Mines-Sign-by-entran.jpg?size=300x0&quality=75http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B6J6nGs6VwA/Sa1K-NpI_XI/AAAAAAAAQ_E/yYW0aKn3FEs/s400/LaROK+Rock+and+Rolled+mini+skirt+at+shopbopcom.jpg
Helvis2012
11-15-2011, 03:24 AM
It just might be possible...
Dino Velvet
11-15-2011, 03:28 AM
It just might be possible...

Serbian Turkey Baster
Helvis2012
11-15-2011, 03:30 AM
Serbian Turkey Baster


I've seen the footage...devastating.
Dino Velvet
11-15-2011, 03:32 AM
I've seen the footage...devastating.

Sometimes hard to do multiplication without a little subtraction.
Helvis2012
11-15-2011, 03:38 AM
Sometimes hard to do multiplication without a little subtraction.



You make a good point.
Dino Velvet
11-15-2011, 03:48 AM
About to begin a landscaping/engineering/romance project. My grandfather threw a sack over my grandmother and this is my method of courtship. Upping my game so while the old man burns he's also smiling proudly looking upwards.

Mine almost look like Christmas presents too. Can't resist Nordstrom's. Know your enemy.

http://www.slowtrav.com/blog/palma/Empty%20paint%20cans.jpg http://www.alltackle.com/american_fishing_wire_bleeding_leader.jpg