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Dino Velvet
11-13-2011, 12:48 AM
Furley got me through Elementary School but Klaus gave me a real education. Pay me on time or things get creepy.

US-Trailer 'Crawlspace' - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__ySsCuZPMM)

A Tribute to Klaus Kinski/Crawlspace - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpBlZ_RHcDk)

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/05/20/f609793509a0d85db1074110.L.jpg

http://cheekandbluster.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/klauskinskiwernerherzog.jpg

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lntwwevdu81qfykhpo1_500.jpg

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BellaBellucci
11-13-2011, 12:50 AM
I'll see your Kinski and raise you a Kritski.

The Super (1991) - Trailer - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmaXx-8WTw4&feature=player_detailpage)

The Super , Joe Pesci - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNG-xrnaSE4)

~BB~
Dino Velvet
11-13-2011, 01:06 AM
Pesci is small enough to crawl through a window but Kinski glides through it after being invited through trickery sometimes carrying a wrench so he can fix the toilet.

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/nosferatubat.jpg

http://philiplambwatercolors.com/Images/Paintings/0006_Monkey_wrench.jpg
BellaBellucci
11-13-2011, 01:07 AM
Cleveland - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEbnc73ItCE)

~BB~
Dino Velvet
11-13-2011, 01:10 AM
Cleveland - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEbnc73ItCE)

~BB~

Willie Escalade has income property too? He'll rig the bathroom with cameras.
CORVETTEDUDE
11-13-2011, 01:12 AM
You're my buddy but....you're such a wingnut!!!:party::hide-1::whistle:
Dino Velvet
11-13-2011, 01:24 AM
You're my buddy but....you're such a wingnut!!!:party::hide-1::whistle:

At least I'm not called a Right Wing Nut like usual. I swear I'm a Moderate.
Odelay
11-13-2011, 02:10 AM
Willie Escalade has income property too? He'll rig the bathroom with cameras.

I would rent from Willie. You never know who he might have on his arm when he comes to collect the rent check. And that would be worth a late fee. :wiggle:
Dino Velvet
11-13-2011, 02:12 AM
I would rent from Willie.

Willie also puts pants on when he goes to ask for the rent.

I pray to Jesus Willie doesn't see this thread.
BellaBellucci
11-13-2011, 02:13 AM
I wish one of you guys would rent to me. I pay way too much to stay where I am because my credit is trashed, and I make OK money considering how little I actually work right now, but it all goes to my landlord. :(

~BB~
Dino Velvet
11-13-2011, 02:16 AM
I wish one of you guys would rent to me. I pay way too much to stay where I am because my credit is trashed, and I make OK money considering how little I actually work right now, but it all goes to my landlord. :(

~BB~

I don't have any vacancies but if I did you could pay me in Bellas instead of Dollars. Your value rises by the day. Your brown eye is worth more than any bar of gold.
BellaBellucci
11-13-2011, 02:18 AM
I don't have any vacancies but if I did you could pay me in Bellas instead of Dollars. Your value raises by the day. Your brown eye is worth more than any bar of gold.

Thanks. It's pretty easy when the bar has been set so low. :lol:

~BB~
Dino Velvet
11-13-2011, 02:41 AM
Thanks. It's pretty easy when the bar has been set so low. :lol:

~BB~

I know a self-deprecator when I see one. Stop it. You know you're hot. If you forget, don't worry, I'll remind you.
BigDF
11-13-2011, 03:20 PM
Pesci is small enough to crawl through a window but Kinski glides through it after being invited through trickery sometimes carrying a wrench so he can fix the toilet.

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/nosferatubat.jpg

http://philiplambwatercolors.com/Images/Paintings/0006_Monkey_wrench.jpgAs a former turd herder (janitor) I'd have to seal off that bathroom as a Hazmat site and call in the pro's at Clean Harbors.:dancing::Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:
Dino Velvet
11-13-2011, 10:41 PM
As a former turd herder (janitor) I'd have to seal off that bathroom as a Hazmat site and call in the pro's at Clean Harbors.:dancing::Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

Dude you know I consider you a good friend and fiend but you must've been the most terrifying janitor ever. Even the brooms and mops kept their knees tightly grasped together when they hear your footsteps coming down the hallway.
mildcigar_2001
11-14-2011, 12:16 AM
Does anyone esle find it hard to believe that Klaus fatherd Nastassja Kinski.
Dino Velvet
11-14-2011, 12:26 AM
Does anyone esle find it hard to believe that Klaus fatherd Nastassja Kinski.

She's pretty nutty too but looks normal standing next to Klaus. Nastassja is known for doing an underage nude scene in Hammer Films' To The Devil A Daughter. I bet Klaus signed the papers without even being asked twice. Then he kicked Herzog in the cunt and drank a Pepsi.