Epic typos

[BellaBellucci]

A craigslist ad under m4t:


Looking for super hot passable granny to have fun with. Maybe we can spoon or fuck. U bottom only. If u do ill relieve some stress from u;) i want u to dominate my cock. Send pics of faces and body including the cock. DD free. Hope to hear from u soon

Is there a g4m category? Eww. :lol:

~BB~

[robertlouis]

A craigslist ad under m4t:



Is there a g4m category? Eww. :lol:

~BB~

This may only chime with UK readers Bella, so apologies.

But was the ad signed by a certain Wayne Rooney, footballer from Manchester United?

[BellaBellucci]

CL is a gold mine for this thread!


looking for a chuck thats down to smoke my blunt and have some fun - m4w - 27

Wrong category, brah. :lol:

http://www.movies-wallpapers.net/Movies/I%20Now%20Pronounce%20You%20Chuck%20And%20Larry/I%20Now%20Pronounce%20You%20Chuck%20And%20Larry-04.jpg

~BB~

[Mayrah]

Like 2 years ago, i was playing a game called world of warcraft and on the server i play on, there are alot of erotic roleplayers and on a evening i was with a friend and we had some erp. The max limit to type in chat is 256 characters, so i made 3 macros where i would type em in and put those 3 on button 1,2,3 and when i would hit these 3 buttons it would paste it in chat immediatly.

Next day i went to team up with a group of 25 people im in and we had to slay a dragon, i was one of the 6 healers and my 1,2,3 buttons are healing spells. so 10 seconds after we started the fight with the dragon i started hitting these buttons but nothing happened and the one who keeps the aggro on him died, turns out i spammed the erp texts in the raid chat and all the other 24 people read it.

I was so emberassed, these people were teasing me in private pms for weeks:p

[Willie Escalade]

Not really a typo, but...:ignore:

CNN Apologizes After Playing NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA Rap for 103 Year Old Lady! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqjEO400lMU)

[Jericho]

I once wrote "Fancy a Duck", When i meant fancy a Fuck"...She thought i was quakers!
That never really happened, but, this one time, at band camp......

[loveboof]

Ever since I discovered Damn you autocorrect, I've been laughing over bad typos every few days. Some of them are hilarious!

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/11508/sexy-things/

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/12363/whats-that-noise/

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/12109/pill-popper/

[Prospero]

Jericho - she thought you wanted to get some oats? Were you doing porridge at the time?

[Bobby Domino]

OMG!!!! What a fuck up. Can you say, "Job opening!!!!"


Not really a typo, but...:ignore:

CNN Apologizes After Playing NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA Rap for 103 Year Old Lady! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqjEO400lMU)

[Bobby Domino]

Fantastic contribution. Those were really funny. Thanks!!!!!


Ever since I discovered Damn you autocorrect, I've been laughing over bad typos every few days. Some of them are hilarious!

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/11508/sexy-things/

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/12363/whats-that-noise/

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/12109/pill-popper/

[Dino Velvet]

Not really a typo, but...:ignore:

CNN Apologizes After Playing NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA Rap for 103 Year Old Lady! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqjEO400lMU)

I think Glenn Beck snuck in to play a trick.

[muh_muh]

you cant beat the classics:
http://bash.org/?5300
<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

oh and also this:
http://damnyouautocorrect.com/8381/close-siblings/

[Dino Velvet]

Bella is a top.

WTF? Talk about a typo. That's libelous!

[BellaBellucci]

WTF? Talk about a typo. That's libelous!

I charge extra for that these days. :fuckin:

I don't need any bottom 'bois' in my personal life though. Sorry guys. Fuck me or fuck off. :lol:

Girls on the other hand... ;)

~BB~