Dino Velvet
09-21-2011, 08:37 AM
... That way when the lights come on they'd jump in a crack in the wall and hide.
I blew my load and was in a good mood. This hooker I was laying next to mentioned she didn't have dinner. I offered to give her a ride to get something to eat. We hit it off so she felt comfortable getting in my blood-soaked sulfur-smelling pick-up. We walked from the romantically lit bedroom to the living room and BOOM!, the bare 100 Watt lightbulb on the ceiling punched her in the forehead and Dawn Ho can't figure out what she wants to eat. Looking back at that grill, I pointed to the kitchen pretending I just got a great idea and said, "Hey, make something here!" She hesitated, I stepped in my flip-flops, and jumped through the window. She was better last time.
One awkward moment. Prior to intercourse, I referred to her funhole as a pussy. She said, "Pussy?" "Yeah", I said, "You have a pussy too. You even have babies. They're brown but stillborn and when you have Korean BBQ down the street they could be pureed."
Any you freaks wanna hot number? She don't charge much. Most of my Backpage Hundred Dollar Honeys I wouldn't take west of La Cienega but Maya doesn't cross Western. Not with me she doesn't! Proceed with caution fellas.
I blew my load and was in a good mood. This hooker I was laying next to mentioned she didn't have dinner. I offered to give her a ride to get something to eat. We hit it off so she felt comfortable getting in my blood-soaked sulfur-smelling pick-up. We walked from the romantically lit bedroom to the living room and BOOM!, the bare 100 Watt lightbulb on the ceiling punched her in the forehead and Dawn Ho can't figure out what she wants to eat. Looking back at that grill, I pointed to the kitchen pretending I just got a great idea and said, "Hey, make something here!" She hesitated, I stepped in my flip-flops, and jumped through the window. She was better last time.
One awkward moment. Prior to intercourse, I referred to her funhole as a pussy. She said, "Pussy?" "Yeah", I said, "You have a pussy too. You even have babies. They're brown but stillborn and when you have Korean BBQ down the street they could be pureed."
Any you freaks wanna hot number? She don't charge much. Most of my Backpage Hundred Dollar Honeys I wouldn't take west of La Cienega but Maya doesn't cross Western. Not with me she doesn't! Proceed with caution fellas.