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Dino Velvet
09-17-2011, 07:39 PM
Fuck you, Phil Swift, and your whiny voice too! Why don't you take a long walk on a short plank!

We don't want any! Die already!

FLEX SEAL™ - Stop Leaks Fast! Liquid Rubber Sealant In An Aerosol Spray! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwU8JObQMXc)

http://www.rellimzone.com/images/com/flex-seal-commercial-02.jpg

http://www.rellimzone.com/images/com/flex-seal-commercial-08.jpg

OmarZ
09-17-2011, 07:52 PM
that dude looks like a total powerbottom

Dino Velvet
09-17-2011, 07:57 PM
that dude looks like a total powerbottom

I guess he doesn't use the Flex Seal on his butthole since it's open for business 24/7/365.

Willie Escalade
09-18-2011, 05:06 AM
There will never be another Billy Mays!

hippifried
09-18-2011, 05:43 AM
Does he try to sell anything else?

Kind of makes me miss the wierd dude with the headset. (sham wow & slap chop)

flabbybody
09-18-2011, 05:51 AM
that stuff seems amazing.
does it really work ?

Dino Velvet
09-18-2011, 06:09 AM
Does he try to sell anything else?

Kind of makes me miss the wierd dude with the headset. (sham wow & slap chop)

I'll stick my neck out and say he ain't sellin' diet pills or basketball lessons.

I think the ShamWow guy is pullin' a nickel at Chino.

hippifried
09-18-2011, 06:30 AM
First time I saw sham wow dude, I assumed he'd already done a nickle or more. Did he get nailed for getting beat up by the hooker?

As for Flex Seal: Looks like an elastomeric in an aerosol. It's about time.

Dino Velvet
09-18-2011, 06:32 AM
First time I saw sham wow dude, I assumed he'd already done a nickle or more. Did he get nailed for getting beat up by the hooker?

Nah. I just made that up.

francisfkudrow
09-18-2011, 06:55 AM
Ah, don't be too hard on Phil. These commercial/informercial dudes aren't supposed to be good for the soul.

Dino Velvet
09-18-2011, 06:58 AM
Ah, don't be too hard on Phil. These commercial/informercial dudes aren't supposed to be good for the soul.

They should have the Progressive Insurance lady do every commercial. She already does half of them.

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/news/090914/stephanie-courtney-320.jpg

GentsPreferTS
09-18-2011, 07:28 AM
Looks like an elastomeric in an aerosol. It's about time.

:dancing:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--RhOB-bL7gY/TgXVICMYljI/AAAAAAAAKWI/iFoDLXQfa3M/s1600/flubber.jpg

Dino Velvet
09-18-2011, 10:50 AM
What's the deal with this character?

Marty Lempkin - Energy Blaster 3000! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2cZFNNwO7s)

Nivek
09-18-2011, 10:52 AM
He seems like he's trying to be like the slap chop dude, but failing miserably lol

Nivek
09-18-2011, 10:55 AM
Lol that first guy for the rubber spray sounds like Billy Mays when he first does the introduction he is a douche