What Kinda Sex Would You Be Willing To Have With The Oprah?

[Dino Velvet]

I'd play with her tits and accept a blow job with maybe some Russian on the side. No cunnilingus, no analingus, and no vaginal or anal penetration.

[Jericho]

Filthy, shit down her back, anal...What else? :shrug

[Quiet Reflections]

Since she is a billionaire she just might be able to pay me for anything. Enough zero buys my silence for sure.

[betts]

Cool story, Bro.

[Dino Velvet]

Since she is a billionaire she just might be able to pay me for anything. Enough zero buys my silence for sure.

You know she sucks good cock. All fatties do. I'd unveil my wiener after I rolled it in bread crumbs and seasoned it like pork chops.

[Erika1487]

I'd play with her tits and accept a blow job with maybe some Russian on the side. No cunnilingus, no analingus, and no vaginal or anal penetration.

Fuck her hard and make Steadman watch! lol

[Quiet Reflections]

You know she sucks good cock. All fatties do. I'd unveil my wiener after I rolled it in bread crumbs and seasoned it like pork chops.
I would let Stedman watch for no additional fee. He only gets to join in a cuckold role(also for free).

[Kayden Harley]

Paid sex..

[dderek123]

Covered Blow Job. Covered meaning a paper bag over her face.

[Dino Velvet]

Fuck her hard and make Steadman watch! lol

You'd grab Steadman afterwards, put him in a basket, and fuck him Hanzo The Razor-style.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/2703/hanzotherazorthesnare1ju9.png

[Erika1487]

You'd grab Steadman afterwards, put him in a basket, and fuck him Hanzo The Razor-style.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/2703/hanzotherazorthesnare1ju9.png

lol :party:

[Quiet Reflections]

Paid sex..
Its is the 3rd best kind

[Dino Velvet]

lol :party:

You've seen Hanzo The Razor, haven't you? He's like a Samurai Dirty Harry who rapes almost as many women as Callahan himself.

[Erika1487]

You've seen Hanzo The Razor, haven't you? He's like a Samurai Dirty Harry who rapes almost as many women as Callahan himself.

Shintaro Katsu is one bad mother in those films! I believe there where 3 of them?

[Dino Velvet]

Shintaro Katsu is one bad mother in those films! I believe there where 3 of them?

You're a knowledgeable lady. I have the Box Set Trilogy myself. Japan had their Exploitation Period in the 1970s too. I like those Pinku films also.

[Erika1487]

You're a knowledgeable lady. I have the Box Set Trilogy myself. Japan had their Exploitation Period in the 1970s too. I like those Pinku films also.

Of the many scenes this one of the best.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e90sdrDNW0&feature=related

[Dino Velvet]

Of the many scenes this one of the best.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e90sdrDNW0&feature=related

You get tons of cool points for knowing about so many messed-up movies. You and me will always have plenty to discuss.:cheers:

[Yvonne183]

Phone sex

[Dino Velvet]

Phone sex

No undead fornicating?

[The Shika]

Wait, wait. There's a difference when you're having sex for her money, and not. So, money aside, are all your answers still appealing?

[Erika1487]

You get tons of cool points for knowing about so many messed-up movies. You and me will always have plenty to discuss.:cheers:

Thanks Dino :cheers: The more obscure and twisted the better:)

[Dino Velvet]

Thanks Dino :cheers: The more obscure and twisted the better:)

Did you say you've seen A Serbian Film yet? You must if you haven't yet.

[Erika1487]

Did you say you've seen A Serbian Film yet? You must if you haven't yet.

Not yet. Any Recommendations? Did you see Audition yet?? Wicked little movie...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQhQeSYx-XY&feature=related

[mikelpo]

Some freaky shit with shit and puke video it and blackmail her billionaire ass

[Jericho]

Oi, dino, Korean film, I Saw The Devil, right up you street!

[Silcc69]

You know she sucks good cock. All fatties do. I'd unveil my wiener after I rolled it in bread crumbs and seasoned it like pork chops.

No I have had sum fatties give me terrible blow jobs.

The Guide to Quitting Your Job When Getting Rich (Excerpt from The Chappelle Show) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9A6ioPtoc8)

[ed_jaxon]

video player title | Comedy Central (http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=11916&title=dave-gets-oprah-pregnant)

This sums it up.

[onmyknees]

A Hate Fuck would work for me...!! Only kiddin'....I have no issues with her, but I saw a pic of her recently wraped around that flat slob Rosie, but Oprah's cool. As long as my cable company doesn't carry her network...I'm good with her.

[Erika1487]

A Hate Fuck would work for me...!! Only kiddin'....I have no issues with her, but I saw a pic of her recently wraped around that flat slob Rosie, but Oprah's cool. As long as my cable company doesn't carry her network...I'm good with her.

:iagree: I was so mad at her during the 08 election cycle I almost shot my T.V.

[BigBlackMan]

Fuck the shit out of her titties

[Ben]

When she was thin, um, she wasn't bad looking.
To slightly adjust the question: if you could spend the night with one female celeb who would it be???

[Quiet Reflections]

When she was thin, um, she wasn't bad looking.
To slightly adjust the question: if you could spend the night with one female celeb who would it be???
To hard to pick just one. I like a lot of them for different reasons.

[Yvonne183]

When she was thin, um, she wasn't bad looking.
To slightly adjust the question: if you could spend the night with one female celeb who would it be???


Audrey Tautou


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHLQWEMqGfFxSTXUP70xt13HCAwsE83 7TKxP92TkqfrtyOkjbdUIV37aa3

[onmyknees]

:iagree: I was so mad at her during the 08 election cycle I almost shot my T.V.


Yea...I remember her way back before that....She was trying to outdo Geraldo, Maury, Mort Downey and her show was every bit cesspool of humanity as those other morons.

[The Shika]

Rosario Dawson, Emma Stone, Kat Dennings.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/416px_cropped_Rosario_Dawson.jpg

http://officialemmastone.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Emma_Stone+Apr_23_2009.jpg

http://static.moviefanatic.com/images/gallery/kat-dennings-photo.jpg

Sorry, couldn't choose just one.

[TSCURIOUS]

Came here late-
I wouldn't do her with Al Sharpton's dick!

[GentsPreferTS]

At best, she is a double bagger. -- A bag on her head so I don't see her face, and a bag on my head in case her's falls off.

She is pretty repulsive. She really gives David Icke's "reptilian theory" some legs.

[Dino Velvet]

At best, she is a double bagger. -- A bag on her head so I don't see her face, and a bag on my head in case her's falls off.

She is pretty repulsive. She really gives David Icke's "reptilian theory" some legs.

I'd say her face is her best feature. Can you imagine her ass as she gets out of the bed in the morning with no drawers on? She'd be halfway to the bathroom before both buttcheeks are completely off the bed. No thanky. Bury her in sand up to her third chin and I'll skullfuck her.

[Jericho]

When she was thin, um, she wasn't bad looking.
To slightly adjust the question: if you could spend the night with one female celeb who would it be???


Whoopie Goldberg when she was fit (around the time she made Burglar).
Smash the granny outta that!:ignore:

[EyeCumInPiece]

Sex for money....and im not the one paying.

[Dino Velvet]

Whoopie Goldberg when she was fit (around the time she made Burglar).
Smash the granny outta that!:ignore:

Yuck! Whoopie? I used to think The Color Purple was a story about Whoopie's gums.

[joeym75ld]

I'd have crazy monkey sex with her on a big pile of money!