The Amazing, Colossal Obuma speech Thursday

[Faldur]

We have the largest political event in the history of the world taking place on Thursday. Obuma will announce his long awaited, cannot wait any longer, (just let me finish my vacation and a few more rounds of golf), detailed plan on how to get this countries job creation rolling again.

He seems to be waining in the final hours to come up with a plan. So I figured the political geniuses here on Hung Angels could help the guy out by offering suggestions.

Mr. President, if you truly want to get this economy rolling again. Step before the joint session, look the teleprompter directly in the eye and say these words of salvation for the country. "I hereby resign as President of the United States." Instant 5.5% unemployment!

This sound bit of advice brought to you by the Hillary for 2012 committee.

[Silcc69]

Wait are you voting Democrat now? We could probably get unemployment down to 2% if we didnt have these corporations pillaging profits via cheap china labor.

[Dino Velvet]

Doing stretching exercises and watching old tapes as I prepare to have my socks knocked off Thursday. All that Hope & Change has me on Pins & Needles. Not sure if I'll be able to contain myself when the great one speaks.

[Stavros]

Mischievous and cynical as ever, Mr Faldur. Its a speech, not the second coming.

[Prospero]

Can't you even spell the name of your President, Mr Faldur.

[runningdownthatdream]

Can't you even spell the name of your President, Mr Faldur.

I think his tongue is planted in his cheek.....................

[Faldur]

Can't you even spell the name of your President, Mr Faldur.

Whoops! Let me correct that, obummer.. sorry about that.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01882/obama-tongue-in-ch_1882310i.jpg

[trish]

Faldur's an idiot, what else can you say?

[onmyknees]

Faldur's an idiot, what else can you say?


I can say you're a bitter, and at times a voluntarily ignorant partisan....but I don't hate you as much as you hate Palin !

[trish]

You can say it, but you'd be wrong as usual. I'm just being factual.
Awe OMK, do you actually hate me?? I don't hate you, or Sarah. Not even a little bit. It's sooo difficult to hate the pitiful. Now hang on to that ass of yours, I'm getting tired of handing it to you.

[onmyknees]

How's that work again??? "Take the Son of a Bitches Out" ? I think Newt just did that.

lmfao

http://www.mrctv.org/videos/newt-gingrich-goes-after-debate-moderator-john-harris-biased-questioning

[giovanni_hotel]

It's going to take 10 years for this economy to recover to roughly 5% unemployment numbers.

There is no 'quick fix' and cutting corporate taxes to induce companies to return foreign profits won't change the growing global middle class or the fact that Chinese and South American peasants will always work for 1/100th what you can pay an industrialized worker in the United States and Europe.

Unless there's a sudden new industrial revolution like the computer tech boom in the 1990s, we are all going to be stewing in this shit for a loooong time.

When political pundits said Dubya left a burning bag full of crap on the steps of the WH before he left office, that wasn't an exaggeration.

Good luck to the GOP if they win the WH and think cutting taxes AGAIN and shrinking the government will magically make Fortune 500 companies believe the United States is a good investment for wealth expansion.

Down the road some genius will make the connection that if Americans aren't working, they can't buy all the crap made overseas to boost the economy and overall tax base.

Because I'm a closet anarchist, part of me wants to see the clusterfuck that's going to happen if Perry/Romney is elected POTUS.

[GentsPreferTS]

Obama is another warmongering Goldman-Sachs sycophant bootlicker, end of story. 2012, either way you vote, you lose.