popperluv
01-11-2006, 06:22 PM
What Hell's Like
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is
wallowing in despair,he has his first meeting with the
devil...
Satan: Why so glum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell!
Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of
fun down here.
You a drinking man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays
that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness,
wine coolers, diet tab and
fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink
some more! And we don't worry about
getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great!
Satan: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it!
Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get
the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke
our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're
already dead, remember?
Guy: Wow... that's awesome!
Satan: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want.
Craps, black
jack,Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go
bankrupt... you're dead anyhow.
Satan: What about Drugs?!?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help
yourself to a great big bowl
of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a
submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're
dead, who cares.
Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!
Satan: You gay?
Guy: No...
Satan: Ooooh (grimaces). You're gonna hate Fridays.
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is
wallowing in despair,he has his first meeting with the
devil...
Satan: Why so glum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell!
Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of
fun down here.
You a drinking man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays
that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness,
wine coolers, diet tab and
fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink
some more! And we don't worry about
getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great!
Satan: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it!
Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get
the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke
our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're
already dead, remember?
Guy: Wow... that's awesome!
Satan: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want.
Craps, black
jack,Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go
bankrupt... you're dead anyhow.
Satan: What about Drugs?!?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help
yourself to a great big bowl
of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a
submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're
dead, who cares.
Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!
Satan: You gay?
Guy: No...
Satan: Ooooh (grimaces). You're gonna hate Fridays.