Best Joke at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival

[Stavros]

The best joke award at this year's fringe festival went to someone called Nick Helm for his joke:

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

The wooden spoon went to veteran British comedian and magician [sic] Paul Daniels for this (for those who dont know B&Q is a chain store in the UK)

I said to a fella, Is there a B&&Q in Henley? He said, No, There's an H, an E, and N, an L and and a Y

Hmmmmm...anyone fancy a pint?

[GroobySteven]

I just read this also.
C'mon Paul Daniels ... the humour is in how bad he is!

[iamdrgonzo]

PU on the "joke".

Yes on the pint.

[BraveHeartz]

Fringe was crap this year, mostly the same comedians coming back from past years with worse material. The one guy I wanted to see was Lee Mack and he never came this year.

[robertlouis]

I liked Tim Vine's joke which was voted second.

“Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels"

He is the undisputed king of the well-crafted one-liner.

Jeez, how I miss the Edinburgh Festival. Kipping on friends' floors and drifting through a glorious haze of fun, drama, music, alcohol and high quality dope for three weeks....