Great Backhanded Compliments

[Dino Velvet]

I'm somewhat passive-aggressive and I love these things. I don't know too many though. Got any good ones?

I like this one:
A gal mentions her displeasure with her own weight. You say, "I actually like a woman with a few extra pounds on her."

[BellaBellucci]

What would Abe do?

GEICO Abe Lincoln - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNVcbZJsUrE)

~BB~

[Falrune]

I'm somewhat passive-aggressive and I love these things. I don't know too many though. Got any good ones?

I like this one:
A gal mentions her displeasure with her own weight. You say, "I actually like a woman with a few extra pounds on her."

You could say "You don't smell that bad, though.":dancing:

[Willie Escalade]

"He's so well-spoken."

[Quiet Reflections]

This is a great thread for someone like Dino

[Jericho]

You don't sweat much for a fat lass! :ignore:

[trish]

Bella, I love that Geico ad. It get's me laughing every time.

Backhanded Compliment #7:
A worker's former employer write in a letter of recommendation, "You'd be lucky to get this man to work for you."

[Mz.Brownsugah]

Yes baby you were great, I like it when you're fast.

[FREEFALLL666]

Unconventional beauty

[Bobzz]

How about "Wow, that's a great haircut... did you do it yourself" ?

[joeym75ld]

"He's so well-spoken."
Haha, the old standby for black athletes

[Buzz]

"I'd love to fuck your brains out but it looks like someone beat me to it."

[SpoogeMonkey]

I like this one:
A gal mentions her displeasure with her own weight. You say, "I actually like a woman with a few extra pounds on her."

You can't say that because she'll say "You calling me fat?"
You can't say you never noticed.
The best response is to tell her how sexy she is and now your going to fuck her hard. And really fuck her hard cos it should help shift those lardy bits she has.

[BigDF]

I received one of these once: "You're not as big an asshole as I thought you were." Why thank you ever so much.:)

[Dino Velvet]

I received one of these once: "You're not as big an asshole as I thought you were." Why thank you ever so much.:)

I do pretty much the same. "You're a great guy. I don't care what everyone else says."

[robertlouis]

"It's not all your fault". My ex.

[Bobby Domino]

"she's handsome"

[Jackal]

It takes a really brave person to wear an outfit like that to work.

[Ineeda SM]

"The red dress really hides your bloodshot eyes."

[Pelheckitt]

You could say "You don't smell that bad, though.":dancing:

Fucking Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jericho]

Wow, you really do see me as a women, don't you...That's going to take some getting used to!

[bighicknyc]

I'm somewhat passive-aggressive and I love these things. I don't know too many though. Got any good ones?

I like this one:
A gal mentions her displeasure with her own weight. You say, "I actually like a woman with a few extra pounds on her."

Just tell her it is her pants that make her look fat

[BluegrassCat]

I think it's great that you don't care what other people think about your appearance.

[robertlouis]

Just tell her it is her pants that make her look fat

Wife trying on new pants to husband:

Do these pants make my bum look big?

Husband to wife:

No luv, it's the pizza and chocolate that do that.

[LAGent4ts]

Prospective employer calling former employer for verification and reference "Yes, he worked here, and when he showed up, he was a great employee"

[fastingforlife]

Nice haircut, was it free?

said to girlfriend: What are you worrying about, you have very nice skin, the acne scars are barely noticeable.

Its great that you belong to a gym! Too bad you don't get to go there regularly. Whats that you say....you go every day, oh.