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ManOfSteel
01-08-2006, 08:38 AM
So I recently hooked up with my former Ts girlfriend which i saw in highschool. She moved to Texas after HS and this past week she came back to town to visit. Since then she has taken hormones and looks a lot better. She has great natural breasts. So through mutual friends she looked me up. At a party we hit it off and felt those old sparks between us. Anyways to get to the point. She inivted me to her hotel room this past night for a few drinks. I picked up some Smirnoff Ice for her and of course some 211 for myself. Making sure i didnt get too much beer for myself. Cuz its happened to me before where Ive hooked up with a chick and I was so drunk I couldnt fuck jello.
At her hotel room we drank and re-lived old times. After we were very buzzed she told me that she had not cleaned herself out. So i then told her i would go down to walgreens and pick her up a few enemas. It was only 2 blocks down the street. She then told me that was not neccessary and that I could give her a piss enema? First of all i have never heard of this, Im a fucking pervert and this was all new to me. i told her "what is a piss enema"?
She then told me "not to worry", it was cool and that she had done it once before. So i obviously agreed cuz i trusted her and we had a long history together.
She then told me to follow whatever she said. She took me into the bathroom, dragging a chair behind us. She then proceeded to give me an amazing blowjob and she got me rock hard. During this BJ she told me to drink and drink. Of course I listened and drank my 211 tall cans (I had 3 on me) She then told me to tell her when I had to take a big piss. I have a weak bladder so It didnt take long. I was rock hard and had to take a fat piss. I told her this and she told me to put minimal lube on my cock and some on her ass. She then kneeled down on the chair with her ass pointed towards the bath-tub. Having to piss so bad she told me to insert my erect cock into her ass balls deep, and to just let loose. This being all new to me, i was nervous and very buzzed. It took me a while and I had to take a few chugs of beer while my erect cock was in her ass. Finally I couldnt hold back. i told her I had to piss bad. She told me to just let it loose in her ass. It took a few minutes till i was actually ready to piss. So with my erect cock inside her ass (without a condom, yes a risk, but she was my ex, she was a girl i could trust) I finally let loose. I took a fat ass piss, u know one of those pisses when u drink and u piss for a long while. So i'm pissing in her ass and during this she tells me to squeeze her cheeks together. So i do it and i finally finished. So she then instucts me pull out and point her ass towards the bath tub.So of course i do it. I pull out and her ass starts squirting like a water gun. She squirts for a short while, by the end my piss coming out her ass seems clear. Which is a good sign cuz i pissed staright clear piss into her ass to begin with since i was drinking. (You drinkers know what im talking bout) So she squirts into the bath tub and she seems very clean. She then tells me she is sure she is completley clean. We then move to the bedroom and begin to have a great night. She was totally clean. the piss enema worked great and she made no mess whatsoever. We ended up having an amazing night.
I was wondering if anyone has heard of or experienced a piss enema before. i though i had heard and seen it all but this was all new to me. Has anyone done this or heard of this before? i would like to hear feedback from anyone who has any insight on this? Im drunk as i write this so if i missed any details or u want to hear specific details on a certain moment just tell me and i will elaborate.

RangeHova
01-08-2006, 09:46 AM
Damn, that is sick.

Good thing you had your buzz on because sober, you might have threw up.

RangeHova
01-08-2006, 10:02 AM
Well, hey if you dig golden showers...

I just imagine what it would be like if she wasn't clean.

I just would have gone to Walgreens instead.

DamionXXX
01-08-2006, 10:03 AM
Я Люблю Вас Ulyana, я Люблю только Вас ... теперь и для остальной части моей жизни.

Embrujada
01-08-2006, 10:13 AM
not only is that shit nasty but unsafe. Piss is waste urea and salt mostly. Thats why the body gets rid of it taking that thing into any of your orifices isnt a healthy practice. Maybe u guys need to cut back on the liquor.

Paul
01-08-2006, 10:24 AM
one serious question....safe to do that? what exactly makes you think your the first guy shes done that with?

ManOfSteel
01-08-2006, 11:17 AM
Well i have a strong stomach, things like this would not make me sick or turn me off. i know its not completly safe or sanitary, thats just my risk. You gotta realize she was my Gf for bout 2 years off and on, even then that not a good reason to go through with it, but hey, i did it. But what i really want to know is, no one has heard of this? or gone through it? seen this in a film? Actually it kinda did turn me one, once again waste coming out a girl's ass would not turn me off, guess thats just me. Guess imma pervert.

T-chaser
01-08-2006, 04:51 PM
Actually, piss is by and large, sterile. Unless someone has a urinary track infection (UTI). So what you did was virtually harmless. Lucky Dog!

Oh yeah, the Bush Regime is evil.

DJ_Asia
01-08-2006, 05:02 PM
Piss enemas are fairly popular in the gay community esp. w/ the piggy BB boys...

Honestly it hurts to piss w/ an erection so Ive never really been into it,but I dont find it offensive or gross.To each his own..

My rules of engagement are simple:

As long as they are of legal age,and you arent hurting them without their consent....its all good.Enjoy.

DJ Asia

Ecstatic
01-08-2006, 06:00 PM
The bit I don't get: the point of the enema is to clean out before insertion; if you insert to clean out...well...what's the point? Flush before entering, innit?

You don't need an enema anyway. A simple rectal syringe and lukewarm water will do the trick. Or if you're into piss, piss in the syringe, then insert that into the girl's ass.

flabbybody
01-08-2006, 06:31 PM
I thought it was anatomically impossible to piss while you have an erection. I always wake up with my usual boner and have to wait for it to go down before my morning piss.

pretty creepy topic

DJ_Asia
01-08-2006, 07:55 PM
The bit I don't get: the point of the enema is to clean out before insertion; if you insert to clean out...well...what's the point? Flush before entering, innit?

You don't need an enema anyway. A simple rectal syringe and lukewarm water will do the trick. Or if you're into piss, piss in the syringe, then insert that into the girl's ass.

Actually know a TS who is into piss enemas,but she likes to insert a funnel into her butt,and then have the guy unload into the funnel

....where do people come up with these ideas?!

DJ Asia

Vicki Richter
01-08-2006, 08:00 PM
The grossest part was her asking him to point her ass towards the bathtub after. I mean WTF is that about? Why wouldn't she, ummm... you know use the toilet? I mean seriously what if she had some issues. Whose shower was that that she did that in? I can't imagine her shower at home.

There was this girl on AOL named ToiletShemale or something like that who used to hang out in the California Shemales chat room. Essentially she liked guys pooping in her mouth and in other ways using her as their toilet. This is just a possible theory, but maybe your girlfriend became ToiletShemale after you and her broke up.

Vicki

Vicki Richter
01-08-2006, 08:06 PM
yeah that just dosent seem sanitary or very appetizing... after watching a chick spray piss and fecal leftovers out of her ass I can promise you i would not want to fuck her...

to each his own bro, I wont knock you at all, but to me that shit is gross... I dont mind buying my girl a regular enema and when she uses it I dont participate, watch or even listen... I stay out of the bathroom when she is taking a shit too... I think a nice comfort level is nice, but I have my boundries...

ps - Your bluntness and saying things like they are reminds me of Megabody. Does anyone else notice that?

TrueBeauty TS
01-08-2006, 08:54 PM
That is quite possibly one of the grossest things I've ever heard. I wish I was drunk when I read it.


Excuse me, I'm going to go puke now. (Anybody into THAT???) lol

Gus The Dagger
01-08-2006, 09:05 PM
:-D

Gus The Dagger
01-08-2006, 09:10 PM
I wonder if there are any tgirl enema movies or DVD s out there.

ManOfSteel
01-08-2006, 09:48 PM
The grossest part was her asking him to point her ass towards the bathtub after. I mean WTF is that about? Why wouldn't she, ummm... you know use the toilet? I mean seriously what if she had some issues. Whose shower was that that she did that in? I can't imagine her shower at home.

There was this girl on AOL named ToiletShemale or something like that who used to hang out in the California Shemales chat room. Essentially she liked guys pooping in her mouth and in other ways using her as their toilet. This is just a possible theory, but maybe your girlfriend became ToiletShemale after you and her broke up.

Vicki
It was a hotel room bathroom, so i feel sorry for the maid. ya i dont know why she didnt want to use to toilet, but i have seen girls empty out in the bathtub after an emema in porn movies.

And ToiletShemale, LOL, WTF. now scat im not into.

ManOfSteel
01-08-2006, 09:50 PM
I thought it was anatomically impossible to piss while you have an erection. I always wake up with my usual boner and have to wait for it to go down before my morning piss.

pretty creepy topic

it is pretty hard to piss with an erection. I had to wait till i really had to go. You have to go really bad to pull it off.

Gus The Dagger
01-08-2006, 10:11 PM
I personally think that tgirls+enemas=sexy.

Vicki Richter
01-09-2006, 12:40 AM
It was a hotel room bathroom, so i feel sorry for the maid. ya i dont know why she didnt want to use to toilet, but i have seen girls empty out in the bathtub after an emema in porn movies.

And ToiletShemale, LOL, WTF. now scat im not into.

Can we by crystal clear here... In porn movies, the girl has already done 2-3 enemas before she ever does a enema scene in a bathtub. Ever noticed how milk or other liquid in those scenes is still perfectly white and normal looking? You'll never see a random chunk appear in movies. If you've seen otherwise, you are watching some foreign scat movie and intentionally looking for it.

BlackAdder
01-09-2006, 01:18 AM
Well....im going to chalk this up to one of those things ive never heard of before lol.....I can see it if your into the whole body waste thing, but I cant imagine myself being into it. To each there own...im certainly not going to slam anyone for whats done between 2 consenting adults lol...

jamans
01-09-2006, 01:23 AM
i told her "what is a piss enema"?
She then told me "not to worry", it was cool and that she had done it once before. So i obviously agreed cuz i trusted her and we had a long history together.

later in your story

So with my erect cock inside her ass (without a condom, yes a risk, but she was my ex, she was a girl i could trust) I finally let loose.


Ok, you feel safe doing this with someone that had done it "once before"? Seeing how this person didn't think it too big of a deal to have a guy take a piss in her ass (more than once now) it would make me wonder what else she had done in her experiences.....Trust should be a HUGE issue

NickTheQuick
01-09-2006, 04:46 AM
Good after-dinner reading right here, yum. Never seen or even heard of that before. Is it safe to assume that once she sprayed all over the bathtub that she didn't shower afterwards? Before you went back in there? Don't really see the point of the whole act. Once you were already in there why not just stay in for a couple minutes more until you are ready to give her a jizz enema? Now, I have seen some of those.

Andrew Johnson
01-09-2006, 06:14 AM
Sounds pretty nasty to me, but it'd make a great name for a band. lol

Piss Enema

Ecstatic
01-09-2006, 06:40 AM
now scat im not into.
I trust the pun was intentional? :?: :!:

brickcitybrother
01-13-2006, 04:04 AM
Whoa... I knew if I waited long enough, I'd have a reason to go to a therapist! lol

Wild story. I don't think I'd be able to do it ... but the story had me captivated!

william.howl
10-12-2006, 02:44 PM
I took a few piss enemas a long time ago from an ex gf. The idea was for her to get an erection, insert her cock into me, then lose the erection while still inside by thinking of paying taxes or something, and then letting go.

atkms7
10-13-2006, 07:18 AM
wow...i thought obscenity was illegal, guess not, other than that, yeah, its amazing what alcohol and a sex drive can do.