Petition For Bert & Ernie To Be Married

[sunairco]

http://www.change.org/petitions/let-bert-ernie-get-married-on-sesame-street#signatures


Too bad Jerry Falwell isn't around to see this.

[Nashvegas]

Isn't sesame street filmed in NY? It's legal there now anyway, nothing stopping them.

[sunairco]

Well, they have been room mates for 40 years, so does common law apply in NY now? Would they qualify for domemestic partnership? What should happen if Burt winds up in the hospital with no known next of kin besides a puppet factory that's probably out of business after 40 years? Even if CTW claims they're just room mates,have no sexual preferences and are not gay, Burt does have a "wide stance" and Ernie does carry his luggage.

[Ineeda SM]

I would pay to watch Bert and Ernie get married on an episode of Sesame Street. Teaching the kiddies that the GLBT people and same sex marriage are normal? LMAO Can you imagine the response from the GLBT hater GOP? They would be pissing acid and shitting hellfire and brimstone for a year. They would send up bills to ban Sesame Street, PBS, and all children's programming made by the evil liberals.

Cum on Bert and Ernie. You have been butt-buddies for 40 years. It's time to tie the knot for the good of the kiddies. LMFAO-ROTF.

[onmyknees]

I would pay to watch Bert and Ernie get married on an episode of Sesame Street. Teaching the kiddies that the GLBT people and same sex marriage are normal? LMAO Can you imagine the response from the GLBT hater GOP? They would be pissing acid and shitting hellfire and brimstone for a year. They would send up bills to ban Sesame Street, PBS, and all children's programming made by the evil liberals.

Cum on Bert and Ernie. You have been butt-buddies for 40 years. It's time to tie the knot for the good of the kiddies. LMFAO-ROTF.

See ...there you go again. You can't keep your political bullshit off the general boards. You won't be happy with any states marriage laws until they allow you to marry multiple boyfriends. I don't see that happening anytime soon, so better try monogamy ! lol:fu:

[PomonaCA]

I really feel sorry for gay people.

Now LESBIANS.... there is still hope for them. At least while I'm still young enough to satisfy both of them.

[Pelheckitt]

Ugh what the fuck ever this is how fucking stupid we are!

[Willie Escalade]

I LOL'ed...

Ernie & bert on Family Guy - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvUn26ADZG4)

[sexyasianescorts]

Thats sad they cant do that but theres loads of ultra religious people in the usa.

They obvioulsy need reminding who Jesus best female friend was and what she did hyprocrits !!!

Let them get married for fuck sake!

[Norma]

From Wikipedia:
Ernie and Bert live together in an apartment in the basement of 123 Sesame Street. Ernie and Bert sleep in separate beds, though they still share a bedroom. Some of Bert's interactions with female characters appear to show that he is attracted to women: serenading Connie Stevens - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia@@AMEPARAM@@/wiki/File:Connie_Stevens.jpg" class="image"><img alt="" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f8/Connie_Stevens.jpg/220px-Connie_Stevens.jpg"@@AMEPARAM@@commons/thumb/f/f8/Connie_Stevens.jpg/220px-Connie_Stevens.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connie_Stevens) in the Some Enchanted Evening segment (http://www.wikia.com/wiki/c:muppet:Some_Enchanted_Evening) of a first-season episode of The Muppet Show - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia@@AMEPARAM@@/wiki/File:Tv_muppet_show_opening.jpg" class="image"><img alt="Tv muppet show opening.jpg" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/21/Tv_muppet_show_opening.jpg/200px-Tv_muppet_show_opening.jpg"@@AMEPARAM@@en/thumb/2/21/Tv_muppet_show_opening.jpg/200px-Tv_muppet_show_opening.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Muppet_Show), and recording a song about his girlfriend, I Want to Hold Your Ear (http://www.wikia.com/wiki/c:muppet:I_Want_to_Hold_Your_Ear), which was released on several albums.
Despite appearances for either Bert or Ernie being Gay - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia@@AMEPARAM@@/wiki/File:Rainbow_flag_and_blue_skies.jpg" class="image" title="LGBT pride flag"><img alt="LGBT pride flag" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6d/Rainbow_flag_and_blue_skies.jpg/150px-Rainbow_flag_and_blue_skies.jpg"@@AMEPARAM@@commons/thumb/6/6d/Rainbow_flag_and_blue_skies.jpg/150px-Rainbow_flag_and_blue_skies.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay) or Heterosexuality - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia@@AMEPARAM@@/wiki/File:Love_-_Engagement.jpg" class="image"><img alt="" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/97/Love_-_Engagement.jpg/195px-Love_-_Engagement.jpg"@@AMEPARAM@@commons/thumb/9/97/Love_-_Engagement.jpg/195px-Love_-_Engagement.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterosexual), Sesame Workshop - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia@@AMEPARAM@@/wiki/File:Sesame_workshop_cloing_logo.jpg" class="image"><img alt="" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/28/Sesame_workshop_cloing_logo.jpg/200px-Sesame_workshop_cloing_logo.jpg"@@AMEPARAM@@en/thumb/2/28/Sesame_workshop_cloing_logo.jpg/200px-Sesame_workshop_cloing_logo.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sesame_Workshop) states that the two "do not have a Sexual orientation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia@@AMEPARAM@@/wiki/File:Bono_Chaz_2010_crop.jpg" class="image"><img alt="" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d0/Bono_Chaz_2010_crop.jpg/220px-Bono_Chaz_2010_crop.jpg"@@AMEPARAM@@commons/thumb/d/d0/Bono_Chaz_2010_crop.jpg/220px-Bono_Chaz_2010_crop.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_orientation)."[7] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bert_and_Ernie#cite_note-Time_Magazine-6)


Geez people. Get over it. They are NOT gay, they're just children's characters that do stupid stuff.

Get married? for what? they're NOT a Couple!!!

not against gay marriage, but reading too much into a stupid kiddie show is kind of bordering on stupid.

[Willie Escalade]

Next they'll be talking about Peppermint Patty and Marcie...

[Willie Escalade]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15668_the-next-9-childrens-characters-that-should-come-out-closet.html

[killkenny]

I hate to break the news but theyre puppets so gay, straight, bi or organic dont really apply

[brummie]

They are just made up puppets
Now the real question is
Should Sue marry Sooty or Sweep

[killkenny]

They are just made up puppets
Now the real question is
Should Sue marry Sooty or Sweep

sod marriage, puppet 3way team america style

HD - Team America sex scene [Extended Un-cut Version] **ONLY EXTENDED VERSION ON YOUTUBE** - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyKE6-ionlc)

[MdR Dave]

Bert= gay, Ernie is not.

Marcie= gay, Peppermint Patty is not (though she will experiment some in college).

SMH at some of you, though this does help explain the need for done of the "questioning my sexual identity" threads.

[brummie]

Wasn't Zig and Zag's career ruined by the rumours they wanted to marry

[kukm4]

If You Were Gay - Starring Bert and Ernie - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqcYJzc6lKw&feature=related)

[Yvonne183]

Tinky Winky is gay.

http://transsexual.org/1tinky.jpg

[sunairco]

That triangular antenna is acutally gaydar.

[cockgobbler]

They're PUPPETS.

[Ineeda SM]

See ...there you go again. You can't keep your political bullshit off the general boards. You won't be happy with any states marriage laws until they allow you to marry multiple boyfriends. I don't see that happening anytime soon, so better try monogamy ! lol:fu:

There you go again opening your fat troll mouth. Why is it that every time you show up, the thread goes bad? Stirring the hate pot again, I see. I didn't start this thread. The subject of same sex marriage IS a political issue. You and your GLBT hating party have made it one. And just like a typical GOP troll, you are making up words and putting them in my mouth, telling me what I believe in. I have never implied in any way that I want to see men marry more than one person at a time.

So go back to your GOP GLBT haters clique and leave us open minded people alone, you fucking moron troll.

[Stealthnacho]

What a stupid request. Every group of people have those that simply won't shut the fuck up about whatever their group represents and take it way too far. Lobbying for civil rights is admirable but this is retarded. Especially the part that claims it will save lives... I'm sure this is the cure for homophobia, murder, suicide.

[maxpower]

Most...retarded...idea...ever.

[trish]

Yeah, if we allow gays to get married it won't stop with Bert and Ernie. It'll snowball to inter-species marriage; Kermit and Miss Piggy, Leonardo and April O'Neil etc. etc.

[Dino Velvet]

They should be forced to marry not because it makes them happy but because it makes others happy. Why should they be any different than the rest of us?


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"In Russia, State doesn't marry you. You marry State."

[tsnajwa]

I'm pretty sure it is a troll petition anyway but I would totally sign the shit out of it..