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chippy
08-11-2011, 11:25 AM
after being so stupid, im going to the gum clinic, appointement nxt week, do i just ask to get tested for everything, or do i have to tell them i,ve had sex with a shemale, or should i just say i had unprotected sex with a girl,

Jamie French
08-11-2011, 12:45 PM
Shemales have their very own set of diseases and ailments due to shifts chromosome platelets that reside just behind the epidermapenasia in the lower subsection of the vaginastic gland. It's the part of the brain that leaks stismestic fluids, the fluids that cause female/male transformation in .02% of all mammals.

TELL the doctor. The information is vital. A whole subset of test must be done... Remember, all this information can be found with a simple Google search. Half the stuff I posted came directly from WebMD. The other stuff is just common knowledge in the trans community.

Good luck.

chippy
08-11-2011, 03:32 PM
so what are the risks,? if i just ask to be screened for everything wont anything show up if caught anything

JackBeLittle
08-11-2011, 10:49 PM
Shemales have their very own set of diseases and ailments due to shifts chromosome platelets that reside just behind the epidermapenasia in the lower subsection of the vaginastic gland. It's the part of the brain that leaks stismestic fluids, the fluids that cause female/male transformation in .02% of all mammals.

TELL the doctor. The information is vital. A whole subset of test must be done... Remember, all this information can be found with a simple Google search. Half the stuff I posted came directly from WebMD. The other stuff is just common knowledge in the trans community.

Good luck.

I also have a bridge that's for sale!

Jamie French
08-11-2011, 10:54 PM
Nope. That's not how medicine works. It's called the Moral Fortitude Cost Reduction Act. It was introduced by the senate in 1986 when the AIDS frenzy was at an all time high and the cost of extensive medical testing went through the roof... the bill was never remanded or parsed down for modern times. Now all homosexual activity must be reported to the doctor in order to secure proper testing... it's all really just red tape/cost cutting measures so you've got to do your research.


so what are the risks,? if i just ask to be screened for everything wont anything show up if caught anything

Jamie French
08-12-2011, 12:07 AM
Come on ya'll this guy needs our help! Someone chime in, this guy's health is at risk!

dbev
08-12-2011, 12:12 AM
Shemales have their very own set of diseases and ailments due to shifts chromosome platelets that reside just behind the epidermapenasia in the lower subsection of the vaginastic gland. It's the part of the brain that leaks stismestic fluids, the fluids that cause female/male transformation in .02% of all mammals.

TELL the doctor. The information is vital. A whole subset of test must be done... Remember, all this information can be found with a simple Google search. Half the stuff I posted came directly from WebMD. The other stuff is just common knowledge in the trans community.

Good luck.

That's really funny.

It sounds like Groucho Marx's or Woody Allen's
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BigDF
08-12-2011, 12:23 AM
after being so stupid, im going to the gum clinic, appointement nxt week, do i just ask to get tested for everything, or do i have to tell them i,ve had sex with a shemale, or should i just say i had unprotected sex with a girl,


so what are the risks,? if i just ask to be screened for everything wont anything show up if caught anythingNot exactly sure what a gum clinic is, but I think your best bet is to tell the doctor exactly what kind of sex you had and with whom. That should be enough to tell the doctor what to test for. :geek:

rodinuk
08-12-2011, 12:30 AM
Considering that last week you were fretting over the implications to your life if you had indeed got chlamydia and you then went out and did this .. it's insane.

I can't comprehend why you'd be worried about disclosing the fact that you'd had sex with a shemale to the clinic given the gravity of the situation. Surely providing them with the information is going to help all parties - presumably the escort is getting tested? Again you told the clinic specifically why you need the tests? You can always book a private HIV test but you'll have to learn to use GOOGLE to do it.

You should be refraining from having sex with others until you know the results.

I voice some concerns over the credibility of these posts given the sequence of events.

rodinuk
08-12-2011, 12:32 AM
Not exactly sure what a gum clinic is, but I think your best bet is to tell the doctor exactly what kind of sex you had and with whom. That should be enough to tell the doctor what to test for. :geek:

A GUM clinic is a clinic for Genito-Urinary Medicine in the UK.

This dumbass needs to get his act together full stop.

I've assisted with answers to the endless strings of questions before

Mayrah
08-12-2011, 12:45 AM
Chippy, when you visited that escort you did bareback with, did you also do a creampie?l

chippy
08-12-2011, 07:29 PM
no i did,nt do cream pie, and also i was clear from the chlamydia test