If Zombies Chase Us

[TempestTS]

Just so everyone is informed...

[Dino Velvet]

Great sign and true. I'd sacrifice almost anyone to save my own skin during The Zombie Apocalypse. Yeah, I'm that guy.

[russtafa]

what do you mean if ?i have junkies begging me for money every time i go to the shops

[Jericho]

Poor flat bastard! :shrug

[TempestTS]

what do you mean if ?i have junkies begging me for money every time i go to the shops


Still tripping you...

[Yvonne183]

I am on other forums where there is similar talk about zombies chasing and the zombie apocalypse and how people will defend against these zombies. Did it ever occur to people that they might be the zombies? Not everyone is going to play the part of hero escaping from the zombies and living a peaceful life in Antarctica. Sadly, some of y'all will be playing the part of the zombie. I already accept that fate that I will be a zombie, when the time comes.

[trish]

That's why I have a brain-garden in my back yard. Storin' 'em up, I am. Better you all stay clear lessin' ya wan ter be planted.

[TempestTS]

I am on other forums where there is similar talk about zombies chasing and the zombie apocalypse and how people will defend against these zombies. Did it ever occur to people that they might be the zombies? Not everyone is going to play the part of hero escaping from the zombies and living a peaceful life in Antarctica. Sadly, some of y'all will be playing the part of the zombie. I already accept that fate that I will be a zombie, when the time comes.


Who's playing the Hero? Not me.

I cant be a Zombie, I made that decision a long time ago...If Im going to be undead I decided to pick my side already, I wanna be the non shambling-rotting-crawling type of undead... thats why I already let the Vamp's get me on their team first.

Sunlight is over rated anyway.

[Jericho]

Double tap. don't be stingy with your armo! :shrug

#Rule 13

[Yvonne183]

Who's playing the Hero? Not me.

I cant be a Zombie, I made that decision a long time ago...If Im going to be undead I decided to pick my side already, I wanna be the non shambling-rotting-crawling type of undead... thats why I already let the Vamp's get me on their team first.

Sunlight is over rated anyway.

I totally forgot about the vampires. And I also forgot about the people with no brains,, they'd be safe, well except from the Vampires they wouldn't.

[TempestTS]

I totally forgot about the vampires. And I also forgot about the people with no brains,, they'd be safe, well except from the Vampires they wouldn't.


People without brains are pretty much the Vampire equivalent of the free salad bar...

[CORVETTEDUDE]

If Zombies start chasin' us....I'm tellin' 'em all of you said they were gay!!!:shrug

[TempestTS]

If Zombies start chasin' us....I'm tellin' 'em all of you said they were gay!!!:shrug

So what your saying is that when you become a gay zombie your going bad mouth everyone who's not???

[Wendy Summers]

Double tap. don't be stingy with your armo! :shrug

#Rule 13

You sir, are wise.

I seriously make sure all my friends are fat. That way I can outrun them.

[amofemboy]

i have no problem couse i m a zombie hunter during the summer weekend

[theone1982]

All right, if there is a HA zombie apocalypse crew fighting the zombies we have to decide this right now, who will be the smart person, who will be the tough person, who will be the person who will ultimately betray everyone, and who will be the ultra-religious person who eventually goes crazy?:)

[Quiet Reflections]

I'm not worried about zombies because I have a ton of plants in my yard,pool and on the roof to destroy them. At least until the Zomboss comes in his giant robot.

[TSPornFan]

Zombies cannot exist. When you die, your muscles die. You're unable to breath air. Without breathing air your muscles cannot contract thus the Zombie cannot move.

[TempestTS]

Zombies cannot exist. When you die, your muscles die. You're unable to breath air. Without breathing air your muscles cannot contract thus the Zombie cannot move.


Hey, on a completely unrelated topic... isnt one of the first Zombie Victim's usually somebody that doesn't believe that this could be happening...:hide-1:

[LittleGuy]

Looks like you've got no brain.

[TempestTS]

Hey it looks like Little Squid Bait followed me over here too... whoo hooo looks like I have a new hobby.

[Nicole Dupre]

Hey it looks like Little Squid Bait followed me over here too... whoo hooo looks like I have a new hobby.
Yeah. He's like a bad penny.

He's especially angry with white trannys, so be prepared to watch him bounce from thread to thread, telling us to "just go off ourselves". He's that deeply disturbed.

[TempestTS]

Great... bouncing squid bait... what will they think of next.

[Prospero]

Hey it looks like Little Squid Bait followed me over here too... whoo hooo looks like I have a new hobby.

Excellent.... LOL... give the little chap a good kicking for me too

[dderek123]

7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html)

Good read.

[Jericho]

All right, if there is a HA zombie apocalypse crew fighting the zombies we have to decide this right now, who will be the smart person, who will be the tough person, who will be the person who will ultimately betray everyone, and who will be the ultra-religious person who eventually goes crazy?:)

Oh hell, i hate everyone anyway...So long as as i make the sequel, I'll betray ever fucker! :dancing:

[Yvonne183]

All right, if there is a HA zombie apocalypse crew fighting the zombies we have to decide this right now, who will be the smart person, who will be the tough person, who will be the person who will ultimately betray everyone, and who will be the ultra-religious person who eventually goes crazy?:)

It doesn't matter what role a non zombie will play, you'll all die in the end. For one thing most of you will be killed because of infighting with each other. Just take a look at members of this forum. If they were all together in a house and zombies attacked, y'all would kill each other before we even got there. Just like the movie, Night of the Living Dead. Then the rednecks would shoot the last one in the head. Zombies will always win, mankind is too evil to survive a zombie attack, so you might as well join the zombies now like i did, that way I get a high position in the organization.

[dderek123]

I bet Erika would survive longer than me. She has lots of guns.

[LittleGuy]

Yeah. He's like a bad penny.

He's especially angry with white trannys, so be prepared to watch him bounce from thread to thread, telling us to "just go off ourselves". He's that deeply disturbed.

Yeah that must be it

[LibertyHarkness]

if zombies chase you , make sure you have some fat people around as they will get eaten first :) according to the survival book :)

[LittleGuy]

Hey it looks like Little Squid Bait followed me over here too... whoo hooo looks like I have a new hobby.

I wasn't talking to you dummy. I hate dumb people

[Richctdude]

awesome sign lol!!

[amofemboy]

if zombies chase you , make sure you have some fat people around as they will get eaten first :) according to the survival book :)

ARE you sure that is more dangerous having around you a poor thin zombie or an hungry fat people

http://facearcade.com/fa/images/fat-guy-eating-giant-hamburger-1310553008.jpg

[TempestTS]

I wasn't talking to you dummy. I hate dumb people


As I said... SQUID BAIT.

Not even worthy of being zombie food... you go straight to the squiddie's.

[Ineeda SM]

It doesn't matter what role a non zombie will play, you'll all die in the end. For one thing most of you will be killed because of infighting with each other. Just take a look at members of this forum. If they were all together in a house and zombies attacked, y'all would kill each other before we even got there. Just like the movie, Night of the Living Dead. Then the rednecks would shoot the last one in the head. Zombies will always win, mankind is too evil to survive a zombie attack, so you might as well join the zombies now like i did, that way I get a high position in the organization.

Honey, if you are the zombie chasing me, I would let you catch me and eat me. But I warn you. I might start eating you too.:)

[Wendy Summers]

ARE you sure that is more dangerous having around you a poor thin zombie or an hungry fat people

http://facearcade.com/fa/images/fat-guy-eating-giant-hamburger-1310553008.jpg

I can definitely outrun someone over weight... if they want to eat me, they have to catch me. Zombie always go for the easy kill... whole mindless thing.

[robertlouis]

Honey, if you are the zombie chasing me, I would let you catch me and eat me. But I warn you. I might start eating you too.:)

Can I guess which part you would eat first? :whistle:

[Ineeda SM]

Can I guess which part you would eat first? :whistle:

Yes I bet you can.:dancing: Booowahahahahah. Everyone here was thinking the same thing.

[russtafa]

heaps of young zombies setting stuff on fire in London

[robertlouis]

heaps of young zombies setting stuff on fire in London

It certainly seems to show zombie levels of mindlessness.

Quite scary.

This is the first outburst of inner city riots we've had here since social networking became a factor in all our lives, and Facebook etc are being used to make it jump like a bush fire from one suburb to the next.

It's also very clear that the police, for whatever reason, aren't currently capable of combating what's going on.

[loren]

Zombies cannot exist. When you die, your muscles die. You're unable to breath air. Without breathing air your muscles cannot contract thus the Zombie cannot move.
:smhwhat a party-pooper:lol:

if zombies chase you , make sure you have some fat people around as they will get eaten first :) according to the survival book :)
I LOL:dead:

I wasn't talking to you dummy. I hate dumb people
So, you're saying that you hate yourself.

[amofemboy]

I can definitely outrun someone over weight... if they want to eat me, they have to catch me. Zombie always go for the easy kill... whole mindless thing.

aahahah but zombie in according to zombie film cannot use a car....but other yes

do you ran better of a auto???

[Wendy Summers]

aahahah but zombie in according to zombie film cannot use a car....but other yes

do you ran better of a auto???

I run faster than anyone else *to* the car ;) That's all that matters :geek:

[loren]

I run faster than anyone else *to* the car ;) That's all that matters :geek:
Ya but, what if the car runs out of gas?

[amofemboy]

I run faster than anyone else *to* the car ;) That's all that matters :geek:

:whoa:whoa:whoa:whoa
WOW wendy teach me your secret i became your disciples :Bowdown:
also i want run so fast i m a poor fiat 126 owner
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1b/Fiat_126-Mk1.JPG

[Wendy Summers]

Ya but, what if the car runs out of gas?

Lock the door, call AAA and when the zombies go after the AAA guy I'll make my break.


:whoa:whoa:whoa:whoa
WOW wendy teach me your secret i became your disciples :Bowdown:
also i want run so fast i m a poor fiat 126 owner
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1b/Fiat_126-Mk1.JPG


My secret: run like my life depends on it.

Also I'm always wearing a tank top. Why? Because the hot chick in the tank top always survives the movie. :geek:

[amofemboy]

My secret: run like my life depends on it.

Also I'm always wearing a tank top. Why? Because the hot chick in the tank top always survives the movie. :geek:

thanks my master chan i start my morning exercise to survive to the zombie running for being the first to make the breakfast...in italy are 8 o clock!!!

[Dino Velvet]

Watch out for those Fulci zombies in Italy, amofemboy.

http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo292/Daverat1966/Bloody%20Babes%202/zombie2redvy6wt4.gif

[amofemboy]

Watch out for those Fulci zombies in Italy, amofemboy.

http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo292/Daverat1966/Bloody%20Babes%202/zombie2redvy6wt4.gif

yes dino but in italy we have also a parody of a zombie film
http://img2.libreriauniversitaria.it/MIT/090/8032706210904g.jpg

i.e
the first zombie says:"ZOMBIE eat only living people brain"
the second says:" i m afraid but i find brain more indigestible....i prefer a plate of pasta"

[Dino Velvet]

yes dino but in italy we have also a parody of a zombie film
http://img2.libreriauniversitaria.it/MIT/090/8032706210904g.jpg

i.e
the first zombie says:"ZOMBIE eat only living people brain"
the second says:" i m afraid but i find brain more indigestible....i prefer a plate of pasta"

Any good? Never heard of Nello Rossati.

I usually like my zombie movies heavy on scary over comedy. The Living Dead At Manchester Morgue (Spain/Great Britain) is another good one.

‪The Living Dead at the Manchester Morgue (1974) TRAILER‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzqYAS-0Dbw)

[amofemboy]

Any good? Never heard of Nello Rossati.

I usually like my zombie movies heavy on scary over comedy. The Living Dead At Manchester Morgue (Spain/Great Britain) is another good one.

‪The Living Dead at the Manchester Morgue (1974) TRAILER‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzqYAS-0Dbw)

dino this is only a comedy about zombie and their scar...i don't see the living dead so i inserted in my list of film to seeing

[loren]

lock the door, call aaa and when the zombies go after the aaa guy i'll make my break.
rofl