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Dino Velvet
08-07-2011, 07:50 AM
Did I mention to make it dirty?:jerkoff

kittyKaiti
08-07-2011, 08:48 AM
I drive an unmarked cop car. I never get pulled over. :wiggle:

Dino Velvet
08-07-2011, 08:50 AM
I drive an unmarked cop car. I never get pulled over. :wiggle:

Oh... I was totally wanting to hear your story. I had a big jar of Vaseline out and an old sock ready.

PomonaCA
08-07-2011, 08:55 AM
Dean Martin, you know that you are just asking the lovely and relatively young ladies here to tell sordid stories about the late 90's and early 2000's. Stories that the no-longer-with-us rent-a-lady tranny culture on Santa Monica Blvd used to brag about in Spanglish. You know it, I know it.

Dino, you are the mentor.

Nicole Dupre
08-07-2011, 08:57 AM
I have badass PBA cards. They help. lol

Dino Velvet
08-07-2011, 09:00 AM
Thank the Christ the head doctor's stopped me before the county pinned a badge on me. I would've made Bad Lieutenant look like Fairly Reasonable Lieutenant.

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/BadLieutenant.png

Nicole Dupre
08-07-2011, 09:01 AM
But I do notice that the road side assistance guys always treat me like gold. lol

Nicole Dupre
08-07-2011, 09:04 AM
But I do wear tight skimpy tshirts, with no bra most of the time, when running errands in the summer. I don't speed, but guys do like that at red lights. lol

robertlouis
08-07-2011, 09:15 AM
But I do wear tight skimpy tshirts, with no bra most of the time, when running errands in the summer. I don't speed, but guys do like that at red lights. lol

Especially if you've just braked hard, presumably lol.