PomonaCA
08-07-2011, 07:33 AM
I want to bring the national dialogue into the forefront of your mind. Study this shit and you'll understand why this country is full of resentful, envious motherfuckers.
Republican says: Government regulation is killing the American business man.
Liberal says: You greedy business people just want to kill all the puppies and kitties in the street! And the ice caps are melting!
Republican: We are looking at 12% unemployment! Ease up on government control.
Liberal: Employers must pay for healthcare.
Republican: Ok we'll pay, but it will affect the wage market.
Liberal: Well I guess we'll raise the minimum wage.
Republican: Looks like more people will be making minimum wage.
Liberal: Yeah bitch! We're an effective party! Look at all the people we helped!
Republican: Now everyone is poor!
Liberal: And you rich people hate the poor, I can tell you greedy assholes!
Republican: You're going to have to learn the hard way, Jimmy Carter Style.
America: Real unemployment stands at 15%.
Liberals: You just hate Obama because he's black!
Republican says: Government regulation is killing the American business man.
Liberal says: You greedy business people just want to kill all the puppies and kitties in the street! And the ice caps are melting!
Republican: We are looking at 12% unemployment! Ease up on government control.
Liberal: Employers must pay for healthcare.
Republican: Ok we'll pay, but it will affect the wage market.
Liberal: Well I guess we'll raise the minimum wage.
Republican: Looks like more people will be making minimum wage.
Liberal: Yeah bitch! We're an effective party! Look at all the people we helped!
Republican: Now everyone is poor!
Liberal: And you rich people hate the poor, I can tell you greedy assholes!
Republican: You're going to have to learn the hard way, Jimmy Carter Style.
America: Real unemployment stands at 15%.
Liberals: You just hate Obama because he's black!