Which People Are The King Of Sheepfuckers???

[Dino Velvet]

As an American, I find myself often caught in the middle of disputes between my friends from other countries. Sooner or later, somebody who talks in a funny accent always plays the Sheepfucker Card on someone.

[robertlouis]

Wikipedia the countries with the largest ovine populations, then check that out against their human population. Should give the best clues.

And I know you were hoping to lure us guys from the UK into the debate, so I thought I'd remain above it....





Oh, all right then. It's the Kiwis.

[Dino Velvet]

Wikipedia the countries with the largest ovine populations, then check that out against their human population. Should give the best clues.

And I know you were hoping to lure us guys from the UK into the debate, so I thought I'd remain above it....





Oh, all right then. It's the Kiwis.

I knew you would jump in pretty quick.

New Zealanders, huh? A Scotsman told me once that the Welsh were master sheep fornicators.

[russtafa]

no there is more sheep in Australia

[robertlouis]

A Scotsman told me once that the Welsh were master sheep fornicators.

Ooooh, I wonder who it was? ;)

[robertlouis]

no there is more sheep in Australia

Christ Russ, are you actually putting in a claim for the title?

[russtafa]

i was in New Zealand i was invited to a biker party where they had a lamb which they fucked and then barbecued .that was many years ago and i never participated ,you had to be a patch member

[robertlouis]

i was in New Zealand i was invited to a biker party where they had a lamb which they fucked and then barbecued .that was many years ago and i never participated ,you had to be a patch member

Or, as a Kiwi mate said to me a few years ago after one too many sheepfucker jibes, "Ok, mate - we fuck 'em, but you still eat 'em!"

[Merkurie]

So the Aussie asked the Welshman:
How do you shag your sheep?

To which the Welshman answered:
Hang their forelegs on the fence and their hind legs in your Wellies and shag away.

Astonished the Aussie said:
And miss out on all the kissing?

[russtafa]

:)nice lamb yummy

[robertlouis]

Yep, and I'll tell it first:

Why do Scotsmen like me wear kilts?

So that the sheep can't hear the zip.

[loveboof]

Wales is pretty obvious.. 3 million people / 12 million sheep.

Pretty inevitable really :)

[You Love Us]

A tourist walks into a bar and sits down on one of the free stools. He get's the barman's attention and orders a drink. Then he turns to the guy on the next stool and says "hi". The guy looks at him with dull, resigned eyes and sighs "Hello". The bartender brings the tourist his drink and gives the man sitting next to him a dirty look. The tourist looks around the bar and notices everyones furtivly glancing at him... as if with disaproval. The tourist whispers to the guy on the stool next to him "is it just me or is everyone staring at me?".

Again, the man sitting on the stool sighs deeply before saying "D'you go past the museum when you came into town?... I designed that ya know. It won awards, I was the pride of the town... in the national paper. I was a critically aclaimed architect with buildings in London, Rome, Paris and New York".

"Before I was an architect, I was a doctor. I saved lives, I've held hearts in my hand and massage them back into life. I restored the sight to African orphans".

"Before I was a doctor, I was a golfer. I won tournaments, got sponsership deals from big sports equipment manufactures... I was about to go pro but I was in my first year of university and I couldn't find the time to study, read to orphans, run charity marathons, compete in strongman competitions and play golf... so, I gave it up".

"I've done so many great things in my life, touched so many lives but do people remember me as the hot shot golfer or the doctor? Do they point to my buildings and speak my name in reverence?.... NO!!!!

I tell ya, you get caught fucking one sheep, just one! And that's all people will remember you for!

[Dino Velvet]

You guys are great. We have many top comedians in America but we are very deficient in sheepfucker jokes.

Shag 'em if you got 'em, fellas!:cheers:

[robertlouis]

You guys are great. We have many top comedians in America but we are very deficient in sheepfucker jokes.

Shag 'em if you got 'em, fellas!:cheers:

Dino, why would you need sheepfucker jokes when you've got Arkansas? :dancing:

[Dino Velvet]

Dino, why would you need sheepfucker jokes when you've got Arkansas? :dancing:

I think they screw hogs and severed heads there. Not as funny even if more retarded.

At least Arkansas pinched off Johnny Cash long ago so they're not all bad, just 99.9999% bad.

[theone1982]

i was in New Zealand i was invited to a biker party where they had a lamb which they fucked and then barbecued .that was many years ago and i never participated ,you had to be a patch member

So it came with it's own gravy?:puke

[BraveHeartz]

In Scotland anyone from the North are sheepfuckers.

What do you call two sheep tied to a post in Aberdeen?
Leisure centre.

[robertlouis]

In Scotland anyone from the North are sheepfuckers.

What do you call two sheep tied to a post in Aberdeen?
Leisure centre.

True. Aberdeen FC have been known as the Sheepshaggers for as long as I've been following football. I was calling them that long before I knew what it meant.

[loren]

Welcome to farmville, where men are men and sheep are nervous.

[Jericho]

Wales is pretty obvious.. 3 million people / 12 million sheep.

Pretty inevitable really :)

That's 4 million, ya cunt, we're not quite that endangered! :lol:
I'm just staying right the fuck out of this one! :ignore:

[theone1982]

3 million or 4 million, are they all men? What are the women doing while the men are fucking the sheep?:)

[Dino Velvet]

Why is there no Irish here? They don't fuck sheep?

[theone1982]

Why is there no Irish here? They don't fuck sheep?

Just other things.:)

[Dino Velvet]

Seanchai should start up SheepMaleYum shooting in various parts of the UK.

[Jericho]

3 million or 4 million, are they all men? What are the women doing while the men are fucking the sheep?:)


Have you seen the wimmin around here?
4 foot tall, 4 foot wide!<shudder>!

[Jericho]

Seanchai should start up SheepMaleYum shooting in various parts of the UK.

And you can fuck off and all, ya cunt! :lol:
j/k

[Dino Velvet]

And you can fuck off and all, ya cunt! :lol:
j/k

That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all day.:cheers:

[Jericho]

That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all day.:cheers:

It's a compliment...in British! ;-)

[Dino Velvet]

It's a compliment...in British! ;-)

I know. When I worked in Santa Monica I think I had more British friends than American. I had to learn to understand a whole new language. You guys make good drinking buddies.:cheers:

[russtafa]

they are the ones that invented the Liverpool kiss

[dderek123]

Either the Welsh or the South Africans.

[robertlouis]

Either the Welsh or the South Africans.

Yep, just imagine a rugby international between those two at the Millennium Stadium when someone smuggles a flock of sheep on to the park.......

[dderek123]

^ The scrums and rucks would be baaaaaadddd.

[robertlouis]

^ The scrums and rucks would be baaaaaadddd.

And the offside rule would be even more confusing than usual! :)

[loveboof]

That's 4 million, ya cunt, we're not quite that endangered! :lol:

lol. The sheep certainly aren't anyway...

[Dino Velvet]

they are the ones that invented the Liverpool kiss

I take it that is different from a Glasgow Smile or a Chelsea Grin.

[loveboof]

I take it that is different from a Glasgow Smile or a Chelsea Grin.
I always heard it as a glasgow kiss, and chelsea smile...

[robertlouis]

I always heard it as a glasgow kiss, and chelsea smile...

Anyone wishing to experience the former, please contact me by PM to experience the genuine article delivered by a real Glaswegian.

Glad to be of service. :dancing:

[Dino Velvet]

Anyone wishing to experience the former, please contact me by PM to experience the genuine article delivered by a real Glaswegian.

Glad to be of service. :dancing:

Did the Scot from Sons Of Anarchy do it correctly to the IRA fella? That was an awesome scene. They better never kill off Chibs.

&#x202a;Tommy Flanagan is a fat basturt!&#x202c;&rlm; - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zrYY_Y2Yug)

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23300000/Chibs-1x11-sons-of-anarchy-23301158-500-281.png

[Dino Velvet]

Sheepherders or Sheepfuckers???

&#x202a;Sheepherders promo 1-10-1988&#x202c;&rlm; - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_N2Bd_YW7M)

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/b/bushwhackers/14.jpg

[robertlouis]

Sheepherders or Sheepfuckers???



That's easy. First they herd them, then......

[Dino Velvet]

I wish the British girls here would get in this thread. Libby, Sammi, Joanna...

[Dino Velvet]

More talk of Sheepshagging here too.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=532828

[Dino Velvet]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BbbW4nFN_S8/ST9SPcZrwGI/AAAAAAAAIDU/bDA_tg4Kcr4/s400/sheep_shagger.jpg

http://www.kiwisouvenirs.com/images/PK-75434%20Black%20Sheep%20Shagger.jpg

http://www.selectism.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/sheep-shagger-scotch-ale-01-selectism1.jpg

http://www.phoenixcsc.com/image/BigEckShaggingSheep.jpg

&#x202a;Trainspotting (Scottish Rant)&#x202c;&rlm; - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgkZDbe4Xk&feature=player_embedded)

[robertlouis]

I wish the British girls here would get in this thread. Libby, Sammi, Joanna...

Not quite sure what you're suggesting here, Dino, but it's probably illegal in all 50 of your little old states......:whistle:

[robertlouis]

True. Aberdeen FC have been known as the Sheepshaggers for as long as I've been following football. I was calling them that long before I knew what it meant.

Look, here they are, a whole squad of sheepshaggers. And they're even smiling about it, the bastards.

[Dino Velvet]

Not quite sure what you're suggesting here, Dino, but it's probably illegal in all 50 of your little old states......:whistle:

Those girls don't have sex with sheep but they know people who do.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_X1IWXuEbgXI/TEK2AJVp2RI/AAAAAAAACkE/zFdLSdLC82s/s640/sheep+shagging+road+sign.jpg

[Dino Velvet]

This was kinda funny to me but I think you guys will enjoy it more.

&#x202a;The Sheep Song - Craig Ferguson&#x202c;&rlm; - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2Ra4XtpN84)

[robertlouis]

Those girls don't have sex with sheep but they know people who do.



"Is that a lamb on your dick or are you just pleased to see me?"

[Dino Velvet]

"Is that a lamb on your dick or are you just pleased to see me?"

Was it wrong for me to read that to myself in a Scottish accent?

[robertlouis]

Was it wrong for me to read that to myself in a Scottish accent?

The guy in the pic is an Aussie.

But ok, I suppose, if it makes you happy. Substitute "willie" for dick and pretend you're Billy Connolly.

[russtafa]

our sheep just die from the heat in the middle of the summer =they are fucked

[loren]

Seanchai should start up SheepMaleYum shooting in various parts of the UK.
That's baaad

[Dino Velvet]

That's baaad

Can you imagine how people would be picking apart the models?

Freddie Gomez: "That sheep a brick. Got hoofs like a Linebacker."

[Jericho]

Can you imagine how people would be picking apart the models?

She's got a great rack would take on a whole new meaning! :whistle:

[robertlouis]

She's got a great rack would take on a whole new meaning! :whistle:

Come on, Jericho, you wouldn't want to get an ugly one, would you?

[Jericho]

Come on, Jericho, you wouldn't want to get an ugly one, would you?

Mutton dressed as lamb! :ignore: