Bella was a race car driver.

[BellaBellucci]

I didn't go through any kind of training. I have no experience. I have no idea how to drive a race car. However, I have the gear and someone let me borrow their car, so that makes me a NASCAR pro. Y'all bitchez better reckanize! From now on I expect to be called Bella 'Checkered Flag' Bellucci and if you don't respect my self-identification, I'll (salvagely) insult you, your family, your parenting skills, your past, your future, your friends, your career, and your very identity because I am whatever I say I am... even a race car driver.

‪Primus - Jerry Was A Race Car Driver‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQ2305fLeA&ob=av3e)

~BB~

[Yvonne183]

Just be careful you don't blow an engine.

I'm a brain surgeon. Or is it astronaut,,, I forget which.

[Monkeyfucker]

Pics of the car plz?


Unless it really was a NASCAR racer...then ummm yeah.

[BellaBellucci]

Just be careful you don't blow an engine.

I'm a brain surgeon. Or is it astronaut,,, I forget which.

You didn't call me 'Checkered Flag.' :fu:

As Britney Markham would say: 'i iz bella racecar biatch. thats my name and u need to call me that cuz tranny porn is a magic faire tail land thats all lolipops and roses! FUCK U for disrepcting me.'

~BB~

[Foggy]

It really gets under your skin that much?

Wow...

[Yvonne183]

Actually, I didn't even read your post, I just read the title.

[maaarc]

Hi Checkered Flag - make sure you ask Santa for some of these wicked kool sockins

[BellaBellucci]

Hi Checkered Flag - make sure you ask Santa for some of these wicked kool sockins

I miss people using the word 'wicked.' :(

~BB~

[onmyknees]

Somebody's hittin' the bong pretty heavy today...huh?

[BellaBellucci]

Somebody's hittin' the bong pretty heavy today...huh?

Actually, I'm going through a bit of a shortage. I get cranky when I'm not medicated. You holding? ;)

~BB~

[onmyknees]

Actually, I'm going through a bit of a shortage. I get cranky when I'm not medicated. You holding? ;)

~BB~

not holding baby...but feeling....feeling myself today wishing u were here ! lol:jerkoff

[BellaBellucci]

not holding baby...but feeling....feeling myself today wishing u were here ! lol:jerkoff

‪Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing - Extended Version‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn4i8bAfnMY)

~BB~

[onmyknees]

‪Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing - Extended Version‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn4i8bAfnMY)

~BB~


Man...you're workin' me tonight ! LMAO. That's a great song to fuck to. :fuckin:

[amofemboy]

woooww finally a good reason to see a driving racing!!!!
i hope you use a sexy sexy suit so i can register the race!!

good luck

[King_Krollen]

'Gratz Checkered Flag on you NASCAR stardom.
I are a rocket surgerist, it took me *holds up three fingers on one hand and two fingers on another* four weeks to get my diploma. So if you ever need your eyes looked at or your car wurked on, gimme know alright? :geek:

[miner]

Bella, you are the best of the very best.

[mfmirofai]

Everywhere is shortage. Even in NC. Usually the crop is thick in harvest but the heat fucked up everything.

[rockabilly]

Just be careful you don't blow an engine.

I'm a brain surgeon. Or is it astronaut,,, I forget which.

forget blowin an engine and focus on blowin a tranny.

[Dino Velvet]

I wouldn't mind drinking beer out in the hot sun taking endless left turns into Bella's funhole.

‪Black Sabbath - Trashed [Lyrics + Subs]‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz44xS5MzYE)

[robertlouis]

Bella, just noticed the new sig.

If you're the UN-Tranny, does that mean you get to wear a blue helmet and do your best to stop the endless flame wars in this place?

Or maybe wave your hands helplessly and blame the French (always a good fallback position).

[BellaBellucci]

Bella, just noticed the new sig.

If you're the UN-Tranny, does that mean you get to wear a blue helmet and do your best to stop the endless flame wars in this place?

Or maybe wave your hands helplessly and blame the French (always a good fallback position).

Stop what?! Hellz, no! Flame wars are the lifeblood of this place. It just means that I don't intend to live my life as a stereotype.

http://betterwaystrategies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Uncola.jpg

~BB~

[theone1982]

Without flamewars I think this place would collapse on itself.
‪Poltergeist - House Implosion Scene‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GxP9qlqOvc)

[robertlouis]

Stop what?! It just means that I don't intend to live my life as a stereotype.


~BB~

No chance of that, lol.

[Dino Velvet]

Got this new stuff called Jupiter OG from the weed store. Was wondering why they call it that until I ripped a bong hit and took a picture of myself.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2009/10/pluto-1.jpg

[amofemboy]

[QUOTE=BellaBellucci;979139] It just means that I don't intend to live my life as a stereotype.

:iagree::iagree::iagree::iagree::iagree:

[dderek123]

I fuckin' love that primus tune.

[BellaBellucci]

I fuckin' love that primus tune.

Catchy tune, isn't it?

~BB~

[dderek123]

Catchy tune, isn't it?

~BB~
Sure is!

Their drummer at that time was pretty darn good.