what would your superpower be?

[russtafa]

Mine would be to influence people=for evil of course:)

[Erika1487]

If I had one super power it would be to be bullet proof.

[robertlouis]

Mine would be to put a complete stop to the never-ending and pointless debates on HA about whether a liking for tgirls makes you gay.......:wiggle:

[Erika1487]

Mine would be to put a complete stop to the never-ending and pointless debates on HA about whether a liking for tgirls makes you gay.......:wiggle:

:Bowdown::iagree:100%

[Ben]

:Bowdown::iagree:100%

Mine would be: make homophobia and transphobia disappear from the face of the earth.
Or maybe something simpler... like flying.

[Yvonne183]

My power would be to have a super strong stomach so i could eat loads of pizza without getting stomach pains, cause I really like pizza.

Or I would just become invisible as a super power so I could get into the movies for free.

[robertlouis]

My power would be to have a super strong stomach so i could eat loads of pizza without getting stomach pains, cause I really like pizza.

Or I would just become invisible as a super power so I could get into the movies for free.

When I saw you'd posted on this thread I was really looking forward to reading it.

Pizza? PIZZA???? I'm really disappointed, Yvonne.

[Yvonne183]

When I saw you'd posted on this thread I was really looking forward to reading it.

Pizza? PIZZA???? I'm really disappointed, Yvonne.

I'm sorry, but I am tired.

[robertlouis]

I'm sorry, but I am tired.

Too much feckin' pizza, I'll be bound. :whistle:

[theone1982]

Mine would be to put a complete stop to the never-ending and pointless debates on HA about whether a liking for tgirls makes you gay.......:wiggle:

That's not a superpower, that's a miracle!:)

[BellaBellucci]

Superpower? The 'Russians' (USSR). I'd like to play Global Thermonuclear War.

http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/war_games_reboot.jpg

... or maybe just a nice game of chess.

~BB~

[robertlouis]

That's not a superpower, that's a miracle!:)

Let's see what our new joint thread throws up!

[theone1982]

Let's see what our new joint thread throws up!

That thread is bound to create a vortex that will consume all of HA in a blackhole of inane arguments!:)

[robertlouis]

That thread is bound to create a vortex that will consume all of HA in a blackhole of inane arguments!:)

Apart from itself - that subject is the nuclear cockroach of HA!

[theone1982]

Apart from itself - that subject is the nuclear cockroach of HA!

True. The last cockroaches on Earth will be debating which ones are gay!:)

[Stavros]

As a genuine answer, some kind of power that would even out the world's supply of drinking water; and make resource management part of an integrated, global strategy to ensure secure food supplies, shelter, and education for children -indeed for anyone who wants it, free of charge.

Otherwise, an endless supply of honest ladyboys, but I guess that's really beyond anyone's power...

[MdR Dave]

Mine would be: make homophobia and transphobia disappear from the face of the earth.
Or maybe something simpler... like flying.

Either way, you're gonna have to wear a pair of tights.

Wait, is that gay?

[robertlouis]

Otherwise, an endless supply of honest ladyboys, but I guess that's really beyond anyone's power...

Honest Ladyboys - that's a classic oxymoron, just like Non-gay HA Thread.

[Jericho]

Otherwise, an endless supply of honest ladyboys, but I guess that's really beyond anyone's power...

Superpowers I can do, miracles will take a bit longer! :hide-1:

[King_Krollen]

Shapeshifting, like Mystique in the comic books.
or...
Mind control.

[dderek123]

I would like to be able to shit 100 dollar bills.

[robertlouis]

I would like to be able to 100 dollar bills.

Verb missing - print? shit? eat? paper the walls with?

Inquiring minds want to know, Derek! :)

[foreigner]

I want the ability to have people do what I want them to.

[Deimos]

Lycanthropy, or as it's commonly referred to as, shape shifting. Not necessarily into were-creatures... But into anything that walks, can fly, slither or swim. Create a new identity... one where you have the looks to get ahead in life. Assume an existing identity for awhile... The ultimate spy, the ultimate thief, the ultimate celebrity, endless possibilities.

[robertlouis]

I would like to be able to shit 100 dollar bills.


Toilet paper is usually cheaper.

[Ineeda SM]

Toilet paper is usually cheaper.

But not as rewarding.

[theone1982]

I want the ability to have people do what I want them to.

This.

[theone1982]

To be able to know what women are thinking. Then you could practically be a god!:)

[Ineeda SM]

To be able to make anyone I want appear and have any kind of sex with until we pass out.

(Too greedy?)

[robertlouis]

To be able to know what women are thinking. Then you could practically be a god!:)

Didn't work out too well for Mel Gibson as I recall.

BTW, does anyone else here find Helen Hunt strangely cute in a girl next door sort of way?

[robertlouis]

But not as rewarding.

OK, but I wouldn't want to take a bagful to the bank.....

[Ineeda SM]

Are you kidding? I love Helen Hunt. She is a babe.

[robertlouis]

To be able to make anyone I want appear and have any kind of sex with until we pass out.

(Too greedy?)

If you had that power, why on earth would you want to pass out??? :confused:

[Ineeda SM]

OK, but I wouldn't want to take a bagful to the bank.....

Well you have to wash them first. Geeesh!

[Ineeda SM]

If you had that power, why on earth would you want to pass out??? :confused:

Gotta rest sometimes. I'm only human.

[foreigner]

To be able to know what women are thinking. Then you could practically be a god!:)

I will rephrase mine then.... The ability to tell people what to think.

[robertlouis]

I will rephrase mine then.... The ability to tell people what to think.

Are you a Republican by any chance? :dancing:

[theone1982]

Didn't work out too well for Mel Gibson as I recall.

BTW, does anyone else here find Helen Hunt strangely cute in a girl next door sort of way?

Was that Mad Max where he could do that?:)

[robertlouis]

Was that Mad Max where he could do that?:)

Dunno, but it's certainly fucked his head up ever since.

[icarus2112]

instant teleportation would be useful.

[robertlouis]

instant teleportation would be useful.

I guess with your alias you don't actually need the power of flight....

[Jericho]

To be able to know what women are thinking. Then you could practically be a god!:)

Yah, but a very masochistic one! :shrug

[theone1982]

I guess with your alias you don't actually need the power of flight....

Nah, wax wings don't work out too well.:)

[icarus2112]

flying is still slow and tedious, I wanna get there now Dammit!!! I mean from home in Seattle to see hot TSs in Sao Paulo in an instant, what could be better?

[foreigner]

Are you a Republican by any chance? :dancing:

Yes but I'm in sales primarily. I thought Obama winning would be a good thing for the country but of course he turned out to be a douche bag. But he hasn't hurt me yet. Rick Perry will be the next President. Mark my words. LOL

[russtafa]

My Tgirl would like to have similar powers to X-men's Rogue, the ability to absorb the memories and life force of another,plus the strength and flight that Rogue also permanently possesses from Ms Marvel....she's a good girl!

[Deimos]

Another cool ability would be cryokinesis (Ice Man). Would love to see it snow in July, and I'd never bitch about it being to hot.

[Deimos]

My Tgirl would like to have similar powers to X-men's Rogue, the ability to absorb the memories and life force of another,plus the strength and flight that Rogue also permanently possesses from Ms Marvel....she's a good girl!

Good call, most people think Ms. Marvel is a beuty pageant contestant.

[Quiet Reflections]

The Power Cosmic

[baller1987]

easy answer - vibrating cock.

[aprilian]

I actually have 1.

Super parking MOJO.

I drive downtown Dub Cee and the spots just appear.

[russtafa]

with my power to influence people i would take over Australia then hang every politician then take over the world and hang the U.N

[Prospero]

If you're going to start hanging politicians there is a long list of dictators to get to before the UN Russtafa... the Burmese generals, the Chinese leadership, most middle eastern leaders etc....

[russtafa]

good i would love to give them a painful death

[tvkim]

To give Glenn Martin the money he needs to complete his Jetpack project

http://martinjetpack.com/

That guy is pure genius and needs all the credit he deserves.

Keep at it Glenn, you will get there soon.

[iamdrgonzo]

Tolerence, understanding, empathy, love and cooperation to each and every big brained hairless bipedal primate regardless of race, creed, geographical location or colour.

[BellaBellucci]

Tolerence, understanding, empathy, love and cooperation to each and every big brained hairless bipedal primate regardless of race, creed, geographical location or colour.

... and a partridge in a pear tree.

~BB~

[iamdrgonzo]

... and a partridge in a pear tree.

~BB~

You can keep the partridge.

I'd rather have a huge satchel of marijuana.

[BellaBellucci]

You can keep the partridge.

I'd rather have a huge satchel of marijuana.

*sing* ... and-a huge satch-el of mari-juan-a! :Bowdown:

Yeah. I think I can live with that. :lol:

~BB~

[trish]

I'd choose the power to give any man a continuous, gushing, never-ending, debilitating orgasm just by pointing to his crotch. It'd be an easy, non-violent way to usher women into the seats of power and take over the world.

[iamdrgonzo]

*sing* ... and-a huge satch-el of mari-juan-a! :Bowdown:

Yeah. I think I can live with that. :lol:

~BB~

Marijuana :party: