Cell phones excuses!

[NatashaLover]

With caller id these days is soooo easy not to answer unwanted calls, so whats your favorite excuse why you didn't answer the phone?

I use "I left my cell phone in the car" or "I was busy doing a photo session"

I know Dino's excuse is because he was in the toilet or something similar. LOL Just joking Dino! xoxo :Bowdown:

[Dino Velvet]

Seriously. When me and this one ex-GF lived together, I told her, "God damn mother fuck! Why, when I'm sittin' down pinchin' a loaf minding my own fucking business one of these motherfuckers has to call and try to get my ass off the toilet! I'm tellin' 'ya there's someone with binoculars looking through the bathroom window waiting for me to go in there for a shit then signal his buddy to ring the damn phone!" She calmly said, "But you're in the bathroom all the time." She was nice.

I don't have a voice mail set up on my phone. I kinda use it like a beeper except I can call back. I hate talking on the phone except when I'm high so I guess I usually like talking on the phone.

[Pelheckitt]

I had a dead battery and I had the ringer turned off are my favorites. I hear that shit and it's a done deal she can take her muted dead ass phone down the road!

[robertlouis]

Seriously. When me and this one ex-GF lived together, I told her, "God damn mother fuck! Why, when I'm sittin' down pinchin' a loaf minding my own fucking business one of these motherfuckers has to call and try to get my ass off the toilet! I'm tellin' 'ya there's someone with binoculars looking through the bathroom window waiting for me to go in there for a shit then signal his buddy to ring the damn phone!" She calmly said, "But you're in the bathroom all the time." She was nice.

I don't have a voice mail set up on my phone. I kinda use it like a beeper except I can call back. I hate talking on the phone except when I'm high so I guess I usually like talking on the phone.

High and on the toilet. That's some image there, Dino!

Wasn't that what finished Elvis off in the end? ;)

[Dino Velvet]

High and on the toilet. That's some image there, Dino!

And many times eating a plate of Spaghetti too.

[loren]

It was on silent is one of my favs.

[robertlouis]

And many times eating a plate of Spaghetti too.

Perfect opportunity to cut out the middleman.....

[Willie Escalade]

"I was driving, and I don't have Bluetooth."

[Luvs T Gyrls]

It was charging inside and I was in the garage
Hmmm... musta went straight to voicemail

[NatashaLover]

you guys are soo funny!!

[BLKGSXR]

Because I dont like you lol! that would be awesome!

[NatashaLover]

Because I dont like you lol! that would be awesome!
well I mean to lie to them, not telling them the truth in their face. LOL

Sometimes I also use, my dog ate my cell phone, just like in old times "teacher, my dog ate my homework" LOL

[moonman]

i was in a bad area, doing homework, or in the shower are my top 3

[loren]

Another one, "Are you sure that you dialed the right number? Because, my phone never rang."

[MdR Dave]

Natasha, you are so sexy! You could post today's television schedule as long as your picture came up I'd read it.

LA when?

[BellaBellucci]

Who the hell needs an excuse? I'm a moody bitch. Sometimes you wouldn't even want me to answer. Call me at your own peril. :lol:

~BB~

[CORVETTEDUDE]

You're breakin' up!!!.....Hello....Hello!!! Oh well, I lost 'em!

[loren]

Who the hell needs an excuse? I'm a moody bitch. Sometimes you wouldn't even want me to answer. Call me at your own peril. :lol:

~BB~
:iagree:

You're breakin' up!!!.....Hello....Hello!!! Oh well, I lost 'em!
clasic

[Dino Velvet]

Who the hell needs an excuse? I'm a moody bitch. Sometimes you wouldn't even want me to answer. Call me at your own peril. :lol:

~BB~

I've answered the phone many times by saying, "What do you want now?!?"

I get a ton of these survey calls at suppertime too. Makes me real mad. Damn Enchiladas are gonna get cold.

I actually like wrong numbers. I got a call in the truck from a hospital the other day. Lady says, "You coming in today?" I answer, "Why would I? It's such a nice day." She responds, "But you're on call today and we need you!" I answer, "But lady, I'm not a doctor. I do have my own set of knives if you still want me to come down there." She rudely hung up on me. Geez.

[bassman2546]

Mine's quite simple and honest, "I simply don't want to talk to you right now."

[Jericho]

Couldn't be arsed to pick up! :shrug

[RubyTS]

mine is usually "i wasnt in the mood to talk to u"

[sunairco]

I don't need an excuse. All I have to say is I'm on ATT and anyone understands that. Shit, you don't even get your voice mail alert until many hours later.

[Dino Velvet]

I used to have a phone where the "9" didn't work.

[theone1982]

With caller id these days is soooo easy not to answer unwanted calls, so whats your favorite excuse why you didn't answer the phone?

I use "I left my cell phone in the car" or "I was busy doing a photo session"

I know Dino's excuse is because he was in the toilet or something similar. LOL Just joking Dino! xoxo :Bowdown:

That's easy. I didn't answer the phone, because I was jerking off to pics of Natasha Lover!:):Bowdown:

[DL_NL]

I don't really use excuses. I tend to forget to take my phone out of my coat pocket and I don't hear it when it's ringing in there, or I forget to take it from silent mode when I was in a meeting.
I'm not married to my phone, so chances are that I'm in the shower, in the toilet, emptying my mailbox or answering the door when someone calls. When it's really important they usually call back. When I'm watching something on TV I really want to see or I'm entertaining visitors, I tend not to answer my phone. That's what voice mail is for.

[NatashaLover]

That's easy. I didn't answer the phone, because I was jerking off to pics of Natasha Lover!:):Bowdown:

mmmmmm, did you came a lot?

[robertlouis]

I used to have a phone where the "9" didn't work.


Must have been a real bugger what with all the times you have to call 911, Dino! :dancing:

[DL_NL]

Even more so in the UK...

[robertlouis]

Even more so in the UK...

Indeed, but 999 wouldn't have worked for the transatlantic readership.

After all, on the rest of the planet a 911 is a highly desirable sports car!

[theone1982]

mmmmmm, did you came a lot?

Always!:):Bowdown:

[iamdrgonzo]

I don't need an excuse my cell phone service is so terrible most calls go directly to voice mail purgatory.

Fuck you very much Sprint.

[Dino Velvet]

Must have been a real bugger what with all the times you have to call 911, Dino! :dancing:

Burglars couldn't call 911 while my Akita was snacking on their flesh either.

As Sure As The Reaper

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[NatashaLover]

I don't need an excuse my cell phone service is so terrible most calls go directly to voice mail purgatory.

Fuck you very much Sprint.

I have sprint and it works good for me, would not change it.

[mikelpo]

I use the " natasha lovers on the line, fuck off and let me listen to her talk naughty to me excuse" (wish she would!!)

[NatashaLover]

I use the " natasha lovers on the line, fuck off and let me listen to her talk naughty to me excuse" (wish she would!!)

whats your number? :)

[SirCumsAlot]

My excuse would be because I was jerking off really hard and came so much all over my phone and all the cum leaked into the phone, killing my phone, so I had to get it fix, or buy a new one, which resulted in me missing someone call, or being unable to return the call in a fashionable time.

That excuse works all the time

[mikelpo]

whats your number? :)

Now that would be awesome babe x:jerkoff

[Deimos]

I was at work
I was asleep
I was pooing
I was practicing Muay Thai and sprained my ankle I think. I'm going to the hospital and I won't be able to turn my phone on. The ER is too close to ICU and the signal interferes with life support equipment. I don't want to be the guy who caused someone to die. Hit me up on facebook and I'll let you know how my ankle feels when I'm home.

Then I usually wonder why the fuck I gave someone my number, that's so annoying, I almost make them feel bad when I give an excuse that elaborate.

Then I wonder why I even have a cell phone if all I do with the damn thing is call people back on my own watch.

I'm a bit of a dick I guess lol.

[onmyknees]

I'm a notorious non-answerer.....I figure if I want to talk to someone I'll call them. I learned that from escorts...they never fucking answer !!!!!!!! yet amazingly it doesn't stop people from calling me. Since I'm usually on a loud motorcycle, if I do miss a call from someone I like, I use that as an excuse and it usually works.

[dreamon]

If I'm able to, I always answer the phone, even if I don't want to talk to them. If I really don't want to talk to them though, I'll answer and say I am driving so I can't talk long.