JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
12-30-2005, 01:48 PM
1st off let me say that this isn't about all women; but many of you might be able to shake your head in agreement to some of the things I type and say to yourself............yeah I've experienced something similar to that.
With that in mind these are the top 10 things I learned about women (for this site I'll stick to tgirls) in the year 2005................
1. A woman will give you her cell # but will only answer it after 7pm due to roaming charges, lol
2. A woman will wear an outfit at one club, then turn around and wear that same outfit the very next day to another club................
3. A woman will get upset because you don't talk to her, for whatever reason, and eventually break down and approach you (whether it be days, weeks, or months later) and act like nothing ever happened and try to get with you all over again................(for those of you scratching your heads, saying "huh Johnny?" it ain't for you, you either get that statement or you don't, lol)
4. A woman will go to a friends house and LIGHT THEIR BATHROOM UP and act like it's normal......................it ain't normal
5. A woman will rock flip flops in December in 18 degree weather to a club, bar, or bodega................
6. A woman will walk up to a guy and grab his dick based on the level of hormones injected, alcohol consumed, and the music playing...........lol
7. A woman will have a DVD collection of various movies and 9 times out of 10 "Paris is Burning" will be in that collection............
8. A woman will fuck a guy with a big dick once.................................ONCE!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. Every woman has a picture of Marilyn Monroe somewhere in their home, storage, garage, etc.....................
and last but not least......................
10. Diana Ross, Madonna, and/or any Reggaeton song will get a woman in any state (even near unconsciousness) up and to the dance floor.........
Feel free to add things you've learned to this post, or do as you all usually do and comment/not comment..............the choice is [as always] yours
With that in mind these are the top 10 things I learned about women (for this site I'll stick to tgirls) in the year 2005................
1. A woman will give you her cell # but will only answer it after 7pm due to roaming charges, lol
2. A woman will wear an outfit at one club, then turn around and wear that same outfit the very next day to another club................
3. A woman will get upset because you don't talk to her, for whatever reason, and eventually break down and approach you (whether it be days, weeks, or months later) and act like nothing ever happened and try to get with you all over again................(for those of you scratching your heads, saying "huh Johnny?" it ain't for you, you either get that statement or you don't, lol)
4. A woman will go to a friends house and LIGHT THEIR BATHROOM UP and act like it's normal......................it ain't normal
5. A woman will rock flip flops in December in 18 degree weather to a club, bar, or bodega................
6. A woman will walk up to a guy and grab his dick based on the level of hormones injected, alcohol consumed, and the music playing...........lol
7. A woman will have a DVD collection of various movies and 9 times out of 10 "Paris is Burning" will be in that collection............
8. A woman will fuck a guy with a big dick once.................................ONCE!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. Every woman has a picture of Marilyn Monroe somewhere in their home, storage, garage, etc.....................
and last but not least......................
10. Diana Ross, Madonna, and/or any Reggaeton song will get a woman in any state (even near unconsciousness) up and to the dance floor.........
Feel free to add things you've learned to this post, or do as you all usually do and comment/not comment..............the choice is [as always] yours