If you could do one thing, anything you wanted

[BellaBellucci]

... without consequences, what would you do?

I think I'd kill Bin Laden.

Oh, right.

I'd turn in Whitey for the reward money.

Captured you say?

I'd think I'd start an anti-Grooby PAC. Or maybe have 12 wives like the zealots of Mitt Romney's religion (remember that when you step into the voting booth Republicrats!). Maybe I'd kidnap my son and move to London, or party with Charlie Sheen perhaps.

Winning. Discuss.

~BB~

[dderek123]

Win the lottery. My life is great as it is but more cash would make it better.

[BellaBellucci]

Win the lottery. My life is great as it is but more cash would make it better.

No, I meant something within your immediate physical capability. Think more along the lines of robbing a bank.

~BB~

[iamdrgonzo]

Bring peace and happiness to all human-kind (Yes I know I'm bat-shit crazy)

PS I want the consequences

[dderek123]

Ahh, I see now. Rob a bank and take away all the money and keep it at mah house.

[BellaBellucci]

Bring peace and happiness to all human-kind (Yes I know I'm bat-shit crazy)

PS I want the consequences

Fucking hippie. :lol:

YouTube - ‪The Dark Knight and Eric Cartman‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YGg7cDy7MA)

~BB~

[Prospero]

I'd rapture the world's religious fundamentalists to someplace horrid for eternity and rapture all th world's most beautiful GGs and TS girls to my place for eternity...

[iamdrgonzo]

Fucking hippie. :lol:

~BB~


Thats neo-hippie.

[iamdrgonzo]

.... all th world's most beautiful GGs and TS girls to my place for eternity...

Party at Prospero's :party:

What time should we stop by?

[BellaBellucci]

Thats neo-hippie.

Oh. I'm so sorry. Pardon me. You're a peace monger with a smartphone. :Bowdown:

~BB~

[iamdrgonzo]

Oh. I'm so sorry. Pardon me. You're a peace monger with a smartphone. :Bowdown:

~BB~


Acutally I hate cell phones. I refer to mine as my ball and chain, tolerated only for business. No business no phone.

I'm the guy living off in the woods with my house, barn and girl a nice day for us is sitting in the shade at the bend in the river while sipping some Malbec listening to music.

[rugbyguy79]

For you BB it should be removing those horrendous tattoos - I have seen 300 lbs 65 year old bikers with better tats than those

[iamdrgonzo]

For you BB it should be removing those horrendous tattoos - I have seen 300 lbs 65 year old bikers with better tats than those

Thats one hell of a first post.

I bet its one of Bella's many HA admirers incognito.

[BellaBellucci]

For you BB it should be removing those horrendous tattoos - I have seen 300 lbs 65 year old bikers with better tats than those

OMG! Hi! You broke a 4-year silence to make that your first post ev-ah?! :Bowdown:

http://www.dkunderground.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/congratulations.jpg

~BB~

[joeninety]

At this moment in time if there is one thing i could do, it would to do you Ms BB:fuckin:

[BellaBellucci]

Acutally I hate cell phones. I refer to mine as my ball and chain, tolerated only for business. No business no phone.

You're a real joke killer today. :lol:


At this moment in time if there is one thing i could do, it would to do you Ms BB:fuckin:

Stop it! You're making me wet. :whistle:

~BB~

[joeninety]

Stop it! You're making me wet. :whistle:

~BB~


hmmm the wetter the better keep flowing Ms B:salad

[BellaBellucci]

hmmm the wetter the better keep flowing Ms B:salad

http://graphics.condom.com/Images/400JPG/LP-GEL-4Z_400.jpg

... it does a body good, especially when it's having teh buttsecks.

~BB~

[joeninety]

Can i lubricate my whole body and slide up and down yours with this stuff Ms B :fuckin:

[BellaBellucci]

Can i lubricate my whole body and slide up and down yours with this stuff Ms B :fuckin:

Sure. But don't forget to use protection.

YouTube - ‪Naked Gun Love Scene‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YFC0O393DQ)

RIP Leslie Nielson.

~BB~

[joeninety]

Sure. But don't forget to use protection.

YouTube - ‪Naked Gun Love Scene‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YFC0O393DQ)

RIP Leslie Nielson.

~BB~

Fuck that:yayo: i'm claustrophobic, besides there is the danger of suffocation:dead-1:, sorry Ms BB but you gotta let me BB you being as its my wish:praying:

[LibertyHarkness]

think i would like to eat someones brain while they are alive, bit like a zombie attack you know,.,. just to see if you really do gain their knowledge....

then perhaps after that i wouldnt mind torturing a few heretics in the old medevil way.. quite fancy doing the old hungdrawn and quartered then burn their intestines infront of them while they are still alive .. looked very fun in braveheart :)

then for the evening i would like to try and eat an octopuss like in old boy .. then probably would be tired so would read one of my horus heresy books in bed while smoking my pipe .. thats my plan for the day anyway if i could do anything :)

[Edwoodwoodwood]

think i would like to eat someones brain while they are alive, bit like a zombie attack you know,.,. just to see if you really do gain their knowledge....

then perhaps after that i wouldnt mind torturing a few heretics in the old medevil way.. quite fancy doing the old hungdrawn and quartered then burn their intestines infront of them while they are still alive .. looked very fun in braveheart :)

then for the evening i would like to try and eat an octopuss like in old boy .. then probably would be tired so would read one of my horus heresy books in bed while smoking my pipe .. thats my plan for the day anyway if i could do anything :)

Bloody hell Libby, if you ate that much in one day you would be as fat as fuck and would end up in need of some liposuction lol.

[LibertyHarkness]

hey thtas something else i can add to my list to try as well then :) all good lol

[LibertyHarkness]

this was a pic of me eating some brains yesterday at the skull restaurant ... needed more pepper mind ..

:) brains so tasty mmmmm

[rockabilly]

Hmm i'd punch my father inlaw.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Take all of Bill Gates money and holdings away from him and slap him down like a redheaded step-child. How's that?

[Quiet Reflections]

Blow up the Earth

[joeym75ld]

Hmm i'd punch my father inlaw.
haha, trouble in paradise?

[Jericho]

Pin RobertLouis down, then mount Thatcher on top of him, while TheOne twangs her arse with elastic bands...Ya know, just for shits and giggles! :shrug

[Azanti]

Well you said 'anything you wanted...'

Stop Lisa Kage from dying would be pretty near the top of my list.......

[mikelpo]

Help Liverpool win the premier league two years running and ram it up purple noses arse!

[GroobySteven]

Well you said 'anything you wanted...'

Stop Lisa Kage from dying would be pretty near the top of my list.......

Well said, near top of my list too. I still don't know exactly what happened despite trying for years.

[Nivek]

Be able to fly, fuck money!

[BellaBellucci]

Well said, near top of my list too. I still don't know exactly what happened despite trying for years.

If I could do anything I wanted, I'd ban you from HA. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

I like your new avatar by the way. It's very appropriate for you.

~BB~

[GroobySteven]

If I could do anything I wanted, I'd ban you from HA. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

~BB~


What a sad little life that you are so fixated on something so irrelevant.

[BellaBellucci]

What a sad little life that you are so fixated on something so irrelevant.

What a sad little insecure man. So scared to death of the ideas of one model that you had to ban her on your site over arguments on this site (and then advertise that she was a member in a mass e-mail). Tsk, tsk.

~BB~

[trish]

Transfer and divert all the bonus money Wall Street bankers make each year to charities of my choice.

[Jackal]

Sex with her:

http://www.umnet.com/pic/diy/screensaver/8%5CAlizee-85257.jpg

http://www.newsgab.com/attachments/celebrity-pictures/84007d1194532589-alizee-large-post-alizee-butt.jpg

http://www.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/Alizee-/Alizee--1223310.jpg

[Yvonne183]

Well you said 'anything you wanted...'

Stop Lisa Kage from dying would be pretty near the top of my list.......


I don't know Lisa Kage but if a member of this forum cares that much about her then I would also use my "one anything" to keep her from dying.

[sunairco]

Two more daughters that would have turned out like my two would have been nice.

[BellaBellucci]

Two more daughters that would have turned out like my two would have been nice.

I would've liked to have a daughter too. It's interesting: my brother was a macho steroid freak and he got a girl. I'm transsexual and I got a boy. The universe works in mysterious ways. :lol:

~BB~

[fred41]

Hmm i'd punch my father inlaw.

When did you get married?..Did i miss something?

[robertlouis]

I'd ban all personal ownership of handguns, then move on to the armies.



Lights blue touchpaper, retires to safe distance...... :whistle:

[carl essex]

i would want to be a TS for a day, to see what its like, i would have huge tits and hips etc. just for one day be on the other foot lol

[robertlouis]

i would want to be a TS for a day, to see what its like, i would have huge tits and hips etc. just for one day be on the other foot lol

Depending on the size of your new appendages, you might want to consider staying on both feet. :dancing:

[theone1982]

Hey Seanchai, I notice Sunshyne is your avatar. Is she going to be in any DVDs planning to be released?:praying:

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Stuffing seanchai up an elephant's ass would be fun also. Not a priority but, if I'd run out of trivial things to do...I'd consider it.

[rockabilly]

When did you get married?..Did i miss something?

i got married about a week ago.

[robertlouis]

Pin RobertLouis down, then mount Thatcher on top of him, while TheOne twangs her arse with elastic bands...Ya know, just for shits and giggles! :shrug

You wicked old bastard. How did you know that was my ultimate fantasy?

[fred41]

i got married about a week ago.

Congratulations !!!

You should've invited me..I would've went...

I hope you found the happiness you were looking for !





wow..so cool.

[robertlouis]

i got married about a week ago.

Sincere congratulations Rockabilly.

What a fantastic turnaround in your life!



Now, in your own good time, no hurry, please tell us why you want to punch your father-in-law's lights out.

Inquiring minds want to know.

[Ineeda SM]

Pin RobertLouis down, then mount Thatcher on top of him, while TheOne twangs her arse with elastic bands...Ya know, just for shits and giggles! :shrug

I hope you are selling tickets to this glorious event. I'd fly across the pond to watch this one.

[robertlouis]

I hope you are selling tickets to this glorious event. I'd fly across the pond to watch this one.

The poor old duck is so gaga these days that she would probably neither notice nor remember it happening.

That also means that she won't remember fucking the country over for the 12 years of her premiership.

Which is a shame, a real shame.....:whistle:

[Ineeda SM]

It's the picture I have stuck in my head of Margy mounting you, that is really curious to me.

[robertlouis]

It's the picture I have stuck in my head of Margy mounting you, that is really curious to me.

Here's something to keep you going in the meantime.

You can't see it in the pic, but she's actually butt-fucking Geoffrey Howe here.

[Ineeda SM]

Very interesting pic. The cigar adds something to the attitude.

[Prospero]

I am sure fucking Britain over was the best sex Thatcher ever had

[robertlouis]

I am sure fucking Britain over was the best sex Thatcher ever had

Yep. Denis was the only man who knew her after she became a virgin....

[joeninety]

I don't know Lisa Kage but if a member of this forum cares that much about her then I would also use my "one anything" to keep her from dying.


Sheeesh are you really that sweet:confused: Sorry BB i'm changing my one thing to save Lisa Kage as well...................

[joeninety]

What a sad little insecure man. So scared to death of the ideas of one model that you had to ban her on your site over arguments on this site (and then advertise that she was a member in a mass e-mail). Tsk, tsk.

~BB~

Sounds serious................ light up the fire let the flames burn open the door let Jesus return:praying:

[Jericho]

You wicked old bastard. How did you know that was my ultimate fantasy?


You talk in your sleep...According to Nutina! :hide-1:
http://jonhoward.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/thatcher.jpg

[Jericho]

I hope you are selling tickets to this glorious event. I'd fly across the pond to watch this one.

<shudder> I'd rather watch that Sandbox thing again! :hide-1:

[rockabilly]

Sincere congratulations Rockabilly.

What a fantastic turnaround in your life!



Now, in your own good time, no hurry, please tell us why you want to punch your father-in-law's lights out.

Inquiring minds want to know.

Thanks everyone , he's just a dumbass

[dan_drade]

<shudder> I'd rather watch that Sandbox thing again! :hide-1:

Oh god damn, I saw that sandbox vid and it made my skin crawl!!

[blckhaze]

rob a bank
that or line up all the cute chicks in my phone and tap each one in a row.

[russtafa]

I would grab up all my friends and tgirls and leave this planet and then blow it up

[runningdownthatdream]

I would grab up all my friends and tgirls and leave this planet and then blow it up

Well fuck you too!

[Ineeda SM]

I would grab up all my friends and tgirls and leave this planet and then blow it up


Well fuck you too!

Yeah anyway. I'm with him.:iagree: What the fuck Russtafa? What about us? Takes all the hot TG's for himself, and kills the rest of us. Ya greedy fuck.:)

[fred41]

The Planet's fine.

[buckjohnson]

To go out on a date with Bella, to play in a blues band in my fav blues spot in Chi., and to have my pic taken by the gangsta BBC photog.

[buckjohnson]

OMG! Hi! You broke a 4-year silence to make that your first post ev-ah?! :Bowdown:

http://www.dkunderground.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/congratulations.jpg

~BB~

Very interesting

[russtafa]

rule the world and enforce my will without mercy

[Silcc69]

Win 900 billion dollars :)

[buckjohnson]

Watch ND fuck OMK... with the gangsta photog taking the pics.