T-girls in Cannes

[that guy]

Traveling to Cannes for a few days and wondering where to go out.

[Prospero]

I've seen Trannys hanging out near the big hotels but that during the Film Festival. Don't know what its like rest of the year.

[SammiValentine]

i want to goooooooooo!

[dc_guy_75]

I've spent some time there and the only club is Disco 7
http://www.discotheque-le7.com/

[robertlouis]

Traveling to Cannes for a few days and wondering where to go out.

Nice. 15 minutes on the train, residential tgirl scene. The girls in Cannes are mostly, as Prospero says, there for the festival. Then they catch the train back to Nice.

[Prospero]

Nice is nice

[robertlouis]

Or if you don't mind taking your life in your hands (and your health) there's always Marseille....

[Prospero]

Algerian shemales with switchblades.. for those who fancy the ultimate domination scene (the one involving having your balls slashed)

[robertlouis]

i want to goooooooooo!

Cannes is all right, Sammi, but it's flash, superficial, and incredibly overpriced for what it is. Nice on the other hand is a real place with a full mix of everything that normal life on the riviera has to offer. The Promenade des Anglais etc are great to walk along, but don't even think about shopping or dining there. Plenty going on just a few streets away.

I'd also recommend a visit to Montpellier. Not for the tgirl scene, just because it's a beautiful old university city with a fabulous student-led atmosphere.

And if you need an interpreter, appelle-moi, s'il te plait.

[Prospero]

I'd also recommend Antibes - which has a fantastic Picasso Museum And St Tropez (out of the season)

[robertlouis]

Algerian shemales with switchblades.. for those who fancy the ultimate domination scene (the one involving having your balls slashed)

And those are the gentler ones. Just so you know, here's a typical Marseillais pimp.

[Prospero]

That's my mate ---- how did you get his pic Bono?

[robertlouis]

I'd also recommend Antibes - which has a fantastic Picasso Museum And St Tropez (out of the season)

And while Prospero and I are doing our Rough Trade/Lonely Punter guide to the Riviera, Monte Carlo is a dump. Don't be fooled, it's a dump.

Monaco town up the hill on the other hand, is absolutely charming.

And I was once doing some business in Toulouse and only discovered the mafia interest when a block of concrete dropped from above stove in the boot (trunk) of my car. C'est la vie....

[robertlouis]

That's my mate ---- how did you get his pic Bono?

It's a hard lesson that shows what happens if you don't take precautions before sex. And if you don't eat your greens.

[Prospero]

Bono is right - Monte Carlo should be avoided.... but if you trek on past Nice towards Italy there is also the lovely border town of Menton and a town (forgot its name) where there is a fabulous chaepl by Cocteau and his statue on the waterfront.

[Merkurie]

So where is the casino and the Grand Prix? in Monaco or Monte Carlo? I thought they were the same, or one was a part of the other or something?

[nothinglessthan9]

I second what evrybody else has said. Nice is the place to go. There's a bunch of them hang around a building on the oceanfront road just before you start the turn for the port and villfranche.

[robertlouis]

So where is the casino and the Grand Prix? in Monaco or Monte Carlo? I thought they were the same, or one was a part of the other or something?

Monaco and Monte Carlo are the two settlements that make up the Principality of Monaco. The total area is less than one square mile. The casino and the racetrack, which in fact is simply a circuit of Monte Carlo's streets, are in Monte Carlo.

And as I said before, Monte Carlo is a dump. It's for people with more money than sense or taste. I was taken to the Grand Prix in 2000 on a corporate beano, so I've seen it from the plutocratic perspective!

Monaco ville, which is a short but steep walk away is much nicer. Old streets, nice bars, a lot cheaper than the rich man's slum at the bottom of the hill. No entry problems if you have an EU passport, and if you have a French or Italian visa, the same I think. But unless you simply want to say you've been there, save your money and stay in Nice.

[Merkurie]

Maybe I take my girlfriend who looks like Donnatella Versache after too much time in the sun, put on our Versache clothes and Prada boots and take a visit -- No?

[robertlouis]

Maybe I take my girlfriend who looks like Donnatella Versache after too much time in the sun, put on our Versache clothes and Prada boots and take a visit -- No?

Let's hope for your sake that your girlfriend never reads this post. :whistle:

[Merkurie]

We fit in right?
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[Edwoodwoodwood]

[QUOTE=robertlouis;956976]I was taken to the Grand Prix in 2000 on a corporate beano, so I've seen it from the plutocratic perspective!/QUOTE]


I was there too Bono, must have missed you. Sadly not in an executive box like you but flew down very early to Nice, coach to Monaco to watch the grand prix and then coach to Genoa in Italy for flight home.

Three different countries in one bloody long day, saw fuck all of the grand prix as so manic there and no decent access passes so spent the whole day getting pissed in a bar. Magnificent!

[londonpirate]

Did some research years ago and i think my conclusion was that most t girls live in nice. There s a hot one that lives in Cannes this being said, I ll try to find a link

[robertlouis]

[QUOTE=robertlouis;956976]I was taken to the Grand Prix in 2000 on a corporate beano, so I've seen it from the plutocratic perspective!/QUOTE]


I was there too Bono, must have missed you. Sadly not in an executive box like you but flew down very early to Nice, coach to Monaco to watch the grand prix and then coach to Genoa in Italy for flight home.

Three different countries in one bloody long day, saw fuck all of the grand prix as so manic there and no decent access passes so spent the whole day getting pissed in a bar. Magnificent!

We were on a yacht in the harbour - I say yacht, it had staterooms, a bar and lots of girls.

What race? Was there a race going on? Well I never.

[Prospero]

Formula I is the dullest dreariest sport in the whole world. I spent a whole day in the F1 circuit in Bahrain watching a practice. The smell... urgh... and it took me days to get that infernal sound out of my head. Petrolheads might drool but you'll never get me near F1 again for love or money (well actually I might go for both of those with the right girl and a big enough wad)

[robertlouis]

Formula I is the dullest dreariest sport in the whole world. I spent a whole day in the F1 circuit in Bahrain watching a practice. The smell... urgh... and it took me days to get that infernal sound out of my head. Petrolheads might drool but you'll never get me near F1 again for love or money (well actually I might go for both of those with the right girl and a big enough wad)

Televised it's even worse. May as well watch a hamster on a wheel. I just don't get the appeal at all.

[dderek123]

Formula I is the dullest dreariest sport in the whole world. I spent a whole day in the F1 circuit in Bahrain watching a practice. The smell... urgh... and it took me days to get that infernal sound out of my head. Petrolheads might drool but you'll never get me near F1 again for love or money (well actually I might go for both of those with the right girl and a big enough wad)

I had a similar experience in Montreal. Car racing is just a bunch of cars going in circles. I enjoy watching the WRC from time to time though.

[robertlouis]

I had a similar experience in Montreal. Car racing is just a bunch of cars going in circles. I enjoy watching the WRC from time to time though.

And NASCAR is literally cars going in circles. I don't get it at all.

Must be that link between testosterone and petrol.

[Merkurie]

Motor racing is a sport. Most everything else is a game.
Formula 1 is the pinnacle of motor-sport.

[robertlouis]

Motor racing is a sport. Most everything else is a game.
Formula 1 is the pinnacle of motor-sport.

I'll take your word for it.

[Merkurie]

Good

[Prospero]

I tend to think of sport - when I think about it at all - of humans singly or collectively pitting their skills or strengths against one another. (Horse racing and dog racing are animal equivalents) F1 just seems to be about high performance expensive machines. Yes the drivers do matter but the cars seem to matter more. It's really about money.

[robertlouis]

I tend to think of sport - when I think about it at all - of humans singly or collectively pitting their skills or strengths against one another. (Horse racing and dog racing are animal equivalents) F1 just seems to be about high performance expensive machines. Yes the drivers do matter but the cars seem to matter more. It's really about money.

Ain't that the truth!

[Prospero]

Bring back some more interesting sports I think - like throwing Christians to the lions. In fact that SHOULD be incuding in the London Olympics. There are plenty of American fundamentalists who I'd like to see on the US team.

[robertlouis]

Bring back some more interesting sports I think - like throwing Christians to the lions. In fact that SHOULD be incuding in the London Olympics. There are plenty of American fundamentalists who I'd like to see on the US team.


Can I do the risk assessment for Health and Safety?

Please???

[dderek123]

Bring back some more interesting sports I think - like throwing Christians to the lions. In fact that SHOULD be incuding in the London Olympics. There are plenty of American fundamentalists who I'd like to see on the US team.
Try the UFC. Is good.

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[dderek123]

Try the UFC. Is good.

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