If You Had A Grindcore Band, What Would You Name It?

[Dino Velvet]

Grindcore bands always have the craziest names.

Here's a few I would consider:
Accidental Anal Discharge
The SBDs
Entrails Ripped Through A Nice Lady's Funhole

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YouTube - &#x202a;rotten sound- burden&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqeV-4NmYUk)

YouTube - &#x202a;Wormrot - Fix Your Broken Mind&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXXN2AjEhzg)

YouTube - &#x202a;NAPALM DEATH - Time Waits For No Slave (OFFICIAL VIDEO)&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGahj5rkqdY)

YouTube - &#x202a;Anaal Nathrakh - Between Shit And Piss We Are Born&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rymgm3jcuWc)

[speedking59]

the best name has already been taken: Fuck...I'm Dead

[theone1982]

Intentional Living Embalming

[Ineeda SM]

...Fat Pink Ass Lips.

...Cockfarts.

...Urine Stained Chest.

[kukm4]

Religious science experiment gone right.
Delicious Necro Tears.
One pooped over the cuckoo's nest.
Zed and the GimpTones
Molly Hatchet's Hatchet

[Nivek]

Subterfuge

[theone1982]

If I had a grindcore band, I'd grindcore in the morning, I'd grindcore in the evening, I'd grindcore every day.

[robertlouis]

Dino Velvet. Duuuh....

[Ineeda SM]

Necro Love For Rent.

Toilet Breakfast

Shitty Hole Pumpers

[theone1982]

Though grindcore is cool, I much prefer black metal and regular death metal. Immortal and Emperor are eargasms!

[amberskyi]

girl jizz

[bte]

Scientifiction

[hard4janira]

How can anybody top Anal Cunt?

[bte]

How can anybody top Anal Cunt?

I don't know man there is a band called Japanische Kampfhorspiele which is a pretty sweet name.

[rameses2]

How can anybody top Anal Cunt?
I'd top an Anal Cunt:whistle:, but anyway....
SarCastro
Cunk Bag
Minge Society

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Gook Guts

[Prospero]

Chock full 'o' shit

[Prospero]

Nagaski Nipple Clamp and the Shadow Blasted cindermen

[Prospero]

Hateful shit music

[Brittany St Jordan]

Skull Fucking Grandma

[TempestTS]

The best Grind Core name was already taken by my friend Don Decker (r.i.p. 2009) who had the infamous band ANAL BLAST so Im not even going to try to pick a better one.

http://diabolicalconquest.com/interviews/anal_blast/anal_blast_logo.jpg

For all the grind core venom Don was a great guy, I remember one show he came over and sat down to talk with my drummer and myself and one of his band guys (bassist I think) came over and gave him shit for sitting with the "Faggot Trannies" and Don replied that he liked sitting with us better than him anyways and then proceeded to fire the guy for being such asshole about us.

Moment is welded in my memories.

[Dino Velvet]

Skull Fucking Grandma

Nice one. You mentioned to me the other day you like your metal fast. This must be right up your alley.

YouTube - &#x202a;Rotten Sound-targets&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxfsCYuBdS0)

[Quiet Reflections]

Baby Raper

[Brittany St Jordan]

Nice one. You mentioned to me the other day you like your metal fast. This must be right up your alley.

YouTube - &#x202a;Rotten Sound-targets&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxfsCYuBdS0)

Not shabby at all but this is what really makes me wet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPRt6Tt6RyM

[mikelpo]

The shit sniffing cum gobblers

[Dino Velvet]

Not shabby at all but this is what really makes me wet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPRt6Tt6RyM

Amon Amarth are good. They got that Viking Melodic Death Metal thing going.

[theone1982]

Not shabby at all but this is what really makes me wet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPRt6Tt6RyM

Brittany, you like Amon Amarth? That's it, now I know you are the perfect woman!:Bowdown::Bowdown:

[Dino Velvet]

Brittany, you like Amon Amarth? That's it, now I know you are the perfect woman!:Bowdown::Bowdown:

She's into tons of cool stuff. The gun range I go to has a good number of cops and gang members. I'd love her to go down there in full porn attire with giant heels on and outshoot everybody in the place.

[dderek123]

I would name it Balls Deep

[KelticForce1349]

Not shabby at all but this is what really makes me wet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPRt6Tt6RyM

Amon Amarth! Awesome fucking band. I luv Tyr too.

[Angel/Faced]

Tranny porn !!! with the exclamation marks.

[mikelpo]

Fishy cunt

[Dino Velvet]

Sand In Your Asshole
Face Sewn On A Soccer Ball
A Cunt Hair Short Of Being A Good Citizen
Gangrene Isn't Just For Breakfast Anymore
tjinla2001

[mikelpo]

Bum vinegar
Cheesy discharge
Menstruating vagina
Sweaty bollocks

[Brittany St Jordan]

Amon Amarth are good. They got that Viking Melodic Death Metal thing going.

And that is why I love them ;) Plus they are really cool guys to hang out with as well.

[Ineeda SM]

How about, "Fat Wet Cameltoe Boys".

[baddoc]

Remorse

[Dino Velvet]

Rockabilly Likes It In The Butt

[Willie Escalade]

Purple Discharge
Mucus Shake

[Dino Velvet]

Purple Discharge
Mucus Shake

Willie Escalade gettin' into the Grindcore!:cheers:

[robertlouis]

Rusty Dysentery

[theone1982]

Rusty Dysentery

Hey, that was my neighbor's name!:)

[robertlouis]

Hey, that was my neighbor's name!:)

Did you live upwind or downwind?

[Ineeda SM]

Peanut Butter & Arsnic.

Tofu & Toe Jam.

Shit On A Shingle

[theone1982]

Did you live upwind or downwind?

Downwind. It's the story of my life.:)

[jaydubb]

God's Cock

Captain Cornhole and the Shit Brigade

[theone1982]

My Cock Is Too Big To Fuck With God.

[tsnajwa]

Rusty Dysentery

He was oen Oregon Trail with me, I died of him... :(

[theone1982]

He was oen Oregon Trail with me, I died of him... :(

That's a good name for a grindcore band, Dysentary Massacre On The Oregon Trail.:)

[Jericho]

Green Toothed Motherfucker
or, Shit Pushed Back

[Jericho]

Downwind. It's the story of my life.:)

Yeah, but you made the most of it! :shrug

[robertlouis]

Splatter Pattern

[Ineeda SM]

Piss Stained Napkins.

Afterbirth Flavored Jello Shooters.

Blood Drops In Our Shit.

[Dino Velvet]

Festering Sore On My Taint
Pink Sock Forced Sodomy Fuckfest
Genocide With Pesticide

[robertlouis]

Borrowed from another thread in an exchange with Mr V:

Rancid Sperm

[GrimFusion]

Drippy Cum Babies
The Fuckbubble Bastards
Trashy White Anal Thoroughbred Shitkickers
Bloodletting Bullet Wounds
The Gash-Axing Yaks
NippleRipping Gnash
The Fetus Shredding Death Hippies
Giraffe Vomit Bucket
Dick Cheese Hand-Shake
The Goliath Murder-Boners

Speaking of murder-boners... SHWING!

[Ineeda SM]

Pus Dripping Cock Sores.

(or for the ladies), Pus Dripping Cunt Sores.

(for everyone else), Pus Dripping Ass Sores.

Yellow Matter Custard Dripping From A Dead Man's Testicle Sores.

(Is this getting too gross? No Dino I am not asking you.)

[theone1982]

There is enough song titles on here to fill the next 10 Cannibal Corpse albums.:)

[robertlouis]

There is enough song titles on here to fill the next 10 Cannibal Corpse albums.:)


......and enough information for me to make sure that I will never listen to a grindcore album!

[theone1982]

......and enough information for me to make sure that I will never listen to a grindcore album!

Grindcore's not that bad! Look!:)
YouTube - &#x202a;Cannibal Corpse Lounge Music&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-V3NYckOI)

[robertlouis]

Grindcore's not that bad! Look!:)
YouTube - &#x202a;Cannibal Corpse Lounge Music&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-V3NYckOI)

You asked me to look, so I looked. It was ok till I turned the sound on.... :whistle: :wiggle:

[Ineeda SM]

And if you act right now and call in the next 3 minutes, mention the secret word (cumlicker) to the operator and receive the bonus album, "Urine & Cum Over Ice" ABSOFUCKINLUTELY FREE.

[theone1982]

You asked me to look, so I looked. It was ok till I turned the sound on.... :whistle: :wiggle:

This one's pretty heavy too.:)
YouTube - &#x202a;Hammer Smashed Face 8 bit&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMWtivY9x-g&feature=related)

[robertlouis]

This one's pretty heavy too.:)
YouTube - &#x202a;Hammer Smashed Face 8 bit&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMWtivY9x-g&feature=related)

Now this one is a lot more subtle. Right up Prospero's street, I reckon. :geek::dancing:

[Dino Velvet]

Best song ever!:rock2

YouTube - &#x202a;Insect Warfare - Freebase Diarrhea&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxoBt_e9tdA)

[Ineeda SM]

Best song ever!:rock2

YouTube - &#x202a;Insect Warfare - Freebase Diarrhea&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxoBt_e9tdA)

Damn Dino. What the hell was that shit? It sounded like a bug zapper on a hot humid summer night in the woods, short circuiting.

[theone1982]

Best song ever!:rock2

YouTube - &#x202a;Insect Warfare - Freebase Diarrhea&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxoBt_e9tdA)

That was awesome! Do you like Agoraphobic Nosebleed? Which, by the way, is THE best name for a grindcore band. Flamingo Snuff isn't a bad title for a song either!:)
YouTube - &#x202a;Agoraphobic Nosebleed - Flamingo Snuff&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHWqIIr2xgs&feature=related)

[Dino Velvet]

Seriously, this one rocks. I mean it this time.

YouTube - &#x202a;Insect Warfare - World Extermenation - Manipulator&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3fPryOceJw)

[Dino Velvet]

That was awesome! Do you like Agoraphobic Nosebleed? Which, by the way, is THE best name for a grindcore band. Flamingo Snuff isn't a bad title for a song either!:)
YouTube - &#x202a;Agoraphobic Nosebleed - Flamingo Snuff&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHWqIIr2xgs&feature=related)

I liked that and checked out some more Agoraphobic Nosebleed on the YouTube.

[theone1982]

I liked that and checked out some more Agoraphobic Nosebleed on the YouTube.

Did you see this one, it has video from the 80s cult film Street Trash.:rock2
YouTube - &#x202a;AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED - DEATH TAKES A SHIT - MUSIC VIDEO (Street Trash Movie)&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aiq8hyqnZS8)

[Prospero]

Hey up - I see my name being taken in vain (or should that be in vein) in this thread. Grindcore indeed. I just progressed to listening to young people's wild beat combos. Gerry And The Pacemakers are pretty wild stuff. Let's hear it for new music for the teenagers.

YouTube - &#x202a;gerry and the pacemakers - i like it&#x202c;&rlm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOYOJAczH0k)

[SammiValentine]

i had to google grindcore, sounded like a dance.......... how wrong I was :P

[squall_416]

Scopedog.

[robertlouis]

After my post over on Kids in the Sandbox, it has to be:


URETHRA PROBE!!!

[robertlouis]

i had to google grindcore, sounded like a dance.......... how wrong I was :P

I know - sounds like an industrial process somewhere in Brum, doesn't it?

[gimmeurblood]

The Benoit Tragedy. Oh wait I already have a grind ore band called that

[CORVETTEDUDE]

"Bend 'n' Lick It":shrug