Dino for president

[russtafa]

this guy is so entertaining and such a comedian :Bowdown:

[Dino Velvet]

I'm sure I'd get the Aussie vote. I'll have to make you guys our 51st State.

I'm like kinda sorta famous already.

[theone1982]

this guy is so entertaining and such a comedian :Bowdown:

:iagree: My vote for him is already in the mail!:):dancing:

[robertlouis]

You mean like President National Velvet?

[russtafa]

Thanks mate I'm sure Aussie would make you our governor general and as many slabs of Boags and Cascade as you can drink

[LovinThaTSLadiez]

My vote is in. Now, legalize the special herb.

[Dino Velvet]

You mean like President National Velvet?

Elizabeth Taylor has been looking good to me lately. :salad

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[robertlouis]

My vote is in. Now, legalize the special herb.


What, basil? :confused:

[Dino Velvet]

My vote is in. Now, legalize the special herb.

On Day 1 by Executive Order! I'm appointing this distinguished gentleman to run the FDA.

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[LovinThaTSLadiez]

On Day 1 by Executive Order! I'm appointing this distinguished gentleman to run the FDA.

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LOL! That's a plan.

[Dino Velvet]

I don't kiss babies. I threaten to eat the babies of people I think might not vote for me.

[Quiet Reflections]

I'm sure he would lead in the polls until they literally find the skeletons in his closet

[Dino Velvet]

I'm sure he would lead in the polls until they literally find the skeletons in his closet

An avalanche of skeletons. I'll admit to murder but not about being a member here. Too worried about losing the confidence of American voters.

[robertlouis]

I'm sure he would lead in the polls until they literally find the skeletons in his closet

That's what I like to hear. Emperor Velvet (for surely the title of mere president insults this glorious immortal) will be so much better than that limp-wristed pinko wimp Genghis Khan.

[BellaBellucci]

According to Dino, I'm '(practically) his forum wifey.' That said, can I still be First Lady even if I'm already Supreme Overlord? *evilgrin*

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

According to Dino, I'm '(practically) his forum wifey.' That said, can I still be First Lady even if I'm already Supreme Overlord? *evilgrin*

~BB~

You can be First Lady and Secretary Of State. You're the type of diplomat I want to send overseas.

[BellaBellucci]

You can be First Lady and Secretary Of State. You're the type of diplomat I want to send overseas.

'Shock and awe,' huh? Yeah, I'd definitely put the fear of transsexual Jesus in 'em! :dancing:

~BB~

[Quiet Reflections]

According to Dino, I'm '(practically) his forum wifey.' That said, can I still be First Lady even if I'm already Supreme Overlord? *evilgrin*

~BB~
Could one of you give me Maryland?

[BellaBellucci]

Could one of you give me Maryland?

Sure, but you have to change your name to Mary for it to be your land. :geek:

~BB~

[Quiet Reflections]

Sure, but you have to change your name to Mary for it to be your land. :geek:

~BB~
Done!

[BellaBellucci]

Done!

*in Beavis voice* Heheh. You did it.

Fag! :lol:

~BB~

[Quiet Reflections]

*in Beavis voice* Heheh. You did it.

Fag! :lol:

~BB~
only the First Lady could get away with that.

[robertlouis]

You can be First Lady and Secretary Of State. You're the type of diplomat I want to send overseas.

Careful Bella. You do realise that's the combination that will make you the Hillary Clinton of Dino's administration? :yayo:

It means that you'll fuck up on healthcare and have massive cleaning bills for clothes that aren't yours.

[Dino Velvet]

'Shock and awe,' huh? Yeah, I'd definitely put the fear of transsexual Jesus in 'em! :dancing:

~BB~

If a talkin' to from you doesn't work, I dial 666 and speak to the Secretary Of Defense. He will unleash Hell turning brother against brother. We then stroll in and take everything. You done a great job there, Lucifer.:cheers:

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[BellaBellucci]

Careful Bella. You do realise that's the combination that will make you the Hillary Clinton of Dino's administration? :yayo:.

I'm OK with that. I figure I'm just as polarizing as she is, so it's a role I can just slip into with a problem. :dancing:

~BB~

[robertlouis]

If a talkin' to from you doesn't work, I dial 666 and speak to the Secretary Of Defense. He will unleash Hell turning brother against brother. We then stroll in and take everything. You done a great job there, Lucifer.:cheers:


I knew Rumsfeld would get a seat round your table Dino.

It's a name thing - can I have Louisiana? I can talk dirty in French, remember, and I know how to destroy a levee in quick time.

[robertlouis]

I'm OK with that. I figure I'm just as polarizing as she is, so it's a role I can just slip into with a problem. :dancing:

~BB~

True enough. Should be a breeze after HA.

[Dino Velvet]

I'm OK with that. I figure I'm just as polarizing as she is, so it's a role I can just slip into with a problem. :dancing:

~BB~

I'm sure you suck way better cock than Hillary. If my sack is light I'll stay the night.