Making Fake Cum... Recipe

[NatashaLover]

I just bought some fake cum and its like a powder and you mix it with water or oil and supposely looks real and taste real plus is 100% edible.

Just in case you guys want to try to do this fake cum.

You will need all these ingredients in powder: (All these ingredients have to be a total of 1.1oz when all mixed together)

(1) Arrow root
(2) Baking soda
(3) salt
(4) pectin
(5) flour
(6) potato

Instructions: Mix the 1.1oz with 8oz of water in measuring cup and mix all together. Pour in saucepan and cook in medium while stirring until it gets thick, remove from pan and let dry for like 2 minutes and Voila!!!

If you rather have the real thing don't call me, I call you! LOL :)

[theone1982]

I can supply all the cum you need Natasha, just keep posting your pics, that will allow me to produce a steady supply!:):jerkoff:jerkoff

[jgud051]

so will the "organic blend" be more expensive? :-P

[Dino Velvet]

I can make up a nice batch of fake cum during the Winter. When it gets cold, I sleep outside nekkid and make sure to catch a real nice cold. While I'm sick, I drink quart after quart of buttermilk which will help me cultivate a good amount of phlegm. When I get to the stage that my nose has a lot of loose change rattling around up there the final stages are about to begin. I inhale deeply into my chest then cough which conjures up a nice gob of the phlegm. I let it sit in the pit of my throat. I snort inward which forces the loose change in my nose to shoot back and combine with the phlegm. I reach for a bowl then spit. I repeat this process until I run out of mucus.

[mikelpo]

I prefer the real thing Natasha maybe we could compare recipes?:jerkoff

[Jericho]

If you rather have the real thing don't call me, I call you! LOL :)

Sits by the phone, tapping foot! :whistle:

[suttonporksword]

recipe:


cock
hot t girl

....mix

[LibertyHarkness]

hot body chic x

[tishatv]

instant potato, mashed or baked? this recipe is somewhat vague

[Richctdude]

why make the fake stuff i have plenty

[Helvis2012]

gnarly......

[hotcar]

mmm interesting..

[Jericho]

Still sitting on the fukkin phone...Waiting!
Got a feeling I'm in for a long fukkin wait! :jerkoff
:salad

[NatashaLover]

I prefer the real thing Natasha maybe we could compare recipes?:jerkoff
Want to exchange?


Still sitting on the fukkin phone...Waiting!
Got a feeling I'm in for a long fukkin wait! :jerkoff
:salad

LOL soooo funny! but I don't have your number to call you!

[NatashaLover]

hot body chic x

Thanks sister!

[onmyknees]

I just bought some fake cum and its like a powder and you mix it with water or oil and supposely looks real and taste real plus is 100% edible.

Just in case you guys want to try to do this fake cum.

You will need all these ingredients in powder: (All these ingredients have to be a total of 1.1oz when all mixed together)

(1) Arrow root
(2) Baking soda
(3) salt
(4) pectin
(5) flour
(6) potato

Instructions: Mix the 1.1oz with 8oz of water in measuring cup and mix all together. Pour in saucepan and cook in medium while stirring until it gets thick, remove from pan and let dry for like 2 minutes and Voila!!!

If you rather have the real thing don't call me, I call you! LOL :)

I saw this amatuer chic use egg whites one time for a dude who couldn't get off while shooting a flick. I forgot how much she whipped it...or what she mixed it with, but it didn't look to fucking edible ! LMAO

[fla_funmeister2]

Want to exchange?



I just added to the list of things I want to do this weekend!

[mikelpo]

[QUOTE=NatashaLover;946857][B]Want to exchange?[/

Is that an offer? X

[theone1982]

The existence of fake cum answers my question as to why in some pornos it looks like Slimer from Ghostbusters went through the girl's face!:) In some scenes, it seems practically impossible that one person could produce that much cum in one ejaculation. It's like finding out that Santa Claus isn't real.:)

[NatashaLover]

[QUOTE=NatashaLover;946857][B]Want to exchange?[/

Is that an offer? X
maybe!

The existence of fake cum answers my question as to why in some pornos it looks like Slimer from Ghostbusters went through the girl's face!:) In some scenes, it seems practically impossible that one person could produce that much cum in one ejaculation. It's like finding out that Santa Claus isn't real.:)
Santa is real, dont let the other kids tell you the contrary!:)

[robertlouis]

Isn't this a cheaper way of making fake cum?

Mind you, the real thing tastes a lot better......

[iiironman]

is there really a fake cum product? what's it called? can think of a few pranks to pull on friends if it is real enough!

[jgud051]

Want to exchange?


I'll trade that stock. (seems like its going up)

[woodywoodsac]

why not just save up you own cum in a jar, and freeze it until required!

[theone1982]

[quote=mikelpo;947858]
maybe!

Santa is real, dont let the other kids tell you the contrary!:)

I was hoping those other kids were lying to me!:lol::wiggle:

[Tiffany Anne]

(1) Arrow root
(2) Baking soda
(3) salt
(4) pectin
(5) flour
(6) potato

Instructions: Mix the 1.1oz with 8oz of water in measuring cup and mix all together. Pour in saucepan and cook in medium while stirring until it gets thick, remove from pan and let dry for like 2 minutes and Voila!!!


Well, boredom, curiosity and a well stocked kitchen has led me to playing with this info a bit to nail down a recipe.

For the most part most of the stuff listed are thickeners, so I guess the idea is to give the cum some different levels of viscosity. The salt and baking soda go towards taste....

Here's what I've worked out:

2 tsp Arrow Root
1.5 tsp Potato Starch
1 tsp pectin
.5 tsp salt
.5 tsp baking soda
.5 tsp flour

Mix it in a tupperware (or like) container with 8 oz cold water (pour, seal, and shake). Careful as the baking soda can outgass and make the seal leak a bit as you shake. Pour into a sauce pan over medium heat and stir constantly til right before boiling (arrow root works better if you don't bring it to a boil). Then let it cool down before using. (it'll take longer than the 2 minutes Natasha quoted, though if your remove it from the pan and into a container in your fridge, that'll help).

It's got a nice texture, and ok taste. A bit slimy, a bit sticky. It pours out nicely and I've tried shooting it out of a syringe and it spatters well.

It'll last a day or two, maybe more in the fridge, but will get progressivly more liquidy.

It should be pretty scalable for larger quantities, though I haven't tried.

I found a full teaspoon of flour made it taste a bit too bready, same with the salt and salty. I tried just 1 tsp of the potato starch and it was a bit too thin.

There are folks here who could probably give much better opinions and fine tuning the recipe, though. What I have is a good base to work from.

First pic (wineglass) is of the recipe above. the others is with the 1 tsp of potato starch.

[Willie Escalade]

Spunk lube

[Tiffany Anne]

The makers of the poweder in the op have a lubricant version which includes Xanthum gum. I don't have any of that so haven't tried it out.

[natina]

The porn industry uses methylcellulose for its "fake semen" needs (there are some fetishes which require huge amounts of semen) because it contains no sugar or starches and thus cannot contribute to vaginal yeast infections (see first link). Methylcellulose is commonly available from a variety of sources, and is used in the regular movie industry as well: for example, "Ghostbusters" used it for the "ectoplasm", with some dye and in a slightly different water-cellulose mix than for fake semen.

Check the second link for ordering info from one commercial source, which also contains a MSDS ("how hazardous is this material") in Adobe PDF format, showing how incredibly safe the stuff is to have on the human body.

However, if the point is to have a photograph of a woman with semen on her, there's no actual need for liquid semen, real or fake. Adobe Photoshop (and the high-quality free application "GIMP" (GNU Image Manipulation Program)) can both be used to add semen to any photograph.

Check the third link for a tutorial for adding simulated semen to any photograph (the photograph he uses is PG-13, possibly even "safe for work"), and the last link is to the GIMP homepage, where you can find versions of the GIMP for Windows, Linux, and Macintosh. The GIMP is completely free and has no fees for use.
Source(s):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methylcellulose#Special_effects

http://www.rogergeorge.com/expendables/items/etmeth/

http://www.jizzypop.com/tutorials/how-to-fake-semen

http://www.gimp.org/


I just bought some fake cum and its like a powder and you mix it with water or oil and supposely looks real and taste real plus is 100% edible.

Just in case you guys want to try to do this fake cum.

You will need all these ingredients in powder: (All these ingredients have to be a total of 1.1oz when all mixed together)

(1) Arrow root
(2) Baking soda
(3) salt
(4) pectin
(5) flour
(6) potato

Instructions: Mix the 1.1oz with 8oz of water in measuring cup and mix all together. Pour in saucepan and cook in medium while stirring until it gets thick, remove from pan and let dry for like 2 minutes and Voila!!!

If you rather have the real thing don't call me, I call you! LOL :)


http://videobam.com/gIHwl


http://www.cheaplubes.com/productimages/spunk-lube/SpunkB-8oz_XL.png

[Tiffany Anne]

I'm not sure what the comparison edible-ness between the methyl cellulose and the powder Natasha tried (you can get it on ebay, I found).

Well wiki says it can treat constipation, so I guess it can lead to all kinds of fetishes, but the powder is basicly made up of soup/gravy additives.

But it'd be interesting for some live comparisons from folks with more experience in this kind of thing who have a more informed opinion.

[natina]

methylcellulose is just fiber and used in these products and in Asian food dish in abundance.

is used in metmusal,pepto bismuth,cakes, gellatins,citrucel............................



I'm not sure what the comparison edible-ness between the methyl cellulose and the powder Natasha tried (you can get it on ebay, I found).

Well wiki says it can treat constipation, so I guess it can lead to all kinds of fetishes, but the powder is basicly made up of soup/gravy additives.

But it'd be interesting for some live comparisons from folks with more experience in this kind of thing who have a more informed opinion.

[Zero Gravitas]

Single cream and egg white was what a lesbian friend of mine used to use in her ejaculating dildo. Edible, not too expensive, easy to make and you can always add a bit of sugar (icing not granulated), or salt to taste.

[natina]

ANYONE HAVE ANY cum for lunch or breakfast?

[jimbo1974]

This is ridiculous lol

[Tiffany Anne]

Single cream and egg white was what a lesbian friend of mine used to use in her ejaculating dildo. Edible, not too expensive, easy to make and you can always add a bit of sugar (icing not granulated), or salt to taste.

Where you run into raw eggs, spoiling milk, and sugar is a bad thing for at least women's private areas.

Of course the thought of adding flavor extracts to my recipe has occured to me :)

[tiramisu]

Lot of brasilian senes are using fake cum, they do it and they think that people are stupid enough to beleave that that ir sperm.

Its big shame to make senes and use fake cum i think

[natina]

this is a fun thread

[maddygirl]

lol nice!

[TatianaSummer]

who was the great sexy cute and hottie that started this thread?
Ohh it was me. :)
Well now I have a better option, its called SPUNK, anyone has tried it?

[jimbo1974]

Nobody has explained WHY you need fake cum

7 billion people. approx 2 billion of these are kids

50% are male

In other words 2.5 billion males.

Average ejaculate is 5 mililitres

2.5 billion x 5 mililitres (0.005 litres) = 12,500,000 LITRES of jizz. Thats just ONE cumshot per male.

Thats shit loads of jizz. We dont need to make any more i feel

YES - I DID FRIGGING WORK THAT OUT

[natina]

Who told you the average was 5 ml?