Worst Lap Dance Song?

[MrsKellyPierce]

MC Hammer - To Legit

Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart

[Jericho]

Seven Tears by the Goom Bay Dance Band!

[MrsKellyPierce]

Seven Tears by the Goom Bay Dance Band!
Never heard it - this calls for youtube!

[Dino Velvet]

Best Lap Dance Song

YouTube - ‪Jailbait - Motorhead‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shGVuDt_B74)

[DL_NL]

What would be a definition of a bad lap dance song, something utterly unerotic? I guess Fire Water Burn by the Bloodhound Gang would qualify... or equally Who let the dogs out by the Baha Men.

[MrsKellyPierce]

^^ rofl at who let the dogs out - I have actually seen a stripper dance to that it cracked me up

[Dino Velvet]

This is a great song but not so good for a lap dance.

YouTube - ‪Slayer - 213‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMw2XJlgsHM)

[MrsKellyPierce]

Dino I said worst! lol

[Dino Velvet]

Dino I said worst! lol

Could you shake your funhole to that Slayer song?

[MrsKellyPierce]

Could you shake your funhole to that Slayer song?
I can shake it to anything - I took dance for 12 years :P

[Dino Velvet]

I can shake it to anything - I took dance for 12 years :P

I'd definitely bring some spare underwear if I knew I was getting a lap dance from you.

[DL_NL]

OK, so I'm Dutch. Try these-

YouTube - ‪Vader Abraham Smurfenlied‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hon6rSejsFE)

YouTube - ‪Willy & Willeke Alberti - Niemand laat zijn eigen kind alleen‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANgwiH980dI)

Both atmittedly total crap.

[MrsKellyPierce]

I'd definitely bring some spare underwear if I knew I was getting a lap dance from you.
lol too funny

[Dino Velvet]

lol too funny

Kelly Shore, we all know you're a happily married woman. Every marriage has its own rules and boundaries. Would it be cheating for you to give me a nasty lap dance?

[theone1982]

Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse.:)
YouTube - ‪Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTpQOZcNASw)

[MrsKellyPierce]

Kelly Shore, we all know you're a happily married woman. Every marriage has its own rules and boundaries. Would it be cheating for you to give me a nasty lap dance?
yes lol

[mikelpo]

Anything by acid bath ( I'm sure dino has a few songs!)

[ed_jaxon]

Kelly used to give lapdances to the Chicken Dance song.

[MrsKellyPierce]

Kelly used to give lapdances to the Chicken Dance song.
I'll be doing that tonight on cam4 lol

[ed_jaxon]

What time?

I am not a gold member but it will be fun to watch. And I will play the chicken dance in the background.

[Faldur]

Worse songs for a lap-dance?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He-LBIyBUz8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSiRUSjSJnQ

[theone1982]

Worse songs for a lap-dance?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He-LBIyBUz8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSiRUSjSJnQ

Lol! But there's nothing like getting a boner to the National Anthem!:) "The rocket's red glare", and all that!:dancing:

[MrsKellyPierce]

8 central time or 9 eastern time :)

[Dino Velvet]

Another great song but probably wrong for a strip club.

YouTube - ‪Coffinworm - Blood Born Doom‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD9NsQsL47M)

[Willie Escalade]

Anything by Yahni or Conway Twitty.

[Quiet Reflections]

Tons of bad one's but the best song I have ever gotten a lap dance to is "Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying"
YouTube - Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMGVMtnxXEw)

[dderek123]

YouTube - ‪Children's Songs - Love to Sing - Alice the Camel‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpoqrvTLc8M)

go alice go! boom boom boom!

[Dino Velvet]

Anything by acid bath ( I'm sure dino has a few songs!)

I'd actually like a lap dance to this song. The mixing in of Frank Booth from Blue Velvet really makes the song.

YouTube - ‪Acid Bath-Cassie Eats Cockaroaches‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_T7KNJgCR8)

[MrsKellyPierce]

I'm glad this thread is still going lol

I've been having a hard time thinking of threads to start conversations.

Instead of talking past at each other or arguing.

I miss how HA used to be. It seems all the talkative people left.

[Dino Velvet]

I'm glad this thread is still going lol

I've been having a hard time thinking of threads to start conversations.

Instead of talking past at each other or arguing.

I miss how HA used to be. It seems all the talkative people left.

Many of us are still here. Talk about anything you like. It's your thread. Take a nice dump lately you'd like to brag about, Kelly Shore?

[MrsKellyPierce]

Many of us are still here. Talk about anything you like. It's your thread. Take a nice dump lately you'd like to brag about, Kelly Shore?
rofl no :P

[Dino Velvet]

Nice avatar. You're a pretty lady, Kelly Shore.

http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/customavatars/avatar11997_88.gif

[MrsKellyPierce]

Nice avatar. You're a pretty lady, Kelly Shore.

http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/customavatars/avatar11997_88.gif
thank you :)

[Dino Velvet]

Hey, I watched Zack And Miri Make A Porno. Anyway, a gal in the movie said getting fucked in the ass really loosens up your bowels. Is this true or do you get backed up from getting your shit pushed further and further up your rectal cavity?

[MrsKellyPierce]

Hey, I watched Zack And Miri Make A Porno. Anyway, a gal in the movie said getting fucked in the ass really loosens up your bowels. Is this true or do you get backed up from getting your shit pushed further and further up your rectal cavity?
Well typically you do enemas so you don't have anything up inside of you :) So it makes for clear sailing for the dick.

Also taking Metamucil daily helps as well :) to make sure everything is nice and clean for any sexual acts.

[Dino Velvet]

Well typically you do enemas so you don't have anything up inside of you :) So it makes for clear sailing for the dick.

Also taking Metamucil daily helps as well :) to make sure everything is nice and clean for any sexual acts.

You're a good egg. You always answer my questions no matter what I ask. I need a girlfriend like you who puts up with my nonsense instead of just lusting for my wiener.