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NatashaLover
05-12-2011, 11:49 AM
Does anyone masturbate anymore? I bet!
How do you like masturbating? Standing, on the bed? inside the shower? on your knees? on the couch? inside the pool? on your backyard? balcony? tied up? yes in this case you need someone to help you.
Any masturbation techniques from the experts?

Personally I have never masturbate but I am interested in starting, LOL
I loveeeee been in high heels and stockings while on my squatting position or standing straight with just a micro mini skirt and boots. I have also tried on my knees but it starts to hurt after a while.

Here are some of the other day how it all started, I leave everything else to your imagination! :-)

Prospero
05-12-2011, 11:52 AM
In someone else's loving hands

Jericho
05-12-2011, 11:58 AM
just knocked one out now...sitting in front of the computer to some Natasha bitch! :shrug

shemalefun
05-12-2011, 01:23 PM
laying on my stomach

Richctdude
05-12-2011, 02:03 PM
WOW you look amazing...... mine is lots of lube and a good porn:)

iamdrgonzo
05-12-2011, 04:45 PM
Very tasty Natasha, I would love to see you with your panties around your ankles.

Unfortunately my stroking techniques are proprietary, although I can reveal that it does involve my cock, should you require any additional information please contact the legal department in reference to this matter. :tongue:

SirCumsAlot
05-12-2011, 05:36 PM
You never masturbated???????????? I find that hard to believe for anyone who has a penis. I dont care how much sex someone gets or can get, one will always have the urge or at least do it during sex. Unless you one of them ones who cums time the wind blows on the tip of your penis so you never could masturbate........................................ ................... possible

banane18021802
05-12-2011, 07:36 PM
in front of my PC screen

dgs925
05-12-2011, 07:43 PM
Personally I have never masturbate

Without a backstory relating a horribly repressed religious upbringing, I call bullshit.

nonnonnon
05-12-2011, 08:16 PM
I know it's dangerous but I like to choke myself

selfsucker1733
05-12-2011, 10:00 PM
a Ziplocked baggie filled with lube.. PUT IT BETWEEN THE MATTRESS AND BOXSPRING.. get on KNEES AND fuck AWAY

WORKS AWESOME

dgs925
05-12-2011, 10:03 PM
a Ziplocked baggie filled with lube.. PUT IT BETWEEN THE MATTRESS AND BOXSPRING.. get on KNEES AND fuck AWAY

WORKS AWESOME

Waaaayyyy too much trouble. Have you even tried just using your hand? Also, you now need all these weird supplies in order to get yourself off. Me? All I need is my hand and my imagination.

dgs925
05-12-2011, 10:04 PM
I know it's dangerous but I like to choke myself

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation#Famous_cases

Trying to be the next David Carradine?

Dino Velvet
05-12-2011, 10:07 PM
I do the walk of shame limping to the bathroom with an hard-on then sit on the toilet and wear myself out until the white stuff comes out.

mikelpo
05-12-2011, 10:21 PM
In the living room with the blinds open

Star Angel 86
05-12-2011, 10:23 PM
Usually in bed with my covers pulled over my head.
Every so often example when I received and issue of Buttman Magazine with Gina Lynn and that nice round ass over wearing white stockings and platform heels I took that into the facilities and had quite a serious mastubation session.:twisted::jerkoff That Gina Lynn lass has that effect on me.:cheers:

Ineeda SM
05-13-2011, 05:43 AM
On my back in the dark with a very vivid and slutty imagination. Slow firm-grip strokes only downward with one hand, and lightly playing with my balls and fingering my ass with the other hand. Makes it last a long time and gives one major forceful cum at the end. Many times it's strong enough to shoot most of my load up into my mouth. Mmm Mmm good.:jerkoff

sunairco
05-13-2011, 06:01 AM
Sure, I never masturbated either. I've only going fishing a few times in my life and never really developed the skill beyond running a hook through a worm or shrimp. Would that be the same as being a hooker?

Dino Velvet
05-13-2011, 06:36 AM
Usually in bed with my covers pulled over my head.

Good Lord! As often as you Punish Percy your mattress must be like laying on a piece of burnt toast. I'm not sure Sit 'n' Sleep would be willing to haul that crusty sumbitch away even if you dropped five grand on a Tempur-Pedic.

theone1982
05-13-2011, 07:19 AM
Natasha, I'd like to volunteer my services to be the first one to jerk you off!:):fuckin:

drongo
05-13-2011, 09:50 AM
Get yourself nice and hard, put on a condom, rub some deepheat cream (you know the stuff people rub on to relieve pain) all over your dick untill it starts to become warm, slip another condom over the first one and jerk away. The heat transfers through to your cock and you will cum like fuck.:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff

NatashaLover
05-13-2011, 09:55 AM
Natasha, I'd like to volunteer my services to be the first one to jerk you off!:):fuckin:

When? :jerkoff

NatashaLover
05-13-2011, 10:02 AM
Very tasty Natasha, I would love to see you with your panties around your ankles.

That sounds like a porn movie.

Unfortunately my stroking techniques are proprietary, although I can reveal that it does involve my cock, should you require any additional information please contact the legal department in reference to this matter. :tongue:

I contacted them and it just took me a second after teasing them to tell me your secret!


Get yourself nice and hard, put on a condom, rub some deepheat cream (you know the stuff people rub on to relieve pain) all over your dick untill it starts to become warm, slip another condom over the first one and jerk away. The heat transfers through to your cock and you will cum like fuck.:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff

I have to try this one! never heard of it! Thanks :)

FiremanforTS
05-13-2011, 05:50 PM
Good Lord Natasha, your crazy, hot. In a great way.

ed_jaxon
05-13-2011, 05:57 PM
Get yourself nice and hard, put on a condom, rub some deepheat cream (you know the stuff people rub on to relieve pain) all over your dick untill it starts to become warm, slip another condom over the first one and jerk away. The heat transfers through to your cock and you will cum like fuck.:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff

ARE YOU CRAZY MAN!!!

That shit would burn like a motherfucker.

ed_jaxon
05-13-2011, 05:58 PM
Natasha come to Chicago!

NatashaLover
05-13-2011, 10:16 PM
Natasha come to Chicago!
where is my ticket and paid expenses? LOL
:party:

south ov da border
05-13-2011, 10:35 PM
Get yourself nice and hard, put on a condom, rub some deepheat cream (you know the stuff people rub on to relieve pain) all over your dick untill it starts to become warm, slip another condom over the first one and jerk away. The heat transfers through to your cock and you will cum like fuck.:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff

will try it. Or use orajel and lube. Makes it last longer. I hate to stroke it because I don't last long when I do. Sux.

I usually lie on my back and spread my legs in the butterfly position...

gsman1968
05-13-2011, 11:09 PM
On the sofa,on my back, naked, something stimulating on the 46" big screen (lately I'm responding to these russian girls that stretch their assholes into gaping craters), 1/2 teaspoon of KY liquid in the right hand, left hand to either nipple, long slow full length strokes, lean back and try to emulate Britney Markham.

tslvr
05-14-2011, 01:12 AM
wit my meat in my hand

ed_jaxon
05-14-2011, 01:19 AM
Don't tempt me baby girl. I would absolutely bring you here if l could be assured of at least a handy!

NatashaLover
05-14-2011, 01:48 AM
Have anyone tried the ginger method?




Don't tempt me baby girl. I would absolutely bring you here if l could be assured of at least a handy!

A handy? now what kink of maners are those with a Lady? LOL :)

theone1982
05-14-2011, 02:27 AM
When? :jerkoff

Does all the time work for you?:):dancing::Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

robertlouis
05-14-2011, 04:24 AM
Get yourself nice and hard, put on a condom, rub some deepheat cream (you know the stuff people rub on to relieve pain) all over your dick untill it starts to become warm, slip another condom over the first one and jerk away. The heat transfers through to your cock and you will cum like fuck.:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff


....and sit with your balls in ice for three days. :ignore:

robertlouis
05-14-2011, 04:28 AM
Have anyone tried the ginger method?




I'll bet he has LOL

theone1982
05-14-2011, 04:29 AM
....and sit with your balls in ice for three days. :ignore:

Lol! Some of these masturbation techniques are crazy! I think many of them would require a permit, not to mention the dexterity of an acrobat to accomplish!:) What happened to the good old-fashioned hand?:)

ed_jaxon
05-14-2011, 06:58 AM
Ok Natasha how about a good ol TSA pat down? We could go to dinner and a show like before only no Jix, Ben or O.

TempestTS
05-14-2011, 07:12 AM
My favorite masturbation position usually ends up being the one where somebody else is doing it for me... does that count?

jkaz17
05-14-2011, 10:10 AM
My favorite masturbation position usually ends up being the one where somebody else is doing it for me... does that count?
Oh how I wish that was me. Masturbating while having a beautiful ts on top would be a dream. I recently got more acquainted with anal dildos and really, they take masturbation to the next level.

NatashaLover
05-14-2011, 10:58 AM
Does all the time work for you?:):dancing::Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

24/7? naaaaa something like 12/7, the rest I am sleeping. :)

NatashaLover
05-14-2011, 11:06 AM
Ok Natasha how about a good ol TSA pat down? We could go to dinner and a show like before only no Jix, Ben or O.

TSA with the new machine or the old one?

Angel/Faced
05-14-2011, 12:24 PM
def. sitting on a guys lap.

rameses2
05-14-2011, 03:28 PM
def. sitting on a guys lap.
Hey... I have a lap:whistle:....393819