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NatashaLover
05-07-2011, 02:29 AM
:) 10 Reasons to date a Transsexual
(please no offense to anyone, these does not represent all ts)

Is your wife plain, does she never wears make up? Or looks Glamorous? Try a Transsexual, because we use make up all the time
Does your Penis is small and skinny? Try a Transsexual, we have it all
Are you a gay or Bisexual and don’t know how to tell your wife? Try a Transsexual, we will get you divorce
Are you a priest, nun or someone with religious beliefs and don’t want to commit adultery? Try a transsexual we are not in the bible so we are not a sin.
Are you a gay male or Lesbian Female and your family doesn’t understand you? Try a Transsexual and you will get them even more confuse
Are you a single guy who loves pornography, sex, and the kinky stuff? Try a Transsexual because we love that shit too!
Are you a Transsexual and tired of getting rejected by straight people? Try a Transsexual because we are desperate also
Do you like man and woman but don’t know how to choose, try a Transsexual and you will get the best of both worlds
Are you tired of going to the pharmacy to buy tampons for your girlfriend? Try a Transsexual, you will go to the pharmacy but to get just lube
Are you tired of paying child support, getting sued by your girlfriends over fraternity issues? Try a Transsexual, we can’t get pregnant


Some of these I got them from Candi from Florida in her YouTube videos and others from myself

TSPornFan
05-07-2011, 02:40 AM
LOl! I wish there were some attractive transsexuals in my area. I would date them in a heartbeat.:)

Did you retire from porn?

theone1982
05-07-2011, 07:10 AM
:) 10 Reasons to date a Transsexual
(please no offense to anyone, these does not represent all ts)

Is your wife plain, does she never wears make up? Or looks Glamorous? Try a Transsexual, because we use make up all the time
Does your Penis is small and skinny? Try a Transsexual, we have it all
Are you a gay or Bisexual and don’t know how to tell your wife? Try a Transsexual, we will get you divorce
Are you a priest, nun or someone with religious beliefs and don’t want to commit adultery? Try a transsexual we are not in the bible so we are not a sin.
Are you a gay male or Lesbian Female and your family doesn’t understand you? Try a Transsexual and you will get them even more confuse
Are you a single guy who loves pornography, sex, and the kinky stuff? Try a Transsexual because we love that shit too!
Are you a Transsexual and tired of getting rejected by straight people? Try a Transsexual because we are desperate also
Do you like man and woman but don’t know how to choose, try a Transsexual and you will get the best of both worlds
Are you tired of going to the pharmacy to buy tampons for your girlfriend? Try a Transsexual, you will go to the pharmacy but to get just lube
Are you tired of paying child support, getting sued by your girlfriends over fraternity issues? Try a Transsexual, we can’t get pregnant


Some of these I got them from Candi from Florida in her YouTube videos and others from myself

You forgot to add, "because Natasha is a transsexual!":):dancing::Bowdown:

FIRSTTIMER
05-07-2011, 07:36 AM
You also forgot.

Are you a guy who's hard cock just won't go down?
Try a transsexual because our cocks are just as hard and we can help each other with that problem.

reissit
05-07-2011, 07:58 AM
:) 10 Reasons to date a Transsexual
(please no offense to anyone, these does not represent all ts)

Is your wife plain, does she never wears make up? Or looks Glamorous? Try a Transsexual, because we use make up all the time
Does your Penis is small and skinny? Try a Transsexual, we have it all
Are you a gay or Bisexual and don’t know how to tell your wife? Try a Transsexual, we will get you divorce
Are you a priest, nun or someone with religious beliefs and don’t want to commit adultery? Try a transsexual we are not in the bible so we are not a sin.
Are you a gay male or Lesbian Female and your family doesn’t understand you? Try a Transsexual and you will get them even more confuse
Are you a single guy who loves pornography, sex, and the kinky stuff? Try a Transsexual because we love that shit too!
Are you a Transsexual and tired of getting rejected by straight people? Try a Transsexual because we are desperate also
Do you like man and woman but don’t know how to choose, try a Transsexual and you will get the best of both worlds
Are you tired of going to the pharmacy to buy tampons for your girlfriend? Try a Transsexual, you will go to the pharmacy but to get just lube
Are you tired of paying child support, getting sued by your girlfriends over fraternity issues? Try a Transsexual, we can’t get pregnant


Some of these I got them from Candi from Florida in her YouTube videos and others from myself

What a load of crap. If i go on a date with a ts there are only two reasons. firstly from what i know at the time i like her and secondly i find her sexually attractive.

giovanni_hotel
05-07-2011, 09:01 AM
Relax dude. It was written for the humor!!!

NatashaLover
05-07-2011, 10:21 AM
Relax dude. It was written for the humor!!!

LOL, some people have no sence of humor. :)

NatashaLover
05-07-2011, 10:27 AM
LOl! I wish there were some attractive transsexuals in my area. I would date them in a heartbeat.:)

Did you retire from porn?

Moi? Porn? LOL
I am no porn Queen. I am a Kink Goddess. I prefer to watch porn than to make it. Maybe one day when I am in shape like today's pornstars.

:fuckin:

Paulistano
05-07-2011, 10:31 AM
Are you tired of knowing your wife pretends to have orgasms? Try a transsexual, because ejaculation is the security of accomplished mission!:dancing:

Jackal
05-07-2011, 10:36 AM
Transsexual women are great to date because they have no special time of the month, no PMS

Birgitta
05-07-2011, 10:48 AM
Coz she loves and knows how to give head ..lol
Coz its easier communicating with a tgirl
Coz she is understanding
Coz she is very faithfull to a guy who dares to choose for her
Coz she is different her life is not boring and she probably thinks differently then most people

Prospero
05-07-2011, 11:18 AM
Because she is the one girl at the party, or in the bar, or at the dinner party, or in the park... or wherever - that you fancy rotten more than anyone else in the same place. It's the personality and looks that matter - not her genitals.

Birgitta
05-07-2011, 11:24 AM
Because she is the one girl at the party, or in the bar, or at the dinner party, or in the park... or wherever - that you fancy rotten more than anyone else in the same place. It's the personality and looks that matter - not her genitals.

Fancy rotten? Lol, language barrier, can u put it in other words?

Prospero
05-07-2011, 12:00 PM
Sorry Birgitta - it means to find hugely and irresistibly attractive.

Birgitta
05-07-2011, 01:07 PM
Oh wow ok lol, thx did not know the expression

Birgitta
05-07-2011, 01:10 PM
Transsexual women are great to date because they have no special time of the month, no PMS

Hihi we have one long period every day of the month lol

BigDF
05-07-2011, 01:45 PM
Moi? Porn? LOL
I am no porn Queen. I am a Kink Goddess.This is totally true, Mistress.:Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown::salad
I prefer to watch porn than to make it. Maybe one day when I am in shape like today's pornstars.

:fuckin:WTF??? Have you looked in the mirror lately, Mistress? You are quite beautiful.:Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown::salad

NatashaLover
05-07-2011, 02:32 PM
This is totally true, Mistress.:Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown::salad WTF??? Have you looked in the mirror lately, Mistress? You are quite beautiful.:Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown::salad

Yes I have BigDF, I just wanted you to say it to me. Again and Again. :)
:party:

Willie Escalade
05-07-2011, 02:40 PM
Because she is the one girl at the party, or in the bar, or at the dinner party, or in the park... or wherever - that you fancy rotten more than anyone else in the same place. It's the personality and looks that matter - not her genitals.
Co-sign.

cerulean
05-07-2011, 03:22 PM
Yes I have BigDF, I just wanted you to say it to me. Again and Again. :)
:party:

I'll say it too. You are amazing.

rameses2
05-07-2011, 03:25 PM
Are you a single guy who loves pornography, sex, and the kinky stuff? Try a Transsexual because we love that shit too!

That's my SECOND reason. My FIRST reason is NATASHA LOVER!!!:Bowdown::dancing::praying::jerkoff392108

Teydyn
05-07-2011, 04:39 PM
because they have no special time of the month, no PMS
If only...

Jackal
05-07-2011, 05:42 PM
Because she is the one girl at the party, or in the bar, or at the dinner party, or in the park... or wherever - that you fancy rotten more than anyone else in the same place. It's the personality and looks that matter - not her genitals.

Coz she loves and knows how to give head ..lol
Coz its easier communicating with a tgirl
Coz she is understanding
Coz she is very faithfull to a guy who dares to choose for her
Coz she is different her life is not boring and she probably thinks differently then most people
This.
I know this thread was designed for tongue in cheek answers, but these are the reasons I really enjoyed dating, socializing with or befriending the transwomen I have in my life.

Prospero
05-07-2011, 05:47 PM
Okay then - because I love a tongue in my cheek - or between my cheeks?

mikelpo
05-07-2011, 06:11 PM
1 reason for me... They are so fucking hot!

giovanni_hotel
05-07-2011, 06:58 PM
Sorry Birgitta - it means to find hugely and irresistibly attractive.
From the chaps who brought us Yanks the phrase, 'dead sexy' and 'sexy beast.'

FANCY ROTTEN!!!

I using that shit.....!:Bowdown:

effigyc
05-07-2011, 07:15 PM
:) 10 Reasons to date a Transsexual

Are you a single guy who loves pornography, sex, and the kinky stuff? Try a Transsexual because we love that shit too!


Wait... this isn't true? Fuck it. I'm going back t GGs.

NewAgain
05-07-2011, 08:11 PM
cuz they play video games!

BBaggins06
05-07-2011, 08:50 PM
Coz its easier communicating with a tgirl
Coz she is understanding


I wholeheartedly agree. There are never any arguments or flame wars here because we understand each other perfectly.

Jackal
05-07-2011, 10:01 PM
I wholeheartedly agree. There are never any arguments or flame wars here because we understand each other perfectly.



The internet makes trolls out of us all.

theone1982
05-07-2011, 10:45 PM
Are you tired of knowing your wife pretends to have orgasms? Try a transsexual, because ejaculation is the security of accomplished mission!:dancing:

:iagree: I couldn't agree more Paulistano!:party:

nevada64
05-07-2011, 11:12 PM
Two top reasons.
No fear or concern for a pregnancy and she is usually just as horny as you are. :)

Birgitta
05-08-2011, 02:07 AM
I wholeheartedly agree. There are never any arguments or flame wars here because we understand each other perfectly.

well thats coz i understand some guys better then they want me too and coz im a tease, online i sometimes am a monster, irl too but more like a sweet monster lol

Star Angel 86
05-08-2011, 02:57 AM
You get to fuck a lass in the ass if it's a female lass she's going to look at you like you're insane like you're some kind weirdo perv that is unless supply that female lass some awesome dope.Hey peeps don't hate on me 16 years 1988-2004 employed at a Los Angeles strip club I truly know what goes through a female lasses mind I could write a book.For the record I was never one of these kind of guys.

theone1982
05-08-2011, 03:06 AM
Two top reasons.
No fear or concern for a pregnancy and she is usually just as horny as you are. :)

:iagree: I also agree with both of these! I've found the horny one to be particularly true!:dancing:

NatashaLover
05-08-2011, 03:49 AM
Are you a single guy who loves pornography, sex, and the kinky stuff? Try a Transsexual because we love that shit too!

That's my SECOND reason. My FIRST reason is NATASHA LOVER!!!:Bowdown::dancing::praying::jerkoff392108



MMMM thanks hun always for your support! ;) Hope all os great in Hawaii
;)

south ov da border
05-08-2011, 04:52 AM
Are you tired of knowing your wife pretends to have orgasms? Try a transsexual, because ejaculation is the security of accomplished mission!:dancing:

agreed 100000000 percent...:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff

joelle
05-08-2011, 06:03 AM
Hummm tres bon arguments,et il font pas d'enfants!!!! lol!

T'amore
05-09-2011, 12:04 AM
everything else being equal--personality, intelligence, liking sex -- t-girls have the best asses...did anyone say that yet?