Unhygienic German men voted the worst in bed while lazy English come second!

[alyssaluxor]

Unhygienic German men voted the worst in bed while lazy English come second in the battle between the sheets

First the good news. English men make better lovers than the Germans.

Now the bad news. We are trailing behind the rest of the world when it comes to the language of love.

What was it that led 15,000 well-travelled women to come to such an ignominious conclusion? The famous English reserve, perhaps, or maybe the equally well known trend for bad teeth?

No, it turns out that Englishmen are too lazy - while the Germans are 'too smelly'.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1216621/German-men-worlds-worst-lovers-lazy-English-come-second-battle-sheets.html

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from my experience this is true i always encounter German and English men to be stinky even they take shower already. And most seems no work in bed at all they act like a vegetable lol

and also I even cant remember a German and English guy whos more Active/Top than me in bed, all of them are powerbottoms, why?

[alyssaluxor]

I also agree the best lovers on the list for me...

1. Brazil
2. Italian
3. French
...

[Mayrah]

I guess im a lucky bitch, im dutch :D

Edit: its on the worst list for "too dominating" bullshit lol

[alyssaluxor]

I guess im a lucky bitch, im dutch :D

Edit: its on the worst list for "too dominating" bullshit lol

I rarely meet Dutch but one thing for sure from my experience from them most are really tall 6 feet and above and long thick dick ;)

[frog30]

i take huge offence, for the 2 minutes i fuck, i give it my all!

[Dino Velvet]

I was surprised to find out that Germans have a reputation for being smelly. The tourists I've been around in America appear very clean. Maybe the stinky ones aren't let on the plane.

When I think of people that smell, I usually think of Arabs, Persians, and people from Central Asia.

[alyssaluxor]

I was surprised to find out that Germans have a reputation for being smelly. The tourists I've been around in America appear very clean. Maybe the stinky ones aren't let on the plane.

When I think of people that smell, I usually think of Arabs, Persians, and people from Central Asia.

From my experience the cleanest people ive met are Arabs, they are just so hygienic and clean. 100% of Arab guys ive met are even shaved down there very hygienic people from what ive noticed.

[alyssaluxor]

i take huge offence, for the 2 minutes i fuck, i give it my all!

hmmm are you Swedes? :wiggle:

[Dino Velvet]

From my experience the cleanest people ive met are Arabs, they are just so hygienic and clean. 100% of Arab guys ive met are even shaved down there very hygienic people from what ive noticed.

You probably know better than me. I've been in the back of many smelly cabs that were driven by the types I listed. I guess the richer ones know what soap is made for.

[tsnajwa]

From my experience the cleanest people ive met are Arabs, they are just so hygienic and clean. 100% of Arab guys ive met are even shaved down there very hygienic people from what ive noticed.

that is probably because it is consider sunnah to shave under arms and from belly button down :dancing: and makes things so much more better imo on guys just looks nicer

[NewAgain]

Canadian 10th!! What What!!! Ill take it!

[Prospero]

I'd respond to this - but I can't be bothered.

[torakiki]

I also agree the best lovers on the list for me...

1. Brazil
2. Italian
3. French
...


fortunately I'm italian, and we have many brasilian babes here...a good mix :dancing:

[Prospero]

This is such a bunch of spurious claptrap

[phobun]

I also agree the best lovers on the list for me...

1. Brazil
2. Italian
3. French
...


As if French and Italian people don't stink!

[phobun]

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Ruemue is German

[Prospero]

This strand is rather racist isn't it

[Yvonne183]

This strand is rather racist isn't it

Ha ha ha,, i was going to say that but I think I had my share of race topics for one day,,lol


How about hillbillies in the US? How did they rank on the smelly list? I mean the lovers list?

[theone1982]

British porn.:)
YouTube - Family Guy - British Porn 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPwhY5RzeGk)
YouTube - Family Guy High Class British Porn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weijnvNCxqY)

[phobun]

This strand is rather racist isn't it


How can it be racist? Most French, Italians, English and many Brazilians are the same race.

[Quiet Reflections]

Ha ha ha,, i was going to say that but I think I had my share of race topics for one day,,lol


How about hillbillies in the US? How did they rank on the smelly list? I mean the lovers list?
they said we were to rough in bed

[Jericho]

Krauts smellier than those soap dodging Frogs?...GTFO!

[Jericho]

And apparently, the Welsh are selfish! :shrug

[theone1982]

I forgot, which country's lovers were too sexy?:)
YouTube - Right Said Fred - I`m Too Sexy (The Original) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk)

[Gazza 1331]

Must be the truth its in the mail lol. Never forget being on my hols with a ex she would go topless met some yanks 1 day 1 of them asked don't you mind her doing that? What i asked reply showing off her tits.

I asked if he's ever been to England no was the reply for all the no-English google The Sun/The Star page 3 girls or even better The Daily Sport when i told him about the classic newspapers we had he couldn't believe it we don't have stuff like that in the US hmmm yep us Brits are so stuck up lol.:)

[tsnajwa]

Must be the truth its in the mail lol. Never forget being on my hols with a ex she would go topless met some yanks 1 day 1 of them asked don't you mind her doing that? What i asked reply showing off her tits.

I asked if he's ever been to England no was the reply for all the no-English google The Sun/The Star page 3 girls or even better The Daily Sport when i told him about the classic newspapers we had he couldn't believe it we don't have stuff like that in the US hmmm yep us Brits are so stuck up lol.:)

i have nooooo idea what you said:???::???::confused:

[theone1982]

American's are too rough?! Don't you ladies out there like it rough?:) Or do you like it gentle like in this song?:)
YouTube - Tenacious D - fuck her gently (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn7oEYe4ePc)

[robertlouis]

So Scots like me are too loud, eh?

Well, you'd shout about something that only happens once a year too, wouldn't you?

[theone1982]

So Scots like me are too loud, eh?

Well, you'd shout about something that only happens once a year too, wouldn't you?

It happens that much?!:)

[robertlouis]

It happens that much?!:)


Three guys bragging in a pub - a Frenchman, an Italian and a Scotsman.

The Frenchman says, when I make love to my woman, I pour cognac over her stomach, I lick it off slowly and sensuously, she rises 20cm off the bed.

The Italian says, ha, that's nothing, I cover my woman from head to foot in zabaglione, I lick it off slowly, she rises 40cm off the bed.

The Scotsman drains his pint and says, well lads, when we're finished fucking, I wipe my cock on the curtains and every time she goes clean through the fucking roof!

[theone1982]

Three guys bragging in a pub - a Frenchman, an Italian and a Scotsman.

The Frenchman says, when I make love to my woman, I pour cognac over her stomach, I lick it off slowly and sensuously, she rises 20cm off the bed.

The Italian says, ha, that's nothing, I cover my woman from head to foot in zabaglione, I lick it off slowly, she rises 40cm off the bed.

The Scotsman drains his pint and says, well lads, when we're finished fucking, I wipe my cock on the curtains and every time she goes clean through the fucking roof!

Lol!:lol: But the Italians and French are number 3 and 4 of the best lovers!:) And how can someone be too loud during sex? What do they want someone who's taken an oath of silence?:) And Americans are too rough? What would happen if a Scottish woman and an American man, or vice versa, had sex? Too loud, too rough, it might turn into a riot!:)

[robertlouis]

Lol!:lol: But the Italians and French are number 3 and 4 of the best lovers!:) And how can someone be too loud during sex? What do they want someone who's taken an oath of silence?:)


You can say what you like pal, but there's no way I'm going to fuck a trappist monk lol!

[robertlouis]

Lol!:lol: But the Italians and French are number 3 and 4 of the best lovers!:) And Americans are too rough? What would happen if a Scottish woman and an American man, or vice versa, had sex? Too loud, too rough, it might turn into a riot!:)

I've slept with Italian, French and American women - though not all at the same time! - and I've never had any complaints about noise or any other departments. And I shower at least once a year whether I need to or not.

Oh, and French girls are THE best. Sans doute!

[theone1982]

I've slept with Italian, French and American women - though not all at the same time! - and I've never had any complaints about noise or any other departments. And I shower at least once a year whether I need to or not.

Oh, and French girls are THE best. Sans doute!

Even though they don't shave their armpits?:) Don't get me wrong, I don't mind hairy girls, but that's usually a hard-on killer for a lot of men.:) Or is that just a myth about French girls?

[robertlouis]

Even though they don't shave their armpits?:) Don't get me wrong, I don't mind hairy girls, but that's usually a hard-on killer for a lot of men.:) Or is that just a myth about French girls?


I insisted that they shave before I'd consider sleeping with them lol.

No, it's a myth - at least the women I've known.

Greek ladies, on the other hand.......

[theone1982]

I insisted that they shave before I'd consider sleeping with them lol.

No, it's a myth - at least the women I've known.

Greek ladies, on the other hand.......

Well, that pic made sure I won't be getting it up any time soon!:)

[robertlouis]

Well, that pic made sure I won't be getting it up any time soon!:)


Spot the resemblance?

[theone1982]

Spot the resemblance?

At least this one would probably agree to go at it doggy style.:)

[robertlouis]

At least this one would probably agree to go at it doggy style.:)



Yeah, don't try missionary - their breath smells awful, and they don't really like too much kissing.....

[alyssaluxor]

I've slept with Italian, French and American women - though not all at the same time! - and I've never had any complaints about noise or any other departments. And I shower at least once a year whether I need to or not.

Oh, and French girls are THE best. Sans doute!

I agree on this one from what ive heard from all my clientelle French girls are the best for them ;)

[alyssaluxor]

As if French and Italian people don't stink!

Yes sometime i met stinky French and Italian but its different from the stink you could smell from English and Germans being unhygienic and doesnt know how to take care of themselves

The stinky smell i could smell from French and Italians is just like a hot yummy guy finish working out in the gym then he will fuck the hell out of me :fuckin:

[SpoogeMonkey]

this is all such rubbish...

Im lovely and clean and always wipe my cock on the curtains before sex...

[bulldog]

I refuse to let 1500 women speak for the rest of them, or put me in a group of men which generalizes an entire nationality.


I am who I am, and know what I can do, it ends there.