help

[longjon22]

im 22 im tryna get my girlfriend prego but i dont think my sperms white enough or shoot out hard enough..

my question is can anyone tell me how to make it whiter or how to shoot out any advice will help thanks

[Jericho]

Dip your dick in bleach and shove a slice of ginger up yer arse.
That'll sort it...Though I'm not sure you should be procreating! :shrug

[phobun]

im 22 im tryna get my girlfriend prego but i dont think my sperms white enough or shoot out hard enough..

my question is can anyone tell me how to make it whiter or how to shoot out any advice will help thanks


Most guys here aren't trying to make girls pregnant. Are you sure you're looking for advice in the best place?

[Brandi Boots]

Me smells something fishy......here fishy, fishy!

[LibertyHarkness]

Lol best thread of the week so far

[Willie Escalade]

It doesn't matter what color your sperm is or how hard it comes out...Prego is sold at most major supermarkets. Try Ralphs or Vons.

And it only comes in reddish orange. Sorry.

[iamdrgonzo]

im 22 im tryna get my girlfriend prego but i dont think my sperms white enough or shoot out hard enough..

my question is can anyone tell me how to make it whiter or how to shoot out any advice will help thanks


Your quite fortunate that the "good" doctor is in this morning, my first lesson is free, take your cock in your predominant hand (if your ambidextrous either will do) and stroke. If your having trouble just follow the "smilies" example below:


:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff:j erkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff

All together now!

Our next lesson:

Choosing the proper viscous fluid for your wanking needs.

[scroller]

Granted where you posted this: If your girlfriend is TS you might need to fix something else first.

[longjon22]

wheres the help

[MdR Dave]

Get to a urologist as soon as possible-

I'm pretty sure you have LOL.

[theone1982]

You should ask Brittany Markham, she can shoot that shit across the room and hit multiple targets!:):dancing: