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MrsKellyPierce
03-17-2011, 07:30 PM
You jive turkeys - if your not wearing green I'm pinching every last one of you!

CORVETTEDUDE
03-17-2011, 07:37 PM
You jive turkeys - if your not wearing green I'm pinching every last one of you!


Get to work!!!!

MrsKellyPierce
03-17-2011, 07:39 PM
Get to work!!!!
lol PINCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Do you like that you dirty cock whore...PINCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...take that you dirty cock mongler! lmao!! Hows that

CORVETTEDUDE
03-17-2011, 07:48 PM
lol PINCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Do you like that you dirty cock whore...PINCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...take that you dirty cock mongler! lmao!! Hows that

Stop teasin' me!!! I don't mess with married women!!!:loser:

MrsKellyPierce
03-17-2011, 07:49 PM
Stop teasin' me!!! I don't mess with married women!!!:loser:
lmao!

youshouldtrythislol
03-17-2011, 08:05 PM
I own nothing green. so I guess you better be ready to back that threat up. lol. Happy St. Pattys Day Mrs Shore

Star Angel 86
03-17-2011, 08:40 PM
Kellz,nothing could be further from the truth I just spruced up this alluring stallion of Scottish/Irish descent I even dried myself off with a green towel and now wearing a green shirt one of the few I have by the way.You still go ahead and pinch me though.Lass I now toast you with a Bass Pale Ale Happy Saint Patrick's Day Kelly !!!!:clover::cheers::cool::twisted::mrgreen:

seanbeag7
03-17-2011, 09:19 PM
I am irish, but sometimes i ain't proud of the fact especially since we the public allowed a government, bankers and some builders fuck up our country for maybe the next 10-15 years.

I just want to wish everyone a happy paddy's day.

Now who wants to become a Irish gobshite. :)

Dino Velvet
03-17-2011, 10:59 PM
Happy St Patrick's Day! :cheers:

onmyknees
03-18-2011, 01:28 AM
You jive turkeys - if your not wearing green I'm pinching every last one of you!

Kelly ( isn't that Irish ?) ...green licks and luv all over your body baby xo

BellaBellucci
03-18-2011, 02:00 AM
St. Patrick didn't drive actual snakes out of Ireland. 'Snakes' in the context of his story refers to Pagans, so St. Patrick actually violently drove people out of Ireland.

http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/st-patricks-day/st-patrick-drove-out-the-pagans--not-the-snakes-1318905.html

But yeah, drink up! :lol:

http://planetgreen.discovery.com/food-health/images/2008-03/green-beer-guinness-pints-st-patricks-day.jpg

theone1982
03-18-2011, 02:09 AM
Obligatory dirty Irish limerick.:dancing: There was a young lady from Ongar
who was shagged in the sea, by a conger,
her girl friend from Deal,
asked "how did it feel?"
she said "nice - like a man - only longer!"

seanbeag7
03-18-2011, 02:14 AM
Here is a Limerick

I dined with a girl from Tralee,
who asked "do you fart when you pee",
she replied with a fart,
"do you pee when you fart",
"if you do, then you're one up on me".

betts
03-18-2011, 02:21 AM
I am irish, but sometimes i ain't proud of the fact especially since we the public allowed a government, bankers and some builders fuck up our country for maybe the next 10-15 years.

I just want to wish everyone a happy paddy's day.

Now who wants to become a Irish gobshite. :)

Yup... so much for the Celtic Tiger.

theone1982
03-18-2011, 02:24 AM
Here is a Limerick

I dined with a girl from Tralee,
who asked "do you fart when you pee",
she replied with a fart,
"do you pee when you fart",
"if you do, then you're one up on me".

There was a young lady from Brewster

Who's ass was so nice that I goosed her,

But her panties were thin

And my finger slipped in

And it still just don't smell like it used ter.:)