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PomonaCA
03-14-2011, 07:16 AM
Sometimes when I'm buying pancake mix I think of hot and kinky slave sex with Aunt Jemima and then when I'm done I sell her off for some whiskey or some cows.

I hope I'm not alone in this but I do find myself confused about whether I prefer her with her doo rag or a perm.

yodajazz
03-14-2011, 08:44 AM
www.aa.org - 898 North Garey Avenue, Pomona - (909) 629-0493

I suggest you call this number in the morning, after you sober up.

Here's a more comprehensive AA meeting listing.
http://www.simeetings.com/LA/PomonaMtgs.html

Actually the woman on the box was an actress, who made a good living off of promotional appearances.

Dino Velvet
03-14-2011, 08:49 AM
Doo Rag and heavy on the uppity attitude.
"You make yo' pancakes yo' own damn self, Sucka!"

phobun
03-14-2011, 09:03 AM
Sometimes when I'm buying pancake mix I think of hot and kinky slave sex with Aunt Jemima and then when I'm done I sell her off for some whiskey or some cows.

I hope I'm not alone in this but I do find myself confused about whether I prefer her with her doo rag or a perm.


He has indicated that he is part of the conservative faction on the board. This is just scratching the surface.

Merkurie
03-14-2011, 06:52 PM
Would you like some ground glass with your pancakes sir?

Jericho
03-14-2011, 07:06 PM
You buy pancake mix?
What's the world coming to!

hippifried
03-14-2011, 11:45 PM
Doo Rag and heavy on the uppity attitude.
"You make yo' pancakes yo' own damn self, Sucka!"
I think this might be her alter ego.
YouTube - lucille bogan - shave 'em dry (1935) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ko2VXpW7_g)

onmyknees
03-15-2011, 12:19 AM
He has indicated that he is part of the conservative faction on the board. This is just scratching the surface.


Yes...he probably has incicated that, and you have indicated you're one of the enlightened liberals who goes into violent shakes at the mere mention of praying for the victims of the tradgedy in Japan...so where does that leave us? You on one extreme and Pamona on the other? LOL

Silcc69
03-15-2011, 12:21 AM
It's durag not doo rag

Dino Velvet
03-15-2011, 12:27 AM
It's durag not doo rag

People say it that way because they can't say "doo rag" with their bongo lips and oversized Chicklets constantly engaged in battle.

onmyknees
03-15-2011, 01:16 AM
People say it that way because they can't say "doo rag" with their bongo lips and oversized Chicklets constantly engaged in battle.

Hey Now....back off on the doo-rags !! I wear one myslf when riding in states with no helmet laws...it keeps the hair from getting knotted ! I'm the only blonde haired white dude with official permission to wear the rag besides Hogan! LOL

Dino Velvet
03-15-2011, 01:21 AM
Hey Now....back off on the doo-rags !! I wear one myslf when riding in states with no helmet laws...it keeps the hair from getting knotted ! I'm the only blonde haired white dude with official permission to wear the rag besides Hogan! LOL

I thought Hogan only wore that goofy hat. When did he get the makeover?

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/26/article-1282853100512-00A2E06C00000259-351343_636x300.jpg

onmyknees
03-15-2011, 01:31 AM
I thought Hogan only wore that goofy hat. When did he get the makeover?

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/26/article-1282853100512-00A2E06C00000259-351343_636x300.jpg




LMAO...not that hogan.....Terry ( Hulk) Hogan !!!!!!!!! ( too lazy to look for a picture !!)

PomonaCA
03-15-2011, 05:05 AM
www.aa.org - 898 North Garey Avenue, Pomona - (909) 629-0493

I suggest you call this number in the morning, after you sober up.

Here's a more comprehensive AA meeting listing.
http://www.simeetings.com/LA/PomonaMtgs.html

Actually the woman on the box was an actress, who made a good living off of promotional appearances.


The woman on the box was no actress, it was Aunt Jemima herself before she was sold off and replaced by a new mammy.

Joe Blow
03-15-2011, 07:41 PM
Looks like Oprah is serving up more than pancakes...

joeym75ld
03-15-2011, 08:30 PM
I think this might be her alter ego.
YouTube - lucille bogan - shave 'em dry (1935) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ko2VXpW7_g)
This is awesome :Bowdown:
I didn't even know alnguage like that existed in 1935!

giovanni_hotel
03-15-2011, 09:46 PM
You ever check out Niggermania.com (or is it .net??), or the Stormfront???

You'd go over big there like a comedic crossbreeding between David Duke and Jerry Seinfeld.

http://www.nakedpunch.com/uploads/articles/45/racism.jpg?1258917983
http://library.thinkquest.org/28172/s.13.jpg
http://www.samibia.com/wp/racism.pnghttp://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/tahitiandevil/Racism.pnghttp://500motivators.com/plog-content/thumbs/motivate/me/large/656-racism-get-your-nigger-hands-off-my-daughter.jpghttp://www.moonbattery.com/racism.jpg

nonnonnon
03-15-2011, 09:54 PM
do they have naked ladies there?

Dino Velvet
03-15-2011, 10:31 PM
Oprah's got enough milk in those titties to literally nurse the entire city of Detroit back to health.

PomonaCA
03-17-2011, 05:49 AM
Oprah's got enough milk in those titties to literally nurse the entire city of Detroit back to health.


With Oprah around, who needs pancakes? I could feed off her for a month!

phobun
03-18-2011, 04:59 AM
Yes...he probably has incicated that, and you have indicated you're one of the enlightened liberals who goes into violent shakes at the mere mention of praying for the victims of the tradgedy in Japan...so where does that leave us? You on one extreme and Pamona on the other? LOL


Crude racism is an extreme, but antitheism is not.

Violent shakes because I don't think prayer will help the people of Japan?

You're a shrieking ninny.

onmyknees
03-19-2011, 03:56 AM
LMFAO...is that what you fancy yourself as ?? the antithesis ? That's hysterical....really. Let me sperate you from your delusion. You're quite hateful, spiteful, disliked, and intolerant of anyone who differs with you. And I think you're struggling to come to terms with the fact you fantasize about chicks with dicks. What you think about the wisdom or efficacy of praying for those poor bastards in Japan is completely irrelevent. You remind me of the annoying bastard ( there's one in every crowd) who no matter how good a time people are having ...does your best to fuck it up. You're pathetic.

phobun
03-19-2011, 04:05 AM
LMFAO...is that what you fancy yourself as ?? the antithesis ? That's hysterical....really. Let me sperate you from your delusion. You're quite hateful, spiteful, disliked, and intolerant of anyone who differs with you. And I think you're struggling to come to terms with the fact you fantasize about chicks with dicks. What you think about the wisdom or efficacy of praying for those poor bastards in Japan is completely irrelevent. You remind me of the annoying bastard ( there's one in every crowd) who no matter how good a time people are having ...does your best to fuck it up. You're pathetic.


I wrote "Crude racism is an extreme, but antitheism is not."

Antitheism would make me an antitheist. Not an antithesis.

You're not a very bright Republican.

Klinghoffer 660C
03-19-2011, 04:43 AM
Sometimes when I'm buying pancake mix I think of hot and kinky slave sex with Aunt Jemima and then when I'm done I sell her off for some whiskey or some cows.

I hope I'm not alone in this but I do find myself confused about whether I prefer her with her doo rag or a perm.


Wow! That's some brilliant mind you display. Racism and trannys! You're quite a complex fellow with a vast myriad of interests...a real Renaissance man(?).

Have fun, since this is as good as it gets. You have anonymity and are free to cork off all you like but we both know you'd never say of any of this in public. :loser: That makes you weak.

PomonaCA
03-19-2011, 04:53 AM
Wow! That's some brilliant mind you display. Racism and trannys! You're quite a complex fellow with a vast myriad of interests...a real Renaissance man(?).

Have fun, since this is as good as it gets. You have anonymity and are free to cork off all you like but we both know you'd never say of any of this in public. :loser: That makes you weak.


OMG Butthurt! Don't be so sensitive, sweetheart. lol

Dino Velvet
03-19-2011, 04:59 AM
Can we get Aunt Jemima in one of those angry Muslim Koofy Hats? Farrakhan needs a date for the raging pool party at Qadaffi's house this weekend.

PomonaCA
03-19-2011, 05:17 AM
Wow! That's some brilliant mind you display. Racism and trannys! You're quite a complex fellow with a vast myriad of interests...a real Renaissance man(?).

Have fun, since this is as good as it gets. You have anonymity and are free to cork off all you like but we both know you'd never say of any of this in public. :loser: That makes you weak.


It's also interesting that you're criticizing a brilliant mind while at the same time you list your occupation as "Independant contracts". lol

What are "Independant contracts" LOLOLOLOLOL

Klinghoffer 660C
03-19-2011, 06:48 AM
It's also interesting that you're criticizing a brilliant mind while at the same time you list your occupation as "Independant contracts". lol

What are "Independant contracts" LOLOLOLOLOL


"...and another thing...." You're stuttering Gertrude. Pull yourself together and try to act like a man. You might not seem so weak if you didn't blather on so much. You don't want others to apply the term racist to you? Then don't don't act like one. It's interesting though how you offer no argument about not having the balls to say all this in public. That tacit maneuver shows a little promise; there still might be some hope for you. I realize you feel the need to save face but nonetheless, I applaud that first step.
I sincerely hope it works out for you.

PomonaCA
03-19-2011, 07:57 AM
You're stuttering Gertrude.
Who's stuttering?



Pull yourself together and try to act like a man. You might not seem so weak if you didn't blather on so much.Oh you challenged my manliness. Them's fightin werds! Let me whistle out my war song on my ole' wine jug.


? Then don't don't act like one

Are you stut-stut-stuuttutuuererrrring?


You don't want others to apply the term racist to you?

Don't give a fuck. You're from europe or something so I understand you're squareness..... ass-backwardness. I don't give a fuck if some tea-sipping euro, or for that matter, sensitive New York fag thinks I am racist or even GASP INSENSITIVE. I don't care. I simply do not care.



Then don't don't act like one. It's interesting though how you offer no argument about not having the balls to say all this in public. That tacit maneuver shows a little promise

You misused 'tacit'.



there still might be some hope for you. I realize you feel the need to save face but nonetheless, I applaud that first step.I sincerely hope it works out for you.

Whatever, nigger faggot aids jew

Klinghoffer 660C
03-20-2011, 08:22 PM
Who's stuttering?

Oh you challenged my manliness. Them's fightin werds! Let me whistle out my war song on my ole' wine jug.



Are you stut-stut-stuuttutuuererrrring?



Don't give a fuck. You're from europe or something so I understand you're squareness..... ass-backwardness. I don't give a fuck if some tea-sipping euro, or for that matter, sensitive New York fag thinks I am racist or even GASP INSENSITIVE. I don't care. I simply do not care.


You misused 'tacit'.




Whatever, nigger faggot aids jew


You're a joke. Try to show a little self-respect. Not everyone lives in a trailer park.

PomonaCA
03-20-2011, 09:46 PM
You're a joke. Try to show a little self-respect. Not everyone lives in a trailer park.


That's it! My feelings are hurt you fucking hate monger! :D

BBaggins06
03-21-2011, 05:10 AM
You have anonymity and are free to cork off all you like but we both know you'd never say of any of this in public.

And you would?

NatashaLover
03-21-2011, 07:01 AM
You buy pancake mix?
What's the world coming to!


Hey I also buy Pancake Mix! I love to prepare them from scratch on sunday mornings. MMMMMMM

slingblade
04-07-2011, 07:39 AM
Hey I also buy Pancake Mix! I love to prepare them from scratch on sunday mornings. MMMMMMM

light bulb moment have you preparing pancakes in the nude then after breakfast you bend over the table and I get my morning dessert and leave some frosting all over that pretty ass of yours? :fuckin:

NatashaLover
04-07-2011, 08:05 AM
light bulb moment have you preparing pancakes in the nude then after breakfast you bend over the table and I get my morning dessert and leave some frosting all over that pretty ass of yours? :fuckin:

well I think I can be all nude doing the breakfast but I believe you are the one bending to pick up the butter while I put some Aunt Jemimas syrup in my pancakes. Now thats a little to sticky! :party::party::fuckin: